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Clips from South Park - Gnomes (S02E02)

"Oh forget it. My-my store is not for sale."
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"I don't think so. My coffee shop is worth a lot to me."
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"Alright how about five hundred thousand dollars?"
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"You see when my father opened this store thirty years ago,"
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"he cared about only one thing making a great cup of coffee."
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"Sure we may take a little longer to brew a cup, we may not call it fancy names."
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"And that's why Tweek coffee is still home"
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"Well that's to bad. We're just gonna have"
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"- Hello Mr. Tweek. - Hi Officer Barbrady."
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"- Thanks see you tomorrow. - Bye-bye."
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"No Cartman, we can't do it on Raymond again."
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"It has to be on a current event in South Park. Tweek do you have any ideas?"
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"The Underpants Gnomes. The little guys that come in your room"
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"I've never seen any underpants gnomes. - They come out at 3:30 in the morning."
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"They want me to sell the store. It's so much money."
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"They really have my balls in a vice-grip."
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"Oh hello son. How was your day?"
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"- We're his oral report. - Ya. We have to stay up all night to write it."
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"Well have some coffee boys. I'll brew up another pot for later."
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"present it to the entire South Park town committee tomorrow."
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"Oh. I've got one for you. How about doing a report on how large"
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"corporations take over little family owned businesses."
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"You see, I own a coffee shop and now some great, big multimillion-dollar"
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"company is going to move in and try to take all my business,"
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"- Wow that sucks dude. - They really have my balls in a salad shooter."
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"We're already doing a paper on Tweek's underpants gnomes."
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"Actually honey, I think those little tikes are just what we need. I've got an idea."
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"But we'll starve and die like dogs. - Tweek, Tweek, you can always go on welfare."
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"You suck Kenny. - Well let's just try and finish all this coffee so we can stay up."
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"Totally dude. I feel awesome!"
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"You guys! You guys! Seriously! I feel great!"
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"- Hey Tweek, do have anymore of this stuff? - Just some grounds."
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"Whoa Cartman. Whoopee!"
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"Well it's three thirty and I don't any goddamn underpants gnomes, Tweek."
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"Well this is just great. We haven't gotten anything done and we're totally screwed."
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"Oh, do you need some more coffee?"
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"Well boys, I don't mean to pry, but if you want it, I wrote your report for you."
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"- You did!? - Yes, It's all about corporate takeovers."
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"- Of course, you don't have to use it. - No, we'll use it."
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"When you kids do the report make sure you read this part first alright?"
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"They took 'em again!"
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"- Thanks dude. - My pleasure. Good night boys."
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"Wow Tweek, your dad rocks."
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"Soon they'll want my blood. Blood!"
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"I don't think they wrote this, Mr. Hat."
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"- Great job. - Yes, great job."
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"Boys you have really opened our eyes. We didn't even know this was happening."
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"- Neither did we. - Well Mr. Garrison it looks like we were wrong about you."
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"Ya well I don't wanna sound like a dick hole, but I told you so."
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"I am really moved. I say we follow these boys' cause."
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"Let's join them in the fight against corporate takeovers."
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"Good, good. Now make sure that sign is really bright and flashy now."
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"Oh hello son, how did your report go?"
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"what do you have to say about that?"
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"- I need coffee. - I know how you boys feel."
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"Sometimes a hot cup of French Roast Almerato"
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"is just what a man needs to get him through the day."
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"- Dad! - What? - The metaphors, man."
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"Oh sorry. Here you go."
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"Hey, do you ever think that maybe you shouldn't give your son coffee?"
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"Yes, how did you hear? - These boys did an excellent report for us this morning."
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"- They're so upset by this whole thing. - My butt hurts."
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"this committee is not going to let you run out of business by these bastards."
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"Excuse me!"
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"- Our case? - No man! That is way to much pressure."
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"- Oh you'll do fine son. - C'mon boys, let's go!"
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"if it wasn't for these boys' excellent report."
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"You're telling me that students from Mr. Garrison's class actually did"
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"- Mr. Garrison? The guy with the puppet? - Yes."
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"as I always tell people you are."
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"Thank you mayor. I don't want to sound like a dick hole but I..."
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"Mayor, these boys want that Harbucks Coffee shut down right now."
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"We'll call it Prop Ten."
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"The town can vote on it, and if it passes we'll see what we can do."
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"and obviously if more than fifty percent of the people show up"
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"and care enough to want Harbucks out, then they're out. So good luck to you."
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"- Didn't you see them?! - Alright what's next?"
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"Boys could I have a quick this and that with you?"
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"Boys I don't know who wrote that report,"
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"and I actually do get fired, then Mr. Hat is gonna do horrible things to you."
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"Jesus man, Jesus! What are we gonna do huh?!"
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"Live! It's the South Park Town Hall meeting on Public Access. Tonight's topic, Prop Ten!"
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"On my left, five innocent, starry-eyed boys from middle America."
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"On my right a big fat, smelly corporate guy from New York."
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"Poston. - Pardon me Mr. Ass Face. Anyway let's hear your side of the argument."
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"My argument is simple, this country is founded on free enterprise."
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"- Great argument. You win boys. - What?!"
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"- I don't like big corporations. - I like small businesses."
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"It's time to stop large corporations. Prop Ten is about children."
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"Vote yes on Prop Ten or else you hate children."
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"- Well, what do you think? - Oh, i-it's great."
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"- Yes it is. We'll put it on the air immediately. - What do you think hon?"
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"Hon, what's the matter?"
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"- I have a big problem with this. - What do you mean?"
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"Hon?"
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"Take your corporate coffee and go back to New York City!"
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"How many Native Americans did you slaughter to make that coffee, huh?!"
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"Damn, these people aren't buying any coffee. I'll have to try and apeal to the younger crowd."
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"Hey kid, I'm Camel Joe and I love a fresh cup of coffee."
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"It's yum diddly-icous. It makes you feel super."
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"I have a surprise for you. The new kiddycinno from Harbucks."
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"No Billy. No coffee for you."
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"I'm sorry to inform you that this town is having a vote tomorrow,"
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"and if the law passes you'll be thrown out of town."
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"- What?! - At five o'clock the best coffee wins."
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"Either your coffee or a fresh warm cup of Tweek's coffee."
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"Like an old sweater that keeps getting warmer with age,"
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"Alright and then we'll put up the stage here."
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"Before the vote we'll get a band that everyone likes, like, uh, like..."
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"Like Toto. And then the Harbucks guy will have five minutes to speak and"
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"then those boys will have five minutes to speak and then the town votes."
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"- Uh boys, you better get your asses to work. - What now?"
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"Jesus dude. I'm to blame for all this. I'm to blame for everything!"
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"- So what are we gonna say? - Why don't we just read the paper we wrote last time?"
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"Does anybody know anything about corporations?"
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"- I think my mom is a corporation. - Ya that makes sense."
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"- You guys! - How about we say corporates should be stopped."
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"- Bad! - Cartman! - What?"
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"Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?"
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"- Is that all you got pussy? - What?! - Hey he talked."
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