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Clips from Family Guy - Blind Ambition (S04E04)

"A scandal at the Quahog Bowling Alley tonight..."
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"He's all yours, Joe."
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"thanks to my 18 medals for heroism."
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"There he goes again with the medals."
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"Hey, Joe, if you love your medals so much, why don't you marry them?"
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"I did something like that once."
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"And in the event of your death..."
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"you'd like the insurance policy to be paid to your wife?"
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"Yup."
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"And your wife is this piece of pie?"
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"Okay, sign here."
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"You know what? You can probably go ahead and cancel that."
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"Well, well, look who's here."
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"Excuse me? He's the one who owes me an apology."
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"Well, clearly he thinks you're attractive, Lois. It's a positive thing."
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"Thank you, Glenn, for complimenting our family."
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"We're petitioning the city to have him removed from the neighborhood."
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"Yeah, I don't want to bring a new baby into the world with him running around."
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"First of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for six years, all right?"
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"Either have the baby or don't."
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"Second of all, Quagmire's a good guy. He's just a little mixed up."
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"- This isn't medium rare. - Then have them take it back."
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"Sorry about that."
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"That's all. Come on. Give him another chance, eh?"
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"All right. But one more incident like the one at the bowling alley..."
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"and Quagmire is out of this neighborhood."
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"Now, don't worry about a thing, Quagmire."
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"I don't know, Peter. I'm not sure I can do this."
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"All right, Glenn. This exercise should help teach you self-control."
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"Here's this month's Victoria's Secret catalog."
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"- All right. - You did good. Good."
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"Peter, are you sure Quagmire is ready to be out in public?"
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"We figured out a foolproof rehabilitation method."
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"I got the idea from when Brian had to wear that cone after his operation."
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"Okay, if I make this, we're all gonna get laid."
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"Oh, boy."
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"- What's the matter, Glenn? - Nothing."
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"Oh, Stacie, you dropped your pompom in the water."
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"- I'll get it for you. - I'll come with you."
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"- Me, too. - But wait a minute."
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"We don't want to get our sweaters all wet. Better take them off."
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"Splash fight!"
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"- Where am I? Am I dead? - No."
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"This is where we monitor all the dressing rooms in the mall..."
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"so we can keep an eye out for shoplifters."
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"- That was amazing. - You saved her life."
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"Thank God you know CPR."
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"What the hell's CPR?"
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"Congratulations, Quagmire."
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"You're the newest member of my wall of fame."
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"What's wrong, Peter?"
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"It's nothing, Joe. I don't know."
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"It's just that all you guys have something to be proud of."
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"You're always getting medals for catching crooks."
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"Hell, even Cleveland used to be an accomplished auctioneer."
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"I have 125. Do I hear 130? $130,000 for this authentic Comanche headdress?"
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"I got 130. Do I hear 135? 140? Do I hear..."
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"135, going once."
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"I'm the only one here who's got nothing, you know?"
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"If I die tomorrow, there's nothing people would remember me for."
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"Not if you jumped off a skyscraper and landed on Joan Cusack."
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"From this day forth, people are gonna know the name Peter Griffin..."
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"Hello?"
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"Peter, if you'd just let me talk, I'll explain to you why you shouldn't do this."
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"Later, Brian. I gotta do something people will remember me for..."
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"which is why I've invented a new type of flying machine."
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"I am gonna stop pollution with my new lovable character..."
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"Gary the No-Trash Cougar."
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"I said I want to know whose cup this is!"
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"Pick it up!"
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"Thank you, sweetie."
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"See what a nicer place this is when we all pitch in?"
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"Like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says:"
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""Give a larbage, throw out your garbage. ""
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"Those freaking elves, man. They just came out of the trees, man."
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"- They just came out of the trees. - You saved my ass back there."
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"This sucks."
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"I've been working on this all week and I keep coming up dry."
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"Who am I kidding? I'm never gonna be remembered for anything."
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"who fought each other in the Civil War."
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"- I'm seceding. - Like hell you are."
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"Yeah, did not think that one through."
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"Peter, you have to stop comparing yourself to other people..."
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"and find out what's special about you."
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"In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record..."
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"He was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw."
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"What can I do that nobody else does?"
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"I got it!"
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"Everybody, you're looking at a guy who's gonna set a new world record."
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"I am gonna eat more nickels than anyone has ever eaten before."
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"just like the world's fattest twins over there."
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"- Did I tell you that I'm doing Atkins? - Oh, that's not good for you."
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"You're telling me that doesn't sound like Camptown Races?"
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"Do Short People!"
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"This is the worst use of money since I tricked out my big wheel."
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"Hey, ladies, check out this ride. Yeah."
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"I'm off to make trouble for the establishment."
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"I love you, Lois."
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"I love you, too, Peter. Even if you are full of nickels."
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"Goodnight, honey."
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"How about now? No, nothing."
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"You can't see the spaceship, either."
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"My cousin Marshall insists if you look past the picture..."
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"Can you please just tell us what's wrong with my husband?"
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"Oh, yes. You see, after ingesting such a large number of metal coins..."
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"Mr. Griffin appears to have succumbed to nickel poisoning..."
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"Oh, my God, Lois. I'm blind as a bat. I can't see a damn thing."
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"You know what else you can't see? The writing on the wall."
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"Watch me leap through this big hoop."
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"now that he's lost his sight."
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"and was struck blind, deaf, and dumb."
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"but they call it Crappy Days."
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"All right, you know what?"
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"If you're not gonna laugh, then I'm not gonna keep you company."
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"is being that blind guy."
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"Don't give up yet, Peter."
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"I mean, many blind people live rich, fulfilling lives."
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"I don't know, Brian. I mean, I guess I can give it a shot."
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"Oh, my God, I almost didn't do it. I almost didn't do it."
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"I thought, "Is this in bad taste?""
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