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Clips from Rick and Morty - Meeseeks and Destroy (S01E01)

"As for you dingdongs..."
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"Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar."
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"Yes, siree!"
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"The Meeseeks fulfills the request."
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"- All done! - Wow!"
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"- Oh, my God, he exploded! - Trust me, they're fine with it."
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"They're not gods."
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"All right!"
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"I got a bet to win!"
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"If we're gonna use this thing,"
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"- Beth! - Oh, yeah! Yes, ma'am!"
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"You guys are doing it wrong."
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"He said "simple.""
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"Mr. Meeseeks, I would like to take two strokes off my golf game."
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"Ooh, yeah! Can do!"
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"Nailed it."
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"God, Morty, what a boring start to an adventure."
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"Rick, this is a fantasy-type world with creatures and all sorts of fantasy things."
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"We are two humble heroes in search of adventure!"
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"At last! Two heroes! You must help us!"
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"yet the giant that lives in the clouds above has untold treasures!"
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"I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir."
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"- There's a giant in the clouds! - Yeah."
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"Uh, Mr. Meeseeks, was it?"
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"I mean, I still put myself through veterinary school."
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"I'm just saying, somewhere along the way,"
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"I lost that wide-eyed girl from muskegon."
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"She's still there, Beth."
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"Beth, having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual."
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"Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free."
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"You're saying I should leave Jerry."
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"I can't believe I'm finally having this conversation."
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"More wine?"
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"Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry."
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"Yeah, yeah. I got it."
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"That's okay."
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"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
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"Okay, well, which is it?"
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"But most importantly, you got to relax."
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"You know what, Mr. Meeseeks?"
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"I don't think this is working. I give up."
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"I'm sorry, Jerry, but it doesn't work like that."
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"I have to fulfill my purpose so I can go away."
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"No, Jerry, I'm the one who sucks!"
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"Hi, Mr. Meeseeks!"
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"Can you help me get two strokes off of Jerry's golf swing?"
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"Is he keeping his shoulders squared?"
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"Ooh, he's trying!"
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"All right, Morty."
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"We're in your stupid giant's castle."
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"Would you just relax, Rick?"
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"All we got to do is find the treasure room, okay?"
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"It's nice and simple."
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"What do you want to do, boss?"
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"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!"
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"Just give up, Morty."
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"I'll take us home right now. You just say the word."
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"I smell the blood of- whoop!"
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"Oh, Jesus! Dale!"
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"You're little, you're down on your luck, you think, "hey, he's a giant."
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"Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?""
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"Th-th but that's not how it went down!"
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"to be popular is what makes people like you."
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"Okay, Jerry, you got to just choke up on the club!"
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"Well, which is it, choke up or follow-through?!"
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"Aww, come on, Jerry, we've been over this."
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"You know you got to do both!"
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"Don't tell me that!"
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"- Just try to relax. - You try to relax!"
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"Have you ever tried to relax?!"
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"Ugh, these Meeseeks, huh?"
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"Kind of a handful."
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"You're kidding me."
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"Notice anything different?"
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"I'm sorry. Hours?"
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"Dad, mom is a beautiful woman!"
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"Look at her!"
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"You will lose her!"
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"Uhh..."
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"Hey, Jerry, you mind if we get back to the task at hand?"
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"Meeseeks don't usually have to exist this long."
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"It's getting weird."
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"I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty."
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"You know, it'll be really easy to rape us after that."
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"- We're gonna be okay, Rick. - How?"
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"They took my portal gun."
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"This is an open-and-shut case, Morty."
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"You know, what do you think's gonna happen,"
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"some magical angel's gonna show up and then-"
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"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!"
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"I smell the violation of civil liberties!"
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"Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group"
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"and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss."
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"These little men were never read their giant rights"
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"and are therefore free-fi to fo-home."
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"W-what the hell is he talking about?"
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"They're free to go, is what I meant."
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"Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick?"
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"All right, Morty, looks like the portal gun's still working."
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"You ready to head home?"
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"Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Rick?"
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"You know, we're gonna go find some treasure or something"
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"Morty, cut your losses."
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"Oh, boy, Morty."
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"Usually, walking down the courthouse steps"
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"What do you say, Morty?"
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"I say give me a hand, sidekick."
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"Let me try!"
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"I'm going out."
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"Wait. What?"
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"Well, you're busy."
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"Do you want me to be happy or do you want me to be in prison?"
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"Whoa, whoa, where in the hell is"
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"I'll take you to dinner."
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"Why did you even rope me into this?"
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"Well, what about me?"
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"Well, that one over there roped me into this."
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"Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves"
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"scaling down 650,000 oversized steps."
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"this part wouldn't be included, stupid."
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