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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Romeward Bound (S08E08)

"[Marvin Crying]"
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"- [TV Announcer In Italian] - ♪♪ [The Price Is Right Theme]"
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"And before you know it..."
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"Exactly."
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"I used to be a lawyer."
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"I don't know anymore."
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"[Lily] I'm sorry. I gotta hit pause for a second."
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"Why is it so hot in here?"
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"Oh. Right. While you were blabbering on and on..."
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"I slipped Carl a hundred to turn the heat up in here."
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"- What? Why? - Because she is still in the big, puffy coat!"
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"Barney, what are you doing?"
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"I'm trying to get her out of that coat."
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"I'm fighting hotness with hotness."
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"You're engaged."
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"Okay. Lily, clearly, you're forgetting something."
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"Yes, I'm engaged to the coolest girl on Earth."
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"This is about looking, not touching."
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"Robin understands there is one set of balls..."
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"she can't tie up with a necktie..."
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"and lightly hit with a ping pong paddle..."
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"these balls."
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"Okay. I'm gonna call The Captain and get this over with."
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"- Ahoy. - Hello, Captain?"
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"Lily. I hope you're not calling to harpoon our big move to Rome."
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"Would you like me to try and convince him? I'm very persuasive."
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"I'm sorry. The ship has sailed."
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"What's that mean?"
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"Well, you know. The ship has sailed."
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"That it's over, and there's nothing you can do."
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"What a peculiar expression."
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"I've never been good at good-byes, so..."
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"Well, that's that."
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"My dream job as an art consultant is over."
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"The sad part..."
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"'cause, unless I'm mistaken, lock and load, gentlemen."
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"A scarf? No, don't put on, take off!"
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"Okay, you're starting to drool. I'm calling creepy."
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"It's... It's like bird watching."
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"And right now, I am watching a double-breasted... Robin."
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"Wait. They know each other?"
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"Whoa. Wait. What... What is going on here?"
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"Oh, my God. It's happening."
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"This is just like I imagined."
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"Right in front of Ted so I can rub it in his face."
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"The belt is mine!"
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"Hey, guys. Barney, you remember Liddy."
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"Liddy. We met when Robin hired me."
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"Robin hired you. Naughty girl."
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"So how's this gonna go down?"
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"You two just gonna start, and I'll jump in?"
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"Uh, she's our wedding planner."
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"Of course, she's the wedding planner!"
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"Good to see you again, Libby."
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"- Liddy. - Yeah."
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"Hey, I'm Ted. We, uh, we met once before."
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"Oh, right, in yoga class. How are you?"
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"She's talking to me."
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"Well, I would love to stay, but now that I'm unemployed..."
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"I think I'll go surprise Marshall at work."
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"Wedding planner."
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"[Ted Narrating] So Lily went to visit Marshall at work..."
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"hoping she wasn't interrupting anything important."
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"She wasn't."
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"Oh. What is going on?"
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"Bernard, if we just glue the cards together, it's..."
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"Lily. What are you doing here?"
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"Well, I baked you brownies..."
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"because I thought you were busy working, but..."
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"Lily, hey, I can't really talk."
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"I'm working on a big project right now."
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"It's a real house of cards."
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"I thought you had some big client."
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"Oh, sweetheart, we haven't had a client here in months."
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"What is going on? What do you mean you haven't had a client in months?"
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"Ever since the Gruber case, we lost a lot of business."
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"People got laid off."
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"It's just me and Bernard now."
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"- Where's Cootes? - He's holed up in a bomb shelter in Colorado..."
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"waiting for the apocalypse and tending to his herb garden."
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"So all those times I've called you in the past few months..."
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"when you talked about how "busy" you were, you were just lying to me?"
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"Technically, I never lied."
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"- Hey, baby. - Hey, baby. I can't talk right now."
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"I'm working on a big case. Bye."
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"- It is a big case. - [Bottles Clink]"
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"Bad time, Lily."
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"I gotta focus on the client. Gotta go. Bye."
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"Where were we?"
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"Well, let's dig in."
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"If we start now, we can be done by lunch."
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"Now's not a good time, Lil."
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"We got a lot of balls in the air right now."
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"Okay, toss me the stapler."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Wait."
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"Oh. Right. That."
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"No, sometimes for fun, we throw reams of paper at each other."
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"Bernard! Not a good time!"
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"Read the room."
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"I... I didn't want you to see me fail."
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"Damn it. Do your realize what you cost us by lying to me?"
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"The Captain is moving to Rome..."
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"and he offered to bring me along as his art consultant..."
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"but I turned him down because I thought you loved your job."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"If we lived in Italy, I could just spend my days..."
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"taking care of Marvin, and trying to make pasta..."
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"and watching Italian Price Is Right."
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"No. No, Lily. I'm going to The Captain's right now."
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"I'm gonna make this right. I'm gonna get you that job."
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"- No, Marshall. - You're getting that job."
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"That's L-I-D-D-Y."
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"L-I-two Ds... double "D"...two Ds, Y."
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"But let me be clear, you're the boss."
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"I'm here to serve you."
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"So if there's anything you want me to remove..."
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"just tell me to remove it and it's gone."
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"I'll remove anything you want."
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