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Clips from Rick and Morty - Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate (S02E02)

"Nano-scalpel."
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"I'm a good person,"
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"That's not how it works!"
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"I'm octopus man!"
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"I'm octopus man!"
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"I'm a marine biologist who was bitten by an octopus."
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"And now I'm... I help people."
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"I'm a troublesome octopus person."
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"I got to save some trouble"
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"'cause here comes a trouble mite."
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"have to rely on juvenile violence?"
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"Maybe the species that communicate with each other"
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"Maybe your problems are your own to deal with,"
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"and maybe the public giving a shit about your feelings"
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"is a one-way ticket to extinction! Geez, Morty."
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"Okay, guys, let's go home."
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"- Where's dad? - Breaking news."
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"by the human known as Jerry Smith."
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"It's cool. It's fine."
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"- Are you sure? - I don't know."
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"Sir, put the gun down"
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"and step away from Mr. pibbles!"
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"Where did he get a gun? Who gave him a gun?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"I'm a good person."
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"...Vanilla..."
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"...Chocolate..."
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"...Just like you're back home."
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"No, you were shot like 50 times."
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"57. Thankfully, you're in a super-sophisticated"
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"alien hospital,"
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"All... all I wanted was for everyone to like me."
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"and called you a dumb-ass, so you replied and told them,"
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""it takes one to know one," and you stayed up all night"
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"hitting "refresh" on your browser"
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"waiting for them to reply and then you fell asleep crying?"
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"I remember it differently."
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"This is like that. You can't make people like you."
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"You just have to wait for hating you to bore them."
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"You know, you're right."
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"I shouldn't be motivated"
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"All right, guys, let's go home."
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"- With my family. - What?!"
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"What are you talking about?! Why would we do that?!"
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"Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. We'll go home. What the hell is he talking about?!"
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"Give me my eyeholes! I'm eyehole man! That part of the cupboard is mine, Jerry!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Dr. glip glop is the best in the galaxy."
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"Hello, I'm Dr. glip glop."
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"Have you ever been to a Pizza contest?"
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"We pretty much nailed it the first time."
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"Ow!"
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"- where it pits a man... - Yeah!"
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"I mean, wouldn't the cars always win?"
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"he comes bursting in through a window"
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"- We're worried about Jerry. - Well, you're 39 years too late,"
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"Relax, Mr. Smith. You're in an alien hospital."
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"That's right, assholes."
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"And tell shrimply pibbles"
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""how did I get here?""
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"Hello?!"
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"How did I get here?! Somebody, help me, please!"
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"where there's eight jan Michael Vincents..."
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"by making incisions here, here, and here."
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"Oh, absolutely."
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"Beth's automatically on board always"
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"can get to us."
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"Um, longtime fan of the show. Uh..."
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"- Get him out of here. - What?"
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"Take him out of the audience. Kill him. Sic him."
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"Oh, I don't think you do."
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"Who could argue with a wife's decision"
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"if the universe needed his penis?!"
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"You hungry? Come on down."
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"Just kidding."
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"You've got some time to kill before the procedure,"
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"It's got the alien Internet on it."
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"to the right side of the screen like that? I don't know, Morty. See what else is on, huh?"
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"Oh, my God, and his name's pichael."
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"He's got his own news show. He's got a normal name."
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"how much money that must save production."
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"I know all of you are wondering"
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"I prefer my own penis, and so should you!"
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"to his ongoing battle with heroin dependency."
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"You realize heroin makes up 10% of the atmosphere"
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"and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem."
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"They take the dinglebop,"
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"There's several hizards in the way."
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"Stay away from my personal space."
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"I'm not even interested in having this skin"
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"Wait! That was an option the whole time?!"
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"Yeah. We suck. Are you still here?"
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"- Scalpel. - Scalpel."
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"Mr. Smith? What are you doing? Are you insane?!"
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"Well, you're gonna make it work."
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"with your delicate sensibilities, you know?"
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"are less evolved than the ones that just communicate!"
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"Holy crap!"
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"Nooooo!"
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"Was it all a dream?"
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"by other people's opinions of me."
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"It's a stupid idea! What's the matter with you!? Don't be a piece of shit, Jerry!"
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"Nano-scalpel."
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"Get up on out of here with my eyeholes!"
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"your genitals can be molded into a functioning heart"
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"We need one jan Michael Vincent"
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"# oh, geez, oh"
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"- Yay! Called it! - Yes! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Oh, uh, Mr. Smith?"
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"I'm your host Phillip Jacobs,"
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"Unfortunately, there's no surgical procedure"
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"Okay. We're ready."
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"What is going on? Aah! Give me my eyeholes! Give me my eyeholes!"
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"Why do you even have those?!"
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"Oh, no."
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"Not so fast!"
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"Aah!"
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"I'm the only one that's allowed to have eye holes."
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"All right, here we go."
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"Shrimply pibbles is being held hostage"
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