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Clips from Girls5eva - Alf Musik (S01E01)

"- It's so aggressive. - [sighs]"
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"My phone was...off."
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"Timing isn't bad though."
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"They just put the final tile in the backsplash."
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"I know what that does to you. I'll set up Max with the iPad."
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"- Uh, don't you want to see"
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"if the couple embraces clean lines?"
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"- What is up with you?"
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"Are you not in for another baby?"
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"I thought we had a plan."
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"Two kids, then two dogs."
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"Then once they're in college and dog cemeteries,"
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"we do a thousand puzzles, and then we die."
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"- It's--it's just the group."
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"You know, things are more complicated now."
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"I--I could use some time to figure things out."
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"- If you don't put the addition on now,"
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"it'll be too late."
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"- I get it. I'm 40."
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"- We also need to think about Max."
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"Are we really gonna deprive him of a sibling?"
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"I just don't want him to turn out weird, you know?"
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"- Max isn't gonna be weird."
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"- If I didn't have my property brother,"
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"my life would be meaningless. - Oh, Jesus."
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"* *"
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"- I've never been this excited to meet a man."
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"I mean, Mark Ruffalo at a pet store"
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"came close, but--"
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"- I'm sorry, but I requested no conversation."
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"- Oops. - * I'm preparing *"
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"- * Preparing *"
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"- Oh, he's such a cutie. - Oh."
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"- And I don't lie about that. I'll call a pig a pig."
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"- Thanks, I know."
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"Max is the best. - [vocalizing] Wow."
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"- Yeah, he's a classic New York lonely boy."
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"- What? - New York lonely boy."
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"A son born to older parents"
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"who's more comfortable around adults than kids."
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"Yeah, they're all over the city, eating sushi."
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"They usually wear a fedora, high-fiving a doorman."
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"- [chuckles]"
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"That sounds like some Manhattan shit."
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"We're Queens people."
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"Our heat comes from one really hot, vertical pipe."
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"- No, they're in all the boroughs"
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"except Staten Island"
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"'cause there's never been an only child from there."
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"- How do you know about this?"
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"- Half my patients have one,"
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"but you're in good company. John Slattery has one."
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"Kyle MacLachlan has one. Matthew Broderick is one."
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"- That is it."
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"- Leaping labia!"
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"- Oh, my God. - Yes."
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"- First MasterClass question, Alf."
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"How would you like to be a part"
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"of the biggest comeback in pop music history?"
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"- Sounds neat. Fun question."
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"Teaching is quite easy."
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"- Well, guess what."
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"- It's us. - We reunited."
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"- [gasps]"
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"I do not recognize you, which can mean only..."
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"[screams] You are Girls5eva!"
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"- Coffee order, sir. Who wants what from the truck?"
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"We're the PAs."
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"- A white frittata or mushroom omelet"
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"or the soup is ham."
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"- We already did the reveal, guys."
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"- G5E, look at you."
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"And only one is dead."
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"That's pretty good, actually."
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"- So you remember us?"
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"- How could I forget my only failure."
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"Other than my nine marriages."
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"- I wouldn't use the word failure."
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"- Oh, is there a word in English worse than failure?"
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"Because in Swedish, it is... [speaks Swedish]"
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"It describes a state in one's life"
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"when you must shit and your only hut."
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"- Oh. - Huh."
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"- My whole career has been touched"
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"by Odin's golden thumb--"
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"platinum, double platinum-- - [gasps]"
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"- But you are the one exception."
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"Only the one hit."
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"You are my white whales. - That's very rude."
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"- Well, we're back together, so..."
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"* Seize the tonight *"
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"From your song, "Seize the Tonight (Right Now).""
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"- Yeah. - Oh."
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"You use my own beautiful words against me."
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"I am intrigu-ed, but real talk."
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"It has been an entire Zendaya since you have recorded music."
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"A test. Sing my charade!"
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"- Oh, my goodness. - What?"
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"- Okay."
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"- What? [clears throat]"
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"[singing together] * It's a movie *"
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"* Four words *"
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"* First word *"
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"* Something small *"
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"* We, money *"
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"* Now he's doing animals *"
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"* Elephants and tigers *"
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"* "We Bought a Zoo" *"
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"- It was the concept of generosity."
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"- Ugh! - Crap!"
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"- I almost said that."
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"- But you have more than one good."
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"You have the goods. - Oh, my God."
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"- The muse has mounted me. - Oh!"
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"- Emil will be in touch! - Okay."
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"- Let him know if you prefer email or text."
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"- FYI, my mouth looks good when it says "wow.""
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"* *"
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"Dawn, I quit the restaurant."
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"- Look at us, making big moves"
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