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Clips from Teenage Euthanasia - Suddenly Susan (S01E01)

"- Here inside a backyard tree,"
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"a squirrel embarks on her journey into motherhood."
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"This squirrel mother will raise her young son"
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"without a male partner."
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"She teaches him skills of survival,"
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"then pushes him to accept"
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"a suitable mate of her choosing..."
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"♪♪"
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"...and repeat the cycle."
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"♪♪"
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"[ Branches crackling ]"
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"- [ Squawking ]"
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"♪♪"
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"- But things don't always go according to plan."
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"♪♪"
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"- [ Wailing ]"
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"- ♪ I'm not as crazy"
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"♪ As I used to be"
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"♪ Some of my devils"
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"♪ Up and left me free"
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"♪ To find a quiet space"
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"♪ I'm not as out of place"
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"♪ And I'm coming home again"
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"♪ It's been too long a time"
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"♪ Gettin' back what's mine"
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"♪ And I can't remember why"
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"♪ I went away"
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"♪ But it's lookin', oh"
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"♪ Like maybe"
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"♪ I can stay"
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"Is that any good?"
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"♪♪"
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"- Saturday morning."
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"Time to snoop through"
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"family's trash cans."
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"Best way to really connect with loved ones."
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"Hm. Annie still trying."
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"Good girl."
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"Okay, Trophy's."
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"Trophy do better. Huh."
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"She eat a fruit."
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"And last, Peter's. [ Sigh ]"
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"Boy too sensitive to throw anything away."
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"Wait."
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"Toenail clippings."
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"Is finally happened! [ Sigh ]"
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"My Peter is officially man!"
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"♪♪"
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"Yes, Dasha, need woman with working uterus"
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"whose spirit is already broken."
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"This afternoon perfect!"
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"Okay. Bye-bye!"
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"Peter! I thought the day would never come."
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"Then, today I find out"
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"you finally ready for marriage!"
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"- Huh? But you always say I'm not boyfriend material."
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"- In old country, at first sign of a man's independence,"
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"he must marry."
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"This either happens"
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"when he order his own meal"
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"in drive-through..."
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"- I like the way you say"
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""plain hamburger.""
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"- ...sleeps alone in own bed"
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"during thunderstorm..."
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"- Well loud noises make me snuggly."
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"- ...or cuts his own toenails!"
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"- I did do that."
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"My shoes were starting to hurt"
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"and I didn't want to bother you"
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"while you were gnawing on your breakfast jerky."
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"- Your bride, Svetlana, arrive this afternoon."
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"You marry immediately. - But, Baba,"
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"I intend to meet the love of my life rom-com-style."
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"- Rom-com? - We'll lock eyes"
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"across a crowded room. - Eyes."
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"- Or bump into each other at the office"
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"- Office? - and I'll drop all my papers."
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"[ Gasp ] Or we'll accidentally reach for something"
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"at the same time and --"
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"Whoops! That's amore!"
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"- Oops, that's a-stupid."
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"You have traditional old country wedding."
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"I go knit yak-hair vest for ceremony."
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"- [ Panting ]"
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"I'll just hide in here for a few years,"
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"until Baba can respect my wishes."
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"- Get out! - Oh!"
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"Aah! Uhhh! - Shh! It's me!"
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"I was just messing with you."
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"- Trophy, go hide in your own closet."
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"I'm gonna to need to be in here for a while."
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"- But your closet's the only one with a toilet."
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"- There's no toilet!"
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"- Oops. - Get out of here"
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"and let me hide in peace."
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"[ Crying ] Otherwise, Baba will force me"
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"into an arranged marriage."
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"- Sorry, Pete, but, we all saw it coming."
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"She's been grooming you to be her spouse"
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"[ Singsong ] since childhood."
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"- Wait, why are you hiding in here?"
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"- No reason. Just chilling."
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"- Aah! - There you are, Mom."
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"The bird watching bus is picking us up soon."
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"Today we try to spot the common pigeon."
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"I promised. You said you would go."
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"- Annie, not all mommies are"
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"[ French accent ] chaperone material."
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"- Actually, due to budget cuts, the school district stopped"
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"doing background checks, so,"
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"everyone's chaperone material now."
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"- Now, where do we hide?"
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"- You know what? I have an easy-peasy idea"
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"that can help us both."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"We'll keep this simple."
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"I'll just zap my spirit into this"
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"[ Strained ] unclaimed corpse --"
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"Susan, here -- and then pretend to be"
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