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Clips from Abbott Elementary - Pilot (S01E01)

"And I think the job is working with what you've got"
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"so you don't get let down."
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"- (intercom beeps) - AVA: Good morning, teachers."
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"During passing, please come to the front entrance"
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"for a special announcement"
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"about some much-needed improvements to the school"
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"that I made happen."
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"Yes! Oh, did you hear that?!"
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"Optimism wins again! (gasps)"
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""Oh, thank you, Janine.""
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"No problem, Ms. Howard."
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""You're doing your job so well,"
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"I see a little bit of me in you.""
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"You do? 'Cause I always felt we had a lot in common."
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""Oh, Janine, You're so lovely ♪""
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"I got a good feeling about this."
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"- Right? Me too. - Good morning. (laughs)"
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"- Good morning. - Gregory."
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"The district was so moved by my plea"
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"that they approved the emergency budget"
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"and sent us the money right away."
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"Okay, we could have hired aides,"
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"we could have got rugs, but then I thought,"
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""No. We need something more immediate.""
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"Oh, no, no. The rugs are immediate."
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"They're -- they're like instant Xanax for kids."
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"I explained it all in my e-mail."
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"Girl, who told you to send an e-mail?"
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"- You did. - Anyway,"
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"I always feel better when I get my hair done."
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"Thus, I do better work, like I'm doing now."
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"You know, fix the outside, inside takes care of itself."
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"Y'all seeing this?"
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"- A plastic sign? - AVA: Thank God"
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"for the school district, 'cause they gave us $3,000,"
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"and I had to spend all of it."
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"You spent all of the money on this?!"
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"AVA: Rush job. Can you believe this quality?"
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"How's that optimism taste?"
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"JANINE: This is ridiculous. She has gone too far."
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"Somebody needs to do something. I --"
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"Yes, yes. Somebody should do something."
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"You know what? I'm gonna do something."
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"Okay. All right. Whatever you do,"
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"- I will cosign it. - Yes!"
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"That is how change works -- someone does something,"
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"and somebody cosigns it."
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"JANINE: Ava can't win here,"
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"because if she wins, then Barbara's right."
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"And if Barbara's right, then what does that say about me?"
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"I mean, am I even a Sagittarius?"
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"Hey, you two. Wait up."
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"I'm going out to lunch, too."
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"Oh, yeah? Where you going for lunch, pip-squeak?"
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"Bird feeder?"
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"I thought you'd be working on your next miracle"
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"from Saint Ava."
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"Ha ha. No."
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"I don't think I'll need anything from Ava ever again."
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"- (chuckles) - What does that mean?"
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"Well, I e-mailed the superintendent"
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"and told him everything that Ava has done today."
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"No way she doesn't get fired."
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"- Oh, for the love of God. - What?"
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"The superintendent never sees our e-mails."
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"He has them bounced back"
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"to the person in charge of where they came from."
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"Wait. I'm sorry."
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"Person in charge?"
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"That means the e-mails go back to..."
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"- (intercom beeps) - AVA: Teachers,"
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"it's come to my attention that some of you -- one of you --"
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"think it's okay to go over my head."
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"So during lunch break -- this lunch break --"
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"we'll be having a trust workshop"
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"so that we can learn how to become a work family."
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"It's gonna be fun!"
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"We are at a crossroads. This is a crisis."
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"No, a crisis is eating the cafeteria pizza for lunch."
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"Uh, why are we here, exactly?"
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"Well, chocolate drop, I learned"
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"that someone here doesn't respect me."
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"But it's not about me, 'cause if you don't respect me,"
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"how can you respect this school?"
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"You can't. It's mathematically impossible."
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"W-Whoa. Who doesn't respect you, Ava --"
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"- I-I mean, the school? - It's not important."
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"We're gonna make this a group matter"
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"as to not single any one person out."
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"Let's try an exercise where we say"
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"whatever we want out loud to each other,"
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"no matter how critical."
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"It'll be fun! Let's start with Janine."
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"Janine?"
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"Yes?"
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"You're pushy, squeaky, and annoying."
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"- Excuse me? - That's just --"
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"No, it's not bad. No."
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"We're sharing with the goal of making us all better."
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"Constructive."
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"Hershey Kiss, why don't you try? Start with Janine."
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"- I really don't want to. - You're right."
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"It should be someone who knows her better."
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"Jacob, Barbara?"
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"- Well, her hair is -- - Absolutely not."
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"Yeah, absolutely not."
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"Ava, no one's doing this to anyone."
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"Hold on. I came prepared for this."
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"Sheena, come on in."
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"Ava, that is my student. She should be at lunch."
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"I am kind of hungry."
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"AVA: Sheena, remember what we talked about?"
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"What was the thing that you wish was different"
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"about Ms. Teagues?"
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"She got some big feet."
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"Okay. Everyone, (sighs) that's enough."
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"I am the person who disrespected Ava."
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"I e-mailed the superintendent to tell him"
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"that she spent the school's money on a sign."
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"I'm sorry, Ava."
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