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Clips from South Park - Gnomes (S02E02)

"- Ya he called me a pussy. I'm not a pussy you're a pussy! - You're a pussy, pussy."
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"Stealing underpants, big business. - Business? Wait, do you know anything about business?"
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"- Sure that's what gnomes do. - Show us."
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"Ok. Follow me."
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"Alright boys. That's it. Pack it up, we're moving out of town."
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"But we just finished. - I know. But these folks obviously don't want us here."
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"Oh quit being so melodramatic, Sanchez. Jesus Christ."
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"Damn, dude. This place is huge. - Ya, It's almost as big as Cartman's ass."
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"- No it isn't you guys. - This is where all our work is done."
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"So what's phase two?"
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"- Hey, what's phase two?! - Phase one we collect underpants."
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"Ya, ya, ya. But what about phase two?"
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"- Well phase three is profit. Get it? - I don't get it."
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"- You bet we do. - Us gnomes are geniuses at corporations."
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"Listen we have to give a huge speech about corporate takeovers."
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"- Well we can explain that to you easily. - Yes, for a price. - What?"
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"- You know. - Underpants?"
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"Toto ladies and gentlemen!"
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"Alright and now before we all vote yes on Prop Ten, here to remind us why"
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"are the loveable innocent children."
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"Since we are so concerned with the corporate takeovers, we went and asked"
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"our friends the underpants gnomes and they told us all about big corporations."
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"Underpants gnomes? - Big corporations are good. - What's this? - Good?"
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"Because without big corporations we wouldn't have things"
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"like cars and computers and canned soup."
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"until it became the corporate powerhouse it is today."
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"And that's why we should all let Harbucks stay."
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"That's not what you said last time. - Well the truth is we didn't write that paper last time."
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"You keep protesting and complaining,"
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"Don't you think you should at least try it?"
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"- It's a French Roast. - It's suttle and mild."
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"Mild like that first flash of sun on an April morning. This is coffee the way it should be."
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"we still need some one to run this Harbucks Coffe House."
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"I'm sure it will make a lot of money."
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"Thank you Mr. Poston, but I think we'll be fine"
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"There is a possibility I might be let go and never allowed to teach you again."
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"That's what Chet Everet thought when the new female"
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"He thought who is this woman with her gozungas and high heels?"
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"- Hello there customer. - Hello, how are you today?"
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"Ok we have to do this stupid report on so..."
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"How about we do it on that Raymond guy on TV, you know everybody loves Raymond."
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"- This is to much pressure. - Great. Lot of help you are kid."
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"Mr. Garrison will fail because you're making it up."
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"- That's good. Who are your little friends? - What do you mean!"
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"which means I may have to shut down and sell my son Tweek into slavery."
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"- Slavery?! - Yes slavery."
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"Now Tweek, how many times do we have to tell you, your underpants are missing"
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"- What if my parents go out of business? What'll I do? - Don't worry about it."
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"They're perfectly happy being poor and on welfare, right Kenny? - Fuck you."
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"M-maybe it's all in my head. Maybe I'm going insane. Oh no I'm going insane!"
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"Perhaps there is no stopping the corporate machine."
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"My goodness, that's going to be a really big coffee house, honey."
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"I think it went really good. Those people really go into it."
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"Really? Well son you might have just saved the family business,"
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"You hear that you're not gonna get away with this you whore!"
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"And we would have never even known this was happening"
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"something that had some kind of relevance to the world?"
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"We simply want to... Aw to hell with you!"
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"C'mon boys, don't be shy. What's your principle argument?"
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"This guy sucks ass!"
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"That was close Mr. Hat."
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"Paid for by citizens for a fair and equal way to get"
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"But kids are great to get people on our side."
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"kids like with all the caffeine of a normal Double Latte."
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"- like... - Toto."
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"- Not much longer now. - Oh are you taking us to your little pussy house?"
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"- No Pussy, I'm taking you to my village. - Oh, your pussy village?"
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"Cartman will you just shut up and let him show us?"
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"Collecting underpants is just phase one. Phase one collect underpants."
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"- No you don't fat ass. - Do you guys know anything about corporations?"
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"Underpants!"
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"Hey, this is pretty damn good."
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"Coffee? I don't think I like coffee."
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"You don't just throw a child in a political commercial to sell your beliefs."
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"- Oh god, when is this gonna end? - Your dad really screwed us Tweek."
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"I believe in the family owned enterprise."
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"C'mon you guys. We better get to work."
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"Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants? - Ya, look what you're doing to this poor kid."
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"Harbucks Coffee kicked out of town forever."
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"I won't be a part of this anymore."
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"Little pussy gnome. Don't call me a pussy."
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"Because if these people find out that you didn't really write that paper"
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"Well I can't just shut them down. This is a free country."
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"All we wanna do is buy out your coffee shop here."
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"Honestly Richard, I don't see why you have to preach to some eight-year-olds."
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"- Hey, I'm not fat or smelly. - Alright Mr. Deuschbag."
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"Ya it doesn't have that bland, raw sewage taste that Tweeks Coffee has."
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"I have some difficult news which is going to make you all very sad."
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"And if it doesn't kick ass and you make me look bad,"
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"The people of South Park count on you to give them that first cup of coffee everyday."
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"real late-late at night and steal your underpants."
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"Most people aren't up then, but I am. I can't sleep ever."
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"Oh you'll like this coffee, it's fresh."
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"That smooth aroma and mild taste is what makes Tweek Coffee so very special."
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"KILLER!"
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"- Uh, hurray. - So I guess you wanna do some campaigning."
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"Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Pip, and Token, you'll be group one."
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"- Don't scare him. - Hey there little guy."
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"Will you stop with the underpants gnome, Tweek? We have to work here."
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"I love you guys."
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"What will become of the endeavoring American family?"
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"Harbucks is an organization that..."
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"- Phase three profit. - Oh I get it."
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"their business so well, they managed to grow and grow"
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"and this time it has to last five minutes."
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"- Oh my god they killed Kenny. - You bastards."
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"So tomorrow they're gonna have you do presentations for the whole board."
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"- No. - Well let me put another way."
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"I just guess we care a little more."
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"Some things are more important than money."
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"- Oh, my stomach hurts. - Ya mine too. I wonder why?"
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"- How's the report going boys? - Bad."
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"Don't worry Mr. Tweek,"
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"Well, I must say Garrison, perhaps you aren't as stupid and crazy"
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"Because then they'll we didn't write it dummy. We have to be original."
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"So what are you gonna do with all these underpants you steal?"
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"intern joined the cast of Medical Center."
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"Boys your thoughts."
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