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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Romeward Bound (S08E08)

"[Ted And Barney Talking, Indistinct]"
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"You want it gone, I'll take it right off."
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"- Is it hot in here? - It's not cold."
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"It's hot. It's sticky hot."
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"It's like Bikram, right? We're yoga buddies."
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"♪ Yoga buddies ♪"
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"Well, I'll let you guys read the menu."
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"- Can you point me to the... - [Together] Coat rack?"
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"- Restroom? - Uh, it's right over there."
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"Okay. What's going on?"
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"Why are you guys being so weird?"
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"Ted says that Liddy has a ridonkulous body."
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"But there's no way of verifying because she won't take off the coat!"
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"Is that why it's so hot in here?"
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"Did you pay Carl to turn up the heat again?"
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"Well, yes."
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"But I was curious."
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"I wanna get that coat on the rack..."
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"- so I can see the rack that's under the coat. - My God."
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"I have been wondering the same thing."
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"I mean, she never takes that coat off."
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"Whatever she's smuggling under there has to be thermonuclear."
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"Bet she has WBDs."
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"Weapons of Bra Destruction."
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"Thank you."
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"This... This is why you're the coolest fiancé ever."
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"So, Ted, when you say "ridonkulous"?"
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"It'd be like trying to explain a rainbow to a blind person."
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"Well, is she single? Why don't you ask her out?"
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"Actually, I almost did the first time we met..."
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"I mean, it's ridonkulous."
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"Oh, I know. I so wanna see it again."
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"Well, hey, I mean, maybe after this, if you're not doing anything."
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"Totally, and maybe later we could get a bite to eat."
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"No, I... Yeah, I... No."
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"It was just too much."
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"Indiana Jones wouldn't look at this body."
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"This is a body that would melt a Nazi's face."
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"Aw, man. I want my face to melt."
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"It's too bad Marshall isn't here."
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"- Why Marshall? - 'Cause he could just say..."
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"Hey, Liddy. Why don't you take off that coat?"
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"[Barney] And Liddy would be all..."
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"No, that's probably enough."
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"And he'd get away with it."
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"You know why? No stink."
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"You obviously haven't split a cab with him after basketball."
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"I don't mean physical stink."
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"I mean the pheromonal stink a guy gives off..."
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"when he's desperate for action to a pathetic degree."
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"- I have stink? - Bro, you dipped in stink."
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"If Liddy came back to the table, and you said..."
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"Uh, Liddy, why don't you, uh, take off that coat?"
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"You want me to take my coat off?"
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"Ow!"
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"Really? You had to have her beat me up?"
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"She's not done Ted."
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"Ghost Protocol wasn't that good! [Shrieks]"
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"and just know, "There's a guy who's met the girl of his dreams..."
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"and wants to spend the rest of his life with her and only her.""
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"- So why don't you ask her? - Pardon me?"
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"Aren't you a guy who's met the girl of his dreams..."
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"and wants to spend the rest of his life with her and only her?"
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"So why don't you ask her to take her coat off?"
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"And you never even saw Ghost Protocol."
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"So, big day is coming up. How are you guys feeling?"
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"I talked to the caterer, and the mini lamb shanks are gonna be amazing."
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"Oh, by the way, I talked to the florist, and the violets..."
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"[Thinking] Okay, Barney. You can do this."
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"Just say it. Say it."
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"Say it."
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"Hey, Liddy. Do you wanna take off your coat?"
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"I did it. I proved to myself and everyone else..."
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"that I have no desire to be with any other woman."
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"I am completely immune to every other..."
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"Holy crap!"
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"And it was indeed ridonkulous."
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"And we got to see it."
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"All thanks to this lovely lady right here."
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"Robin, thanks to you, I can now walk up to any girl..."
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"and say whatever creepy, disgusting thing I want..."
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"and totally get away with it."
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"- Hmm. - I think I'm gonna like being married."
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"Hello?"
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"- Ahoy. - Ahoy, Lily."
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"I just had a long talk with your husband."
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"He convinced me to offer you that job in Rome again."
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"How do you respond?"
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"Thanks, but the answer is still no."
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"Lily, why the hell did you turn that down again?"
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"and I'd miss out on New York in August and..."
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"Lily, what's the real reason?"
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"What if we move to Rome..."
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"- What's so funny? - I'm sorry."
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"I can't believe you paid 10 million euros for this painting."
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"- Why not? - Because it's not even a painting."
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"I spill my plate of scungilli on a blank canvas."
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"I just make you look, uh, stupido."
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"- Lily, you're fired. - What? But, no!"
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"I... Uh, it's still a great painting."
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"I like what it says about structure and society..."
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"and the changing roles of women."
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"I used to be an art consultant."
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"[Italian Accent] Hey, baby. It's time for Marvin's bottle."
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"And all because I screwed up..."
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"and threw away a perfectly comfortable life here in New York."
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"You know what? Just... Please just leave it alone."
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"Besides, deep down, I don't think Marshall's even excited about Italy."
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"[Ted Narrating] At that very moment in Little Italy..."
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"[Cell Phone Chimes]"
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"Maron'!"
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"I can't wait for my wedding day."
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"I mean, there is no way that Liddy is gonna be wearing that coat."
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"Right? Right?"
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""Barney Stinson, do you hope she wears something slinky and backless?""
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""I do.""
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"- Be careful. - What do you mean?"
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"You just... You haven't been acting like a guy who's about to get married."
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"And I know you think it's okay because Robin's so cool..."
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