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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Suddenly Susan (S01E01)

"your fiancé that you've kept secret from Baba."
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"- And Susan's spirit will go into your body?"
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"- Yeah, her dead spirit."
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"You'll just strap some rollerblades"
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"on my lifeless body and send me on the bird trip."
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"- Please have dimples, please have dimples."
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"[ Ethereal tune plays ] [ Flies buzzing ]"
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"- Ah. So, once you're inside Susan,"
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"you and I will get married, instead,"
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"and, since it's not your body,"
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"it won't be weird for us to..."
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"you know. - No! No."
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"It's temporary."
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"But that should be plenty of time"
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"for you to introduce "Susan" to Baba"
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"and get her to call off the wedding."
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"More importantly, I'll avoid"
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"that mother-daughter pigeon thing!"
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"Okay? Back up!"
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"[ Spitting ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- [ Squeaking ] - But things don't always go"
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"according to plan."
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"- [ Gasp ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- Oh, no!"
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"[ Bones cracking ]"
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"- Pretty sure Susan, here, OD'd on heroin."
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"But now I get what all the fuss is about."
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"[ Glass breaks ] - Where'd your soul land,"
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"Mr. Whiskers?"
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"[ Suspenseful music plays ]"
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"- That thing is gonna ruin my manicure!"
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"- There you are! The bus is here!"
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"I made you that seed bark you always refuse to try."
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"Catch! Once you get past the first twenty bites,"
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"you really start to crave it, right?"
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"See ya, Pete! Just a heads-up --"
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"that corpse isn't dead yet."
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"Come on."
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"- That squirrel's gonna be a great mom."
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"- I still can't believe you're actually coming."
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"You look excited, too, but let's not have a repeat"
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"of my parent-teacher conferences."
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"No inciting violence, sex,"
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"or violent sex, okay?"
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"- Caw-caw, caw-caw!"
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"- Caw-caw!"
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"- And a caw-caw to you,"
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"my fellow enthusiasts."
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"This is my mom, Trophy."
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"See? I told you she's real!"
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"- Glad you could finally come!"
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"[ Gasp ]"
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"- -She can migrate south on me all winter long."
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"Am I right, Ralphie?"
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"[ Laughs ] - [ Squeaking ]"
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"- You've been practicing your bird calls."
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"Pigeon fever is contagious!"
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"♪♪"
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"- I've never been inside this shape before."
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"- I think you look cute. - Peter,"
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"I have wedding vest for you."
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"Oh hoh hoh."
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"Holds eye contact,"
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"doesn't cower at my scowl."
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"I ordered easily intimidated bride."
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"This not Svetlana."
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"Pete! Find return label. I get crate."
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"- Baba, I was afraid to tell you before, but I'm already engaged,"
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"to this wonderful human woman, Susan."
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"We're very much in love,"
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"so I don't need an arranged marriage."
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"- You keep secret from Baba?"
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"Why?"
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"You tell me everything."
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"- [ Gasp ] I do! I can't argue with that!"
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"- We're so very much in love,"
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"but we were afraid you'd be angry Pete chose his own wife."
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"- I wasn't afraid of you, Baba."
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"I was afraid of your reaction."
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"- Shut face hole!"
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"Okay. Baba see"
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"if you good match for Peter."
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"- Uh... - First test."
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"Why can't Peter speak, if he looking at sweet cream?"
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"- Because Pete can't stop drinking sweet cream"
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"until he hits 64 full ounces."
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"- Drinking how?"
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"- In tiny sips,"
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"with his eyes clenched [ Clapping] shut!"
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"And his toes curled."
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"- Lucky guess."
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"- [ Moaning ]"
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"- Okey-dokey, Baba be straight with you."
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"I think you corpse. - [ Gasp ]"
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"The only part of me that's dead is"
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"my ambition to lead an independent, fulfilling life."
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"No, thank you."
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"- Hmm, you seem like the perfect daughter-in-law."
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"Maybe too perfect!"
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"- [ Coughing ] - Not robot."
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"Not marionette. Very well."
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"I accept this pairing."
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"- Great. So, Susan and I have"
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"some fiancée-ing to go do in my room."
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"- No. You must go let Svetlana down in person."
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"You meet her in half of an hour at Fort Gator Wax Museum."
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"- What?! [ Clap ] Don't make me confront Svetlana"
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"with a gallon of cream in me."
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"I don't want any trauma"
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"attached to the cream! - Bye-bye!"
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"[ Suspenseful music plays ]"
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"[ Air brakes hiss ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- Gather 'round, George W. Bush Memorial High birders."
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"As you know, Annie Fantasy organized this watch"
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"and she will now -- very briefly -- explain."
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"- Did you know pigeons mate for life? I do."
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