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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Romeward Bound (S08E08)

"But I'm married, and we have a baby..."
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"Take all the time you need. Just let me know by the end of the day."
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"- What kind? - Carry-on."
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"Well, I've already paid for this drink."
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"Finally, we get around to the real reason he hired you."
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"His life turns into an angsty, existential, black-and-white Italian movie?"
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"about your whole life crisis, or whatever..."
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"Thank you, but I can't ask my husband to abandon his career."
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"I gotta stop you right there, Lily..."
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"I do. Yes. Libby."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"So when you said..."
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"Is this the house of cards you were talking about?"
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"Ooh, brownies. Hey."
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"Chapter 19."
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"I can't talk right now. I got a lot on my plate."
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"When you said you were about to get reamed..."
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"I'm sorry, baby."
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"- It sounds like a dream. - Well, it's too late."
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"You can just make it out to Liddy Gates."
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"Well, here is the final menu, as we discussed."
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"I'm serious. I won't be offended."
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"- Okay. - But it's hard to pee in a giant coat."
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"I can't even describe it."
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"before she took off that coat."
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"There's this great place that's super close."
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"Sure. Should I take my shirt off, too?"
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"You know, like Ted."
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"How about instead I take off your face?"
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"Marshall, on the other hand, girls take one look..."
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"Of course, baby."
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"Um..."
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"Sure."
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"[Cell Phone Rings]"
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"Because I'd have to get a new passport photo..."
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"Plus, they opened a Shake Shack on our block, so..."
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"[Laughing]"
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"Smell it. It's like a toilet."
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"[Speaking Italian]"
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"Lily, you're not gonna screw up."
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"Okay. Can I just say something as your best man?"
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"but I'm telling you, she's not as cool as you think she is."
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"more than 10 subway stops from where I was born."
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"Okay, Lily, if I can move from St. Cloud, Minnesota to New York City..."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, by the spring of 2013..."
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"Lily and Marshall had life figured out."
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"Lily was making a name as the art consultant for The Captain."
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"Marshall was a superstar environmental lawyer..."
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"and home life was a well-oiled machine."
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"And then something changed."
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"[Knocking]"
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"Captain, you wanted to see me?"
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"Captain, hello?"
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"Permission to come aboard."
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"Granted."
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"Lily, small order of business."
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"I'm moving to Rome, and I'd like you to come with me. Carry on."
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"What? [Stammering]"
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"That's amazing, but I-I don't know if I can just uproot my life."
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"It's only for a year. Carry on."
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"and they just opened a Shake Shack on our block, and there's never a line."
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"I understand it's a big decision."
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"Also, I need your advice on purchasing some luggage."
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"♪ ♪ [Upbeat Pop]"
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"♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]"
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"Well, this has been fun. I should go."
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"I didn't "literally" just get here. I hate when people misuse that word."
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"So do I, but you literally just got here."
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"Hi, Ted."
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"Well, this has been fun. I should go."
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"Okay, fine. Now I'm leaving."
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"I mean, why do people go to a bar anyway?"
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"To get your drink on and some girl's pants off."
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"I can do both at home."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"What? The girl in the big coat?"
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"We were in the same yoga class together."
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"You know how sometimes you'll meet a girl..."
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"and there'll be that one bewitching little detail..."
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"that'll make you just fall in love with her instantly?"
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"You know, a-a little freckle on the nose..."
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"the... the lilt of her laugh..."
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"the way she pronounces a certain word or phrase."
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"Sure, totally."
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"Well, in this girl's case, the bewitching little detail..."
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"is the fact that she has just a ridonkulous body."
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"- "Ridonkulous"? - Ridonkulous."
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"I've only heard you use "ridonkulous" to describe..."
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"Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol."
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"Barney, this girl has..."
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"the Mission: Impossible... Ghost Protocol of bodies."
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"Whoa."
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"Just wait till she takes that coat off."
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"Oh, wait. Sorry."
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"You were... You were just about to leave. Right?"
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"Guys, The Captain just made me a very interesting offer."
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"Just promise you film it, and please use a tripod."
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"There's nothing artistic about shaky-cam."
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"It just looks sloppy."
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"He wants me to move to Rome for a year..."
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"to buy art for him."
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"- Whoa. Seriously? - Is that something you want to do?"
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"Are you kidding? I've always wanted to live abroad."
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"My summer in Paris back in college was so enlightening..."
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"the art, the history, the free cheese just for wearing a low-cut top."
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"Well, how does Marshall feel about moving?"
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"I haven't told him yet."
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"He really loves his job here."
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"Yeah, but he also loves Italy."
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"He took a week of Italian in college..."
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"and the only reason he dropped it..."
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"was 'cause he had a conflict with being not stoned."
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"But he still knows how to say the phrase..."
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""Come on, bro. Don't bogart all the Funions.""
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"All right. I'm gonna call him."
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"- Hey, baby. - Hey, baby. I can't talk right now."
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"I'm working on a big case. Bye."
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"[Ted Narrating] And that's when Lily realized..."
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"what moving to Rome would really mean."
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