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Clips from The Office (2005) - Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager (S07E07)

"filled with canned goods, chainsaw,"
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"or a prison inmate, you don't need anyone supervising you."
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"Unsupervised."
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"Must be because the stakes are so high."
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"but I'm just happy the way things are."
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"That was Jo asking me if I wanted to take over as acting manager"
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"I told her I don't wanna mess this up, right?"
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"Thank you."
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"Wait."
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"What have you done?"
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"I'm coming."
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"No, a week. Just feels like three months."
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"Your copier code is a distinct 21-digit number that is unique to you"
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"Ooh! About what?"
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"Question. If we've already fomented insurrection,"
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"may we be grandfathered in?"
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"It's none of your business, actually."
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"All right."
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"Oh! Darryl's funny."
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"Are you still in love with Erin?"
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"Andy, do you like being alone with me right now?"
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"What's this? What's The Fist?"
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"Nope, social club. God, I hate"
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"what with Operation Overthrow and everything."
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"No food now? Someone has to do something about Dwight."
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"Hmm. He means the ice pack."
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"2:00 should probably be okay."
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"He's just gonna call back."
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"Erin, I am in love with you."
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"I sure as hell don't believe in God."
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"It's just not a guy with a long, white beard."
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"It messes up my rhythm, but..."
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"I'm taking a break from dating."
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"Wow, you've really embraced the whole Bond villain aesthetic."
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"Jo collects them. I thought we could have some nice small talk about it."
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"Okay. Jo is coming later today."
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"Don't make me fire you."
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"But I always say, "It's better to be pre-pre-pre-prepared.""
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"Everyone here thinks that you're a joke."
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"which won't last long anyway."
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"What a day. What a day."
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"Dwight, guns make me really uncomfortable."
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"Thank you."
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"You could put your cell phone in it instead."
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"In case you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later."
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"Someone, get me a banana."
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"It's so loud!"
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"There's like this crazy ringing going on. I can't..."
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"I can't find perfect C."
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"I lost a necklace, a ring, a painting."
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"and then he shot Andy in the head."
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"No, no, no. All we know is that a gun fired. That's all we know."
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"Okay, why are you calling Jo?"
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"I think I should go to the hospital."
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"I'll take him."
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"Howdy, partners."
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"I can't do this."
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"Would you consider this a terrorist incident?"
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"And I mean that figuratively, not literally."
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"I love you guys,"
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"We're back."
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"Doctor said it could take weeks to heal."
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"'Cause I know you like putting Q-tips deep into your ear canal."
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"a gunshot victim, and it got to me."
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"Dwight, I would like tomorrow off so that"
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"I put everything back in the vending machine."
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"Okay."
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"Um. You know what? I think I'm good."
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"Fine."
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"What the is that?"
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"They don't seem to know they're brothers."
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"Hello, Jo. Welcome."
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"Shall we begin?"
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"Slow yourself down there."
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"I don't know about that. Just wasn't for me."
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"He was a good man. It was tragic."
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"She had so much..."
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"You were in hysterics and my maternal instincts kicked in."
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"Oscar, can you print out last year's sales statements?"
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"give me a back massage. No, Kevin. Come on."
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"Hey, Jo... Okay, okay."
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"You're kidding me."
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"Oh, God, what am I touching? It's moist."
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"It's wet."
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"I can't push harder."
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"There."
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"Knead it like a pizza."
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"Okay."
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"Dwight, walk me out."
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"You've got to admit it,"
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"I accidentally fired a gun in the office today."
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"because I care too much about this job"
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"Shooting is worse. Are you kidding me?"
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"Beaumont Adams is a girl's gun."
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"You shot a gun off."
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"Got it."
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"It's over."
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"You three are my search committee."
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"Now who's got the most experience in this office?"
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"Uh, well..."
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"We probably don't wanna go just on seniority."
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"Who is it?"
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"There's no debating that."
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"one. Another one?"
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"Yes!"
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"zero, again. Zero."
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"Okay."
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"Six. Nice."
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"Two, one."
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"which means none of you will be insubordinate,"
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"nor will you foment insurrection."
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"Define "foment.""
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"You define "foment.""
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"Please take note of the new color-coding system."
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"Ah-ha!"
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"Why are you late?"
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"It's very medical and personal."
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"In fairness, Darryl did tell me that joke, so..."
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"I know, right? Hey, Andy?"
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"Yeah? Can I talk to you a second"
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