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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Hogan Is My Grandfather (S05E05)

"How is this allowed?!"
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"Back in the '80s, being the only kid in my school"
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"with his own video camera had its advantages."
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"Most notably, I could use it"
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"to get out of tough homework assignments."
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"- Rolling. - For example, AP Spanish."
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"By the power of Grayskull!"
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"[Thunder crashes]"
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"- I have the power - _"
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"of espanol!"
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"Me gusta las manzanas!"
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"[Applause]"
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"The movies I made for school"
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"never failed to dazzle my teachers."
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"[Sighs] Well, that content was shockingly simple."
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"But wow. You have a video camera."
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"That's not nothing."
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"A-plus, senior!"
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"It was the ultimate scam to get out of work"
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"I didn't want to do."
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"Athletics saves lives!"
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"Get fit, or you'll end up like this!"
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"Ah, damn it. My foot swelled up again."
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"Bevy, help me!"
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"Ugh! Aah, it's locked in tight!"
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"[Music Playing] - _"
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"That's a moving cautionary tale, Goldfarb."
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"You can sit out dodgeball for the whole week."
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"Even the toughest teachers in school"
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"fell for my homework hack, like Doc,"
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"the classic '80s teacher who was rough around the edges"
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"and a sniper with a piece of chalk."
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"Yeah, this kind of student cruelty"
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"was only a thing of the past."
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"All right, I hope you were all taking notes,"
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"'cause it's term-paper time."
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"I want 10 pages on World War II,"
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"not including bibliography."
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"[Students groan] Would you prefer double-spaced or triple-spaced?"
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"Hey, that was close!"
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"It's called a warning shot, fresh mouth."
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"Always single-spaced. Goldberg, speak."
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"As you may know, filmmaking has been a passion of mine"
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"since my early years here at William Penn."
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"Yeah. I think we all know how that's held you back socially."
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"Indeed."
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"I was wondering if, instead of the paper,"
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"you'd accept a cinematic re-creation"
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"of an important event from the war."
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"Sounds like someone's trying to get out of doing real work."
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"Other teachers have said yes,"
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"and they've been very pleased with the results."
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"Ask around the lounge. I think you'll hear good things."
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"I am no longer welcome in that lounge."
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"Lucky for you, Doc likes a good World War II movie."
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"But you better wow me, or it's an F."
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"High stakes, I like that game."
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"He gets to make a movie?"
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"Seriously, why does everyone jump up and down for this kid"
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"just 'cause his parents spoiled him with a video camera?"
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"Son, it is taking all my energy"
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"not to chuck an eraser at your head."
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"Dave Kim's voice will not be silenced!"
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"[Chuckles]"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪"
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"♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪"
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"♪ I don't know the future ♪"
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"♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"It was October 4, 1980-something"
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"and my sister, Erica, was in college,"
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"parent-free and loving life."
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"Damn washing machine!"
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"Well, kind of."
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"My jeans are completely bleached"
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"and not in the cool,"
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"acid-washed kind of way."
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"How much, like, bleach did you use?"
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"I don't know, one?"
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"One bleach?"
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"You realize you have, like, no basic life skills"
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"and it's gross."
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"Okay, I just messed up a little laundry."
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"As if! I mean, look at your side of the room."
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"It's a total garbage heap."
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"It's an organized heap."
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"I have a system. [Chuckles]"
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"It's like you don't know how to pick up after yourself"
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"or make a bed for yourself or feed yourself."
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"What? I prefer to eat out because I don't know how to cook"
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"ramen or boil a cow or whatever."
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"Look, we're friends and stuff, but if you don't learn"
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"how to take care of yourself, I'll talk to the RA"
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"and get you evicted or whatever."
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"You can't do that!"
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"Oh, I can."
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"Get it together, or you'll be living"
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"in the mature-students dorm."
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"I can't live with moms who are going back to school"
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"to get their lives on track!"
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"You either learn fast, or your new roomie will be a divorce"
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"who takes pottery classes and listens to Yanni."
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"Not Yanni!"
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"Yanni."
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"Okay, I am an adult."
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"I can fix this on my own."
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"But she couldn't, so she came home instead."
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"We need to talk, woman!"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Sweet God, am I dreaming?"
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"You ruined my life!"
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"Dang it. It's real."
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"In my dreams, we wear matching sweaters"
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"and you drown me in nub-nubs."
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"Mom, I'm a total mess at college."
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"Because of you, I've never had to clean or cook"
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"or act like a human in the real world."
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"Are you saying I failed as a mother"
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"by being too good of a mother?"
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"Yes!"
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"I am bleached and stinky and hungry."
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