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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Now We're Even (S07E07)

""I, Ted "Why Did I Ever Tell You My Middle Name" Mosby...""
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"Idiot."
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"She drinks a lot."
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"who loved to get freaky in elevators."
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"Look what I found in Quinn's bedroom."
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"No."
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"We gotta end this."
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"So,"
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"The tragic cost of a broken Broath"
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"She's not just using me."
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"Which I did three times last night, self-five."
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"Oh. I thought you were Quinn."
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""...promise never to interfere with his personal life again...""
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"Lil..."
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"You see, my friends, while awesome, can be presumptuous,"
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"And, finally, we'll announce..."
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"Nothing. I just worship chaos."
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"I'm gonna be Sandy Rivers' new co-host."
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"Hypothetically..."
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"Kids, in the spring of 2012,"
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"your Uncle Barney went off the grid for a couple weeks."
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"So I was relieved when I got a text"
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"asking me to come over to his place."
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"Glad to hear from you, buddy."
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"I was worried something bad happened..."
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"to you."
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"Welcome, brother."
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"What is this?"
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"Ted Evelyn Mosby,"
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"you are about to be sworn to secrecy"
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"through the sacred vows of a Bro Oath,"
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"or "Broath.""
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"Please, put on your "brobe.""
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"Yeah, I'm not putting on the "brobe.""
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"Ted, just..."
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"♪ Broooo... ♪"
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"Wait, are they chanting "bro"?"
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"♪ Bro... ♪"
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"I got some local monks to record this."
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"Yeah! I got a monk guy."
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"Cool, right?"
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"It actually is, yeah."
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"I'll burn it for you."
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"Just remind me after The Broath."
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"Anyway, Ted Evelyn Mosby,"
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"this ritual forever binds you to keep a solemn secret..."
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"Which is?"
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"I really like this Quinn girl!"
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"We've been spending tons of time together,"
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"and I want the gang to meet her."
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"But I'm afraid they're gonna disapprove because,"
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"- well, you know. - I did know. You see,"
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"Quinn was a stripper..."
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"who had swindled Barney out of quite a bit of cash."
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"We're inviting everyone to dinner at Quinn's,"
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"and I want them to keep an open mind,"
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"which brings us to The Broath."
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"Place your hand on The Bro Code."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."
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"Repeat after me."
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"I, Ted Evelyn Mosby..."
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"solemnly swear not to tell our friends"
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"that Quinn is a stripper."
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""...solemnly swear not to tell our friends"
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"that Quinn is a stripper" who duped you out of lots of money."
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"You're only supposed to repeat after me."
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""You're only supposed to repeat after me.""
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"- Stop it. - Stop it."
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"Silence!"
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"Look, I know that things started out sketchy"
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"Do you,"
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"Ted Middle-Name-Omitted Mosby,"
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"swear to uphold this Broath?"
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"I do."
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"Barney's dating a stripper who's gonna steal all his money!"
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"Okay, time to go to Quinn's. Now remember,"
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"I told you nothing, okay?"
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"Barney really wants us all to like her."
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"But how can we?"
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"Quinn totally duped Barney, and he couldn't even see it."
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"Well, apparently, the sex is mind-blowing."
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"Ha, I've been there. Yeah."
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"I was once with this chick"
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"who answered the door wearing nothing but, uh, whipped cream,"
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"a dog collar and a hot pink thong."
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"Marshall,"
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"you can't tell sex stories"
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"about "this chick," because"
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"everyone knows it's me."
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"I'm the only woman you've ever been with."
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"It's not fair, the guys are always telling their sex stories"
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"and I can top every one of them."
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"Baby, you're like 20 slutty chicks all rolled into one."
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"Sweet talk is not going to change my mind."
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"Let's focus."
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"Tonight, we want to make sure"
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"that Quinn is not out to scam Barney."
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"So, when we walk back through that door"
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"three hours from now, we should all be able"
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"to answer one simple question:"
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"Do we trust this girl?"
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"Well, for one thing,"
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"she seems kind of controlling."
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"Is it okay if I put out the hummus, bunny face?"
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"No, save it for dessert."
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"Uh, ah..."
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"More red wine, beauty-swan?"
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"Is it okay if I go pee, sugar lamb?"
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"No!"
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"You just went three hours ago."
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"You're right, baby bear!"
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"Yes, so Barney's whipped; It doesn't mean"
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"that Quinn is a con artist."
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"Well, maybe we could've gotten a better read on her"
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"if two people hadn't gone off topic."
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"By the way, Quinn, your apartment is amazing."
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"Oh, yeah, it's beautiful."
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"I'm actually moving out soon."
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"If you know anyone looking for a sublet,"
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"this place is rent-controlled."
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