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Clips from Family Guy - Blind Ambition (S04E04)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"Lucky there's a man who Positively can do"
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"I must say I do feel a strange satisfaction..."
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"Judd Hirsch?"
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"All right."
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"Why didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?"
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"I just never stopped believing. Say no to acid."
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"No, he's over there."
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"That's still pouring itself. Oh, wow. That's amazing."
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"where a local man, Glenn Quagmire..."
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"was charged with peeping in the ladies'room."
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"Coming up, Diane's weight."
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"You're lucky I've got some extra pull around here..."
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"You got it. Love you."
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"so, Lois, tell Quagmire you're sorry you had him arrested."
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"He was watching me go to the bathroom."
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"We have had it with his disrespect for women."
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"Second of all, Quagmire's a good guy, you know? He's just a little mixed up."
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"Meg, get out of the way."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God. Dead kittens. Dead kittens."
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"Renee Zellweger. Oh, there we go."
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"Nothing to worry about, Lois."
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"Boy, I'd really like to chew on my crotch right now."
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"Okay, Quagmire. Time to take off your training wheels."
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"Okay, I think I'm ready."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God. I need some air."
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"You don't say."
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"Oh, my God! That one's having a heart attack!"
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"People would say, "Hey, remember that guy who landed on Joan Cusack?""
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"Well, things are gonna change."
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"even if I have to shout it from the rooftops."
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"You hear that, world?"
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"I am gonna do something that people will remember me for."
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"Oh, God! Sorry, sorry. Hey, Joan Cusack."
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"Oh-oh."
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"of something exactly like this that leads me to believe this probably won't work."
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"All right..."
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"Brian, this time, I think I got just the thing people will remember me for."
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"Pick up your trash! I want to know whose cup this is."
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"Spread the word."
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"You saved mine."
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"- Here's to Snap. - To Snap."
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"Not like my great-great-uncles, the Siamese twins..."
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"Not too smart, huh?"
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"for most drugs ever done by a single human being died today."
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"What, are you nuts? I got no special talents."
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"Peter, you're really putting away those Mentos."
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"Setting this world record is gonna make me famous..."
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"- Dad, I just don't hear it. - Come on!"
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"Really, Peter. It just doesn't..."
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"Oh, my God, Lois. I can't see."
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"Well, that makes me feel much better."
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"you can see a spaceship."
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"causing him to lose his sight."
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"Back then, everybody had a specialty. I, for one, am a tumbler."
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"So we're all gonna have to pitch in and help your father out..."
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"Nobody took care of me when I lost my arms and legs..."
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"Hey, Meg, they got a Happy Days spoof in here..."
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"This sucks. Now the only thing anybody's gonna remember me for after I die..."
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"Oh, worth it. Totally worth it."
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"Don't talk, Lois. Don't talk."
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"Just let me do all the work. Yeah."
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"Holy crap, it's Chris."
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"So, how're you doing?"
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"Just checking. Have a good night, Son."
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"And I took a dump in the church confessional..."
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"which I guess they frown upon if you're not homeless."
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"Whatever you say, Brian. I'm going to The Clam."
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"I know. I'm so worried about him."
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"Oh, let me light that for you, babe."
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"- Jesus Christ! - What?"
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"Come on, let's go."
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"And here comes the heroic blind man."
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"- from that burning building? - That freaking place was on fire?"
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"And there you have it. Coming up next, watch me shave."
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"People are gonna remember me for this."
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"Can't blame them for being self-righteous."
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"Hey, you're just in time. Mort's one ball away from a perfect game."
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"Oh, my God. You bowled a perfect game."
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"All right, all right, look, I know an apology is due here..."
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"Old nuns. Really old nuns."
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"Naked plastic chicks."
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"There you go, Peter. You could break a world record."
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"You know, since Peter went blind..."
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"Hey, Horace."
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"Quagmire got a key to the city. Mort bowled a perfect game."
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"Vamp! Vamp!"
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"Get the Escalade. We're out of here."
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"Your pals are gonna help you change your ways."
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"we attack the Rice Krispie guys at dawn, assuming Judd Hirsch delivers the goods."
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"Yes! Score! Score!"
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"You know, I vaguely recall seeing footage somewhere..."
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"These aren't Mentos, Lois."
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"Vaudeville's dead. And TV's the box they're gonna bury it in."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"He's a family guy"
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"watching the black ball topple all those self-righteous white pins."
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"The black ball's in their neighborhood uninvited."
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"The black ball's done nothing wrong."
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"If the black ball's innocent, it has nothing to fear."
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"Wonder what the hell's down there."
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"Hey."
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"What's going on?"
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"Nothing."
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"Hi, boys. Your ride is here."
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"Oh, God. The pressure's too much."
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"I just lost control of my bladder."
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"Jeez, relax, Mort. You'd think you were God himself."
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"Hey, you want to see what I can do? All right, ready? Check it out."
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"Beer, glass. All right, now watch this."
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"Oh, hey. Guess I'll go over here for a minute."
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"Oh, holy crap!"
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"I've never seen anyone do that. You want to go out later?"
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"I'll be right back. I'm gonna go tinkle."
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"Okay, everybody ready? Hey, where's Quagmire?"
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"Would you just sit down and go to the bathroom already?"
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