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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Under Pressure (S05E05)

"- I was gonna say cray cray. - Alex, sweet pea-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Cake! Cake! Cake!"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"♪ Hey,♪♪"
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"- Okay. - That sounds good."
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"Check it out. I'm rockin' the old school for the open house today."
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"- Well, that explains the socks. - What?"
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"Not as hot as our planet."
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"I sell energy back to the grid and use that money to save polar bears."
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"I think I can make a difference."
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"I mean, we're just friends now, but I have a good feeling."
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"I seriously doubt that."
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"- Dibs. - What? N-No."
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"Twins, each as pretty as the other."
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"It's funny. Luke and I don't usually go for the same kind of girl."
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"- Okay, before you say no- - I already said "no.""
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"And talking about fresh, I brought you some empanadas."
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"Maybe Manny's going to be the first Latino president."
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"Well, uh, this is a process."
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"We do?"
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"He had the nerve to come over here and tell me that I'm not green enough."
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"- They got a TV in here. - We can't go in the teachers' lounge."
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"Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry. I didn't see you there."
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"Oh, she saw me. Everybody sees me."
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"No, please, please. Please don't go."
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"Anything's gotta be better than this."
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"Dr. Donna and Gloria were like two assassins..."
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"And shallow. Just because we're guys doesn't mean we don't have feelings."
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"It's biodiesel. Can you plug it up?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell?"
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"- This is pretty cool. - Really?"
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"They don't get me."
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"- Two hours? - Our students are highly advanced."
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"It will get better."
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"Okay, everybody, cake time."
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"Thank God. I really have to study."
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"Oh, sweetheart, can't you just take a minute to enjoy it? it's your birthday."
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"You put too much pressure on yourself."
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"I remember my sweet 16. I wanted a theme party."
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"Moonstruck. had just come out, but I hadn't, so-"
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"No stories. No time. S.A.T.'s."
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"Here we go, everybody."
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"- ♪ Ha- ♪ - Wait, wait."
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"We all know why we're here."
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"- Ay. honey, you missed one- - I know!"
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"- I know I missed one! I'm not an idiot! - Whoa."
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"There! Happy?"
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"- Whoa. You're being a little- - Obstreperous?"
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"Recalcitrant? Truculent?"
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"I really need to focus."
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"There is a 16-year-old science prodigy..."
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"studying cancer research at Johns Hopkins."
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"Sixteen! What am I doing? I'm eating cake!"
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"No, no, no."
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"Alex might be a little bit fragile after last night..."
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"so let's try to be sensitive."
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"Oh, believe me, I am going to be nothing but nice to Alex from now on."
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"If she snaps and goes on a rampage, who do you think she's coming for first?"
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"She's not going on a rampage."
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"I bet she'd let me live. She likes me."
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"I'm just gonna say it- I never trusted her."
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"All right. Everybody just be normal."
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"We're gonna treat her exactly the way we usually do."
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"And there she is!"
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"- Hi, pretty girl. - How'd you sleep?"
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"- Fine. - Your hair looks super soft, Al."
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"And is that a great new sweater?"
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"Love."
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"- Dad, can you hand me the butter knife? - No!"
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"Haley, Luke, upstairs, please."
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"Thank you."
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"Thanks."
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"So, about my meltdown-"
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"- Who? - What meltdown?"
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"I want to see a therapist. I did some research."
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"Dr. Gregory Clark- highly recommended..."
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"specializes in teenagers and is covered by our insurance."
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"I booked a double session with him today..."
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"and since you guys have the open house, I will be taking the bus."
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"She's like a self-cleaning oven."
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"- Hey! - Hey."
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"- I'm gonna put the "fizz" back in "phys ed." - I love it- all of it."
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"Really? 'Cause I want to make a good impression today."
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"I want to be the teacher all the parents are talking about."
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"There's a caste system at school-"
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"academic teachers at the top, gym teachers at the bottom."
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"It's offensive and disrespectful."
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"They treat us like we're lunch ladies."
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"Hey there, neighbor."
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"- Oh, hey. it's Asher, right? - Yeah."
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"Um, I just wanted to let you know-"
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"I think there might be something wrong with your air conditioner."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"It just seems to be running a lot..."
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"even when it's, uh, kind of cool outside."
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"Oh. No, no."
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"My partner runs a little hot."
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"Sorry. I don't mean to be that guy."
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"It's just, um, we're all in this together."
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"Yeah. I drive a Prius, so-"
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"And that's a nice little gesture."
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"My car runs on reclaimed cooking oil."
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"- I have some literature, if you want it. - That's okay. Save the paper."
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"I haven't printed anything since 2004. I was gonna e-mail you."
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"- On your power-hungry computer? - My entire house is solar-powered."
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"- I'm an environmental lawyer, so I'm pretty green. - Mmm. So is your lawn."
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"I went drought-tolerant- succulents, indigenous plants, rock garden."
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"My other daddy says your yard looks like a litter box."
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"She's a cute kid."
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"I remember when she was in disposable diapers."
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"- Are you ready? - Yeah."
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"Why do you look like that when I look like this?"
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"My friends say it's because of your money."
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"No, I'm just saying, why is she all dressed up for a school open house?"
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"I want to impress Manny's history teacher."
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"I want Manny to go to Washington, D.C."
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"Yeah, Junior Congress."
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"Only one kid in the whole grade gets picked to go."
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