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Clips from Girls5eva - Alf Musik (S01E01)

"with major players."
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"Alf's gonna write us a hit. - [chuckles]"
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"- And then teens will TikTok to it."
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"Like... [grunting lightly, roars]"
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"- Oh! - [laughs]"
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"I don't know. - Whoa, Dawn."
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"- Charli D'Amelio will figure it out."
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"- Then we get invited to Jingle Ball,"
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"then world tour, then standing ovation"
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"during the Grammys in memoriam montage."
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"I skipped over a bunch of stuff."
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"Don't worry."
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"we die at 90 in a yacht explosion."
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"- [chuckles] [door opens]"
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"[relaxed music] [bicycle bell rings]"
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"- Wait, is that a--"
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"- * New York lonely boy *"
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"* The city's full *"
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"* Of New York lonely boys *"
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"* No brother or sister *"
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"* Just one little mister *"
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"* He's just another *"
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"* New York lonely boy *"
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"* *"
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"* New York lonely boy *"
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"* His pants are always spiffy *"
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"* Only sibling is the city *"
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"* His playground is the lobby *"
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"* Has a palate for wasabi *"
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"* The Strand is his Disneyland *"
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"* He's just another *"
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"* New York lonely boy *"
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"* *"
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"- Gloria was right. Oh, no."
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"* *"
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"- I will not adjust my pace for you!"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- How was the studio? - Amazing, amazing!"
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"Hey, Maxie, baby."
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"Wow, that is a cool drawing of you and Daddy."
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"- It's me and Oscar. - Your imaginary friend?"
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"What--isn't he a little boy? - He's a doorman."
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"- [whispers] Oh, shit."
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"Yeah, um, hey, hey, hey, let's, um--"
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"let's do something fun, huh? - Okay, Mommy."
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"Let's dance! - Yes, let's dance!"
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"Let's dance!"
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"Okay, you want to do the Elmo Slide or--"
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"- Alexa play "The Daily.""
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"[soft electronic music]"
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"- Today on "The Daily," our broken..."
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"- Shut up, Michael Barbaro! Alexa, shut up!"
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"Ugh, I'm gonna give you to Goodwill."
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"- Alexa, off. - Aw, man."
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"- Are you okay? - [sighs]"
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"We are not giving Max a normal childhood."
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"He's a New York lonely boy."
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"- We need to make a baby now. I'll get the iPad."
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"- No, um...it'll be fine. I'll fix him."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"- Help yourself to smoked salmon."
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"We have it in fish or vape. - [inhales]"
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"Fuck me. This is pole caught."
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"- Whoa, what is this award?"
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"- Alf's Bjorky,"
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"the ultimate Nordic music prize."
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"[low, mysterious tone] Resist the urge"
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"to stare directly into it."
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"Alf will be with you-- - Now."
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"- Oh. - Smart house, heard it all."
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"I birthed a seriously hot hook."
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"It arrived during a sauna fever."
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"Let's lay it down fresh."
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"Just feel it, you know, messy, messy."
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"Raw as surstromming."
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"- Okay. - I'll lead it off."
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"- Of course, of course. - And...playback."
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"[dramatic pop music building]"
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"- * You started to tingle *"
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"* But I wasn't believing *"
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"both: * Ooh, ooh, ooh *"
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"- * Saw your ring finger *"
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"* Till I was uneven *"
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"* *"
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"[together] * Booty pop flamp, wow *"
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"* Slam it to the right *"
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"* Booty pop flamp left, now slam it to the side *"
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"* Booty pop flamp now, side pieces for life *"
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"* Don't tell your wife *"
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"* Flamp, wow, flamp, wow, flamp, wow *"
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"- [coughs] Sorry, Alf."
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"This song is five stars, wow, wow, wow,"
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"but could I just go grab a tea real quick"
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"to slick my instrument? - Sure, sore Wickers."
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"I need to take a smoke break anyway."
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"Okay. Let's take five hours."
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"- [hushed] Group meeting now."
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"- Oh, my goodness."
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"- What is wrong with you two? - Yeah!"
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"- I don't know about that song."
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"- What? - Yes, thank you."
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"- Do we really want to call ourselves"
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"side pieces for life? - Oh, right."
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"Because it should be "side pieces five life.""
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"- I mean, my nieces shouldn't aspire"
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"to be side pieces. They are built to be farmers."
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"- I thought Alf was gonna write us"
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"a fun song like our old stuff. - Are you kidding?"
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"That song is exactly like our old stuff."
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"- [chuckles]"
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"[singing together] * 'Cause our eyes *"
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"* Are so much bluer *"
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"* When we cry *"
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"* If my man does cheat *"
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"* We'll only get real mad at the other girl *"
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"* *"
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"- * It was her fault only *"
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"[singing together] * Jail bait *"
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"* Great at sex *"
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"* But it's our first time *"
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