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Clips from Three's Company - Chrissy's Night Out (S02E02)

"It's 3:00 in the morning."
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"Oh, look who I'm talking to about natural urges."
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"You do?"
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"Chrissy isn't home."
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"Chrissy's usually home by midnight when she has to go to work."
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"And suddenly she says, "Oh, my. Look at how late it is.""
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"Same place you got the band and the dancing."
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"Haven't you ever heard of the telephone?"
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"I even had to wear... Chrissy, what happened?"
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"He had the cutest eyes, just like Robert Redford..."
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"Oh, I feel so cheap."
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"Detective? Show me your badge."
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"I'm not here about parking tickets. What parking tickets?"
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"At this hour? Why don't you go to bed?"
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] Who can that be?"
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"He cut his finger on your ice cube tray."
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"One minute I'm sound asleep in my bed,"
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"Oh, I'm sure Jack didn't mean to hurt you."
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"and that made me think that you weren't such a nice guy."
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"That's right. That's a different matter altogether."
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"I just thought of something. They're gonna kick me out of cooking school for this."
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"Yes."
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"Uh, yes. Here it is. You were right, miss."
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"You are a wonderful officer."
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"No. No. No, you... you don't live here. She lives here."
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"- And me. - Him and me?"
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"You know what I mean? Yeah. I know what you mean."
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"[ Footsteps Squeaking On Ceiling ]"
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"Oh, Stanley. What are you doing up?"
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"I can't sleep with all that racket."
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"[ Squeaking Stops ]"
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"What racket? [ Squeaking Resumes ]"
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"That pacing."
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"Oh, that."
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"Well, if that's all it takes to keep you awake,"
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"I'll learn to walk on the ceiling."
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"I'm not gonna listen to that all night. I'm gonna do something."
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"Oh, Stanley. You can't stop people from pacing."
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"I mean, pacing is just something that people do."
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"It's normal. It's... It's human."
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"It's a... Well, it's a natural urge, like..."
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"Helen, you know, I married you for better or worse."
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"When's it gonna get better?"
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"Go to bed, Stanley."
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"What are you doing? Oh, I'm gonna stay up and read for a while."
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"Oh, no. I want you to go to bed with me."
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"Yeah, I want you to talk to me. Talk?"
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"Yeah, it always puts me right to sleep."
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"Oh."
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"Oh."
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"Jack. Jack."
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"- What is it? - A fine roommate you are."
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"How can you be sleeping at a time like this?"
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"Oh, sorry. I must have dropped off when I went to bed."
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"Jack, Chrissy isn't home yet. Huh?"
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"Oh, that's a lovely idea, Janet, but I'm too tired."
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"Number one, Chrissy went out with the girls from the office, and she isn't home yet."
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"So, what's number two?"
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"What do you mean, "What's number two?""
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"Generally, when people say "number one," they follow it up with a number two."
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"So what's number two? There isn't any number two!"
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"Don't you understand? Chrissy isn't home!"
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"[ Sighs ] Come on, Jack."
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"What are we gonna do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do."
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"You'll go to bed, I'll go to bed,"
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"and when Chrissy comes home, she'll go to bed."
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"Then we'll all be in bed together."
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"Separately together."
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"Oh, no, no. I'm too worried to sleep."
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"I'll just wait up. [ Yawning ] Okay. Good night."
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"- Good night. - By the way, what time is it?"
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"Ten after 3:00."
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"Ten after 3:00? Ten after 3:00?"
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"Why didn't you tell me it was 10 after 3:00? Okay, calm down, Janet."
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"Just calm down. Are you okay?"
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"Listen, Jack. Listen. I'm really worried. Now, where can she be?"
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"Wait a minute. There's gotta be a simple explanation."
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"- Like what? - Like, uh..."
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"Like... Okay, like Chrissy goes with her girlfriends to this club."
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"Yeah. Then Chrissy forgets the time. You know Chrissy."
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"So she asks this guy to drive her home, and then, uh..."
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"He's drunk, he hits a bus and they're all killed."
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"Where did you get he's drunk and he hits a bus?"
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"Okay. There wasn't any dancing. There... There..."
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"There weren't any guys. And they were drinking root beer from paper cups. Okay?"
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"And then Chrissy notices the time, and all the girls get into a cab..."
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"with a sober woman driver."
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"They drop Chrissy off first, and she's home safe and sound."
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"No, no. Then she should be home safe and sound right now."
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"Oh, my God! Something went wrong! I just know it!"
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"We gotta call the cops. Do you have her parents number? Calm down. Jack!"
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"I'm cool. I liked it better when I was hysterical."
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"- [ Both ] Chrissy! - You're safe!"
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"Oh, honey, you're home."
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"Where have you been? Do you have any idea what time it is?"
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"You should have been home hours ago. Well, I..."
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"I hope you're satisfied coming in at this hour."
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"Janet and I were worried sick. You could have been raped or mugged or killed."
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"Don't you have any consideration for the... Stop it! Stop it!"
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"One of the reasons I left home..."
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"was 'cause no one thought I was old enough to take care of myself."
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"Well, let me tell you something. I am old enough."
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"And I really resent the two of you..."
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"playing mother and father and treating me like a child."
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"Well, that's gratitude for you."
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"It's all your fault, Mother."
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"You should have been stricter with her."
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"Maybe we better go have a talk with her. No. Maybe you should wait here."
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