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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Pilot (S01E01)

"And I'm sorry everyone missed lunch,"
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"especially you, Sheena."
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"But I did it because I care about the kids in this school,"
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"and that shouldn't be a bad thing."
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"I -- (sighs)"
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"Okay. You know what?"
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"Actually, Sheena, you should have this."
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"- I'm so sorry. - No, thank you."
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"Okay."
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"(door opens)"
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"Not a compelling speaker. (laughs)"
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"- (door closes) - Charisma vacuum, am I right?"
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"You know what, Ava? Janine is a lot of things --"
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"naive, a bit clingy, too cheerful."
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"Oh, this is good stuff. Let me call her back in."
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"But she is also right."
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"You know, actually wanting to help the children"
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"at this school shouldn't be a bad thing."
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"(clicks tongue) Mm!"
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"And where is everybody going?"
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"- To check on Janine. - To eat lunch..."
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"after I check on Janine."
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"(door opens)"
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"Janine, ignore Ava."
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"Big feet are a sign of fertility."
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"Every lunch period, Barbara."
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"Every single one, Amir comes and naps on the rug."
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"Mm-hmm. He was in my class."
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"Mom's got a lot of kids."
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"Dad's not around, and when he is, the parents fight."
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"JANINE: Right. So he doesn't get much sleep."
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"I told him to sleep at his desk,"
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"but he says the rug is softer --"
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"softer than his bed at home."
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"You know what? I don't care"
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"if you think I'm good at this or not anymore."
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"I care about whether or not I can make a change."
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"Janine, teachers at a school like Abbott --"
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"we have to be able to do it all."
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"We are admin. We are social workers."
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"We are therapists. We are second parents."
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"Hell, sometimes, we're even first."
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"- MELISSA: Mm-hmm. - Why?"
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"Heh, it sure ain't the money."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I could make more working the street -- easy."
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"Look, we do this 'cause we're supposed to."
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"- It's a calling. - Mm."
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"You answered."
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"I believe it was Brother Cornel West --"
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"- Don't. Not right now. - Don't!"
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"You want to know my secret?"
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"Do everything you can for your kids."
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"We'll help."
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"Hey, I suggest we put our money together"
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"and buy Janine the rug."
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"- What y'all think? - Absolutely."
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"- Yes. - Guys, you can't."
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"You don't have it."
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"I know because I have the same salary as you"
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"and I overdrafted on a doughnut hole this morning."
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"Well, what are you gonna do?"
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"Steal a rug?"
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"Not me, but I know a guy who knows a guy?"
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"(cellphone clacking)"
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"Way ahead of you."
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"I'm gonna have to bake a ziti."
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"Hey, Tony, you big strunz, listen,"
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"you still working that stadium build?"
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"This day hasn't been easy, but it's been good,"
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"because I finally get what Barbara has been saying."
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"- Oh, my God. He came. - Go get it."
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"- Hello! Hi. - Yeah!"
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"JANINE: You have to find a way."
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"Get things done yourself."
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"Hey, thank you so much. What's your name?"
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"- I got no name. - He doesn't got a name."
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"Okay."
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"Even if the way you do them is..."
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"outside of the system. (chuckles)"
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"You're on a mission. It's cool to see."
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"Thank you."
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"It's just a day in the life of being a teacher here."
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"You get used to it."
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"And that smell in the walls?"
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"Oh, no, you're never gonna get used to that."
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"- Okay. - So..."
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"But, um, you're subbing to go full time, right? Like..."
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"- Um, we'll see. - Mm."
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"The job definitely surprises me."
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"Well, I hope you stay."
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"For the kids."
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"(chuckles)"
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"GREGORY: I'll stick around for a little while."
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"(clears throat) You know, for the kids."
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"(cheers and applause)"
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"JANINE: I provided for my students today."
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"That's huge. It's all any of us want to do."
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""And gave him a piece of tough ash."
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"But no sooner had the man fitted it into his ax-head"
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"than he quickly began to use it...""
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"I was called, I answered, and now I know,"
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"even with no help from the higher-ups"
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"and no money from the city,"
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"I can get this job done."
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"MAN: All right, Step 3,"
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"you flush the toilet to empty the tank."
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"Now you're all set to go."
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"Now, remember, you got to redo Step 1"
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"before trying to flush."
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"But money would still be nice, though."
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"- Captioned by VITAC --"
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