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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Friend Falls in Love (S03E03)

"[ Bell Ringing ]"
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"## [Jazzy Solo ]"
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"[ Rumbling ]"
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"and said I could get anything I wanted."
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"Cool-- An oversize novelty billiard ball."
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"Really?"
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"Will I pass my English test?"
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"Let me try."
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"''All signs point to yes.''"
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"I got one."
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"[ Gasping ]"
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"Other principals unload problem cases that way."
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"what the permanent record has to say."
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"No detention, fairly good attendance..."
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"I see you beat that bed-wetting problem."
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"in that tiger cage for 1 8 agonizing months."
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"Attention, class."
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"I have a new student for you."
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"Great.Just keep packing them in, Seymour."
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"Let's make her feel right at home."
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"to Samantha Stinky."
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"Oh, right."
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"I'm sure this is a little scary for you..."
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"He came here because of the high crime rate"
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"and lackluster police force."
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"Victim number four."
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"I'm going to tear them a new..!"
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"for every smooth-talking lothario"
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"and pray for our souls."
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"and had fur where there was no fur before."
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"the ice cream social"
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"Nine months later"
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"Mrs. Krabappel"
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"how come you don't live with Mr. Krabappel?"
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"Because Mr. Krabappel"
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"chased something fluffy down a rabbit hole."
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"How do we know when we fall in love?"
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"and marry out of fear of dying alone."
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"How do I create a half man, half monkey-type creature?"
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"I'm sorry, that would be playing God."
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"I hate it."
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"My girlfriend's dancing topless at the airport bar"
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"from 4:1 5 to 4:20."
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"Hi."
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"What's with the skirt?"
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"or Li'l Knee Socks?"
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"''I'm okay. You're too fat.''"
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"could fill two-fifths of the Grand Canyon."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Oh."
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"with the image of the jolly fat man--"
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"Santa would be suffering from gall stones"
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"hypertension, impotence, and diabetes."
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"We got to widen the hole."
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"Hurry-- The chain's starting to give."
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"[ Announcer ] We take 1 8 ounces of sizzling ground beef"
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"Deal."
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"Next, your Mickey Mantle"
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"Milhouse, we're living in the age of cooties."
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"What if I told you you could lose weight"
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"Why, sweetie?"
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"That's a load of rich creamery butter."
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"You listen to tapes"
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"while you sleep."
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"telling you to eat less."
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"Lisa, what's that number?"
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"I'd like to place an order for my husband."
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"learn the state capitals, master hostage negotiations..?"
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"Hmm... hostage negotiations."
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"What do you say to that?"
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"We're out of ''Subliminally Slim.''"
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"Uh... send them the vocabulary builder."
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"Here you go, fatso."
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"[ Yawning ]"
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"Has the weight loss tape reduced your appetite?"
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"He has a girlfriend."
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"Milhouse?"
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"No."
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"How cute."
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"to have the school day extended by 20 minutes."
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"for a girl."
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"Everyone, Bart and I would like to announce"
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"Is that tape working?"
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"There's another thing I want to talk about."
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"the voluptuary!"
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"What in God's name are you talking about?"
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"Heh..."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Me too."
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"Hey, I've got an idea."
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"Why don't we go spit on the principal's car?"
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"Listen, Bart, there's such a thing"
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"There's plenty of other ways to be grossed out."
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"Yeah?"
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"Uh..."
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"could we still use your tree house?"
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"If her father catches us, he'll kill her."
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"[ Homer ] Now there's"
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"Let's just say I'm concerned prude"
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"[ Kissing Sounds ]"
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"I bet you had peanut butter for breakfast."
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"Samantha, you're my little girl"
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"and sometimes my imagination runs away with me."
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"Well, 'tis better to have loved and lost..."
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"Let's go to the arcade."
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"The vernal equinox?"
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"No, it's two weeks"
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"since you got that weight-loss tape."
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"Let's get you on the scale."
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"It's recess everywhere but in his heart."
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"Hey, Bart, according to this magazine"
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"in another million years"
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"I couldn't understand what he was saying."
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"Dow Chemical is developing a minty gel"
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"Milhouse could use a friend like you."
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"Oh, come on."
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"You cry when they're out of chocolate milk."
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"You cry when you're doing long division"
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