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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.11 (S02E02)

"Chappelle's Show."
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"(announcer) Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Chappelle!"
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"But this is the good thing about black people."
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"and we will like 'em, we will like them!"
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"We'll eat the snout, if we have to."
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"(laughing)"
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"Boot camp."
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"with the hardest C.O. you have ever met."
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"This is where the sketch goes completely wrong."
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"All of you kids disgust me."
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"(grunts and yells)"
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"It was called..."
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"Like, Mos Def came out, acted the fool."
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"(screaming)"
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"Mm, mm, ugh!"
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"Hey gang, welcome back."
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"Now, let's see, how can I describe this sketch."
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"It was a "Frontline" piece,"
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"much like we did the Clayton Bigsby piece,"
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"Put your head back a little bit."
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"Hold it, hold it."
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"That shit was very funny to me."
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"Have you considered going back to Africa?"
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"This actually was Charlie Murphy's idea."
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"Man, he's gay."
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"And what you looking at with your ashy-ass lips?"
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"I love it!"
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"We'll be right back with more of our greatest misses."
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"All right."
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"Now, last season we did this sketch called"
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"(laughing)"
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"a little weird."
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"Let's see how that hate works out."
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"(laughing)"
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"and as soon as they say "okay, roll sound""
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"all right, just show 'em, like,"
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"Let's see what's happening."
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"What the hell are you niggras doin' out here?"
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"You better watch your mouth."
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"Look, Silky, he done pulled out a whip."
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"so they moved on up to the east side,"
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"Convoluted story, I'll admit,"
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"In a second, all right,"
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"will come to a screeching halt right now."
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"(gunshot)"
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"(gunshot)"
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"(laughing)"
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"Now, this next one, the premise again,"
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"and they'll send dudes to just go out to malls and stuff"
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"and "holler at bitches" for ya."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Can I holler, can I holler at you?"
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"So we were, like, just do that."
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"holler, holler, holler..."
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"holler, holler, holler..."
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"holler, holler, holler..."
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"Tonight's musical guest,"
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"Yeah, yeah, you guessed still nowhere to go"
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"Yeah, yeah., Yeah, yeah, yeah still nowhere to go"
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"two words, Mos Def, K. West, hot shit"
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"one wall, 20 plaques"
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"Most imitated, grammy nominated"
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"the young bars, fresh men of the rock"
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"I'd like to thank my musical guests."
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"I'd like to thank you at home for watching."
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"(horn honking)"
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"Lamont, you big gay dummy!"
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"Come on, gay Julio."
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"Oww."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo."
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"Woo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Thank you, folks."
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"Tonight you tuned in on a very special night."
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"You know, now that the show. is becoming successful,"
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"people are writing about it in papers,"
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"the only thing more spectacular than our success"
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"is our failures."
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"Tonight I will show you some of the craziest things"
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"we have tried to get away with and didn't succeed."
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"(laughing)"
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"These are all sketches we actually went out,"
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"we shot the sketches... I didn't make this idea."
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"This is a crazy, ah..."
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"well, you'll see as we go along."
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"We are just the best at taking lemons and making lemonade."
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"This is a skill that black people have been endowed."
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"They gave us the worst part of pigs,"
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"we said we're gonna call 'em chitlings,"
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"put some hot sauce on the nigga"
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"If we have to, I will eat the snout."
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"Tonight we are gonna eat all snout."
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"This whole episode is just straight up snout."
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"Now, this first sketch had our first celebrity cameo"
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"the Chappelle show ever had."
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"Nobody ever saw."
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"It was a very good cameo."
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"Why don't you show 'em the beginning."
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"(applauding)"
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"Welcome back."
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"Today, of course, we are dealing with kids"
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"who are b-a-d, bad."
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"Do you see, Sally?"
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"This is what I have to deal with."
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"Ronald is just out of control, so trifling."
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"Aw, ma, shut up!"
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"(farts)"
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"All right, time to straighten you up!"
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"Guess where you are going."
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"Yeah, boot camp, that's right,"
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"That's right, Nelson Mandela."
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"(blowing whistle)"
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"(African accent) All right, children, shut your mouth."
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"Notice how shitty the wig is."
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"Not only do I not look anything like Nelson Mandela,"
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"but the sketch just gets progressively crazier."
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"Mandela proceeds to just beat the hell out of these kids"
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"for the next, like, eight to nine minutes, all right."
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"He's just berating 'em and beating 'em."
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"Here, just show them some of the beat-downs."
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