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Clips from Rick and Morty - Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate (S02E02)

"I am a tax attorney."
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"# forget about everybody else"
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"# forget about Jesus Christ"
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"# Ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-bop"
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"the end."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"Hey, um, security guards, take him out."
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"Get the orthodontist out of here."
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"Suck his life out."
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"I don't give a shit."
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"- Smith family? - Yes?"
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"I wanted to let you all know that Jerry is doing just fine."
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"That's good news! But, uh, Mrs. Smith, could you come with me?"
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"Hi, honey, so, here's the thing..."
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"remove my penis and use it as an alien's heart."
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"And we just need you to sign off on it."
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"- What?! - Uh-oh."
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"His penis will be replaced with a sophisticated prosthetic."
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"Now, there's a wide range of options to choose from."
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"They're all in this catalogue."
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"I don't care about prosthetics. This is insane."
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"What do you people think you're doing?"
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"I understand your feelings, Mrs. Smith."
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"I bring my husband in for emergency treatment."
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"And now you want his penis, and you hand me some... Catalog."
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"It's... it's... it's... it's... I mean..."
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"Sheesh."
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"Well, there you go. Sorry."
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"I know it's hard to understand, but on earth, love comes first."
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"There are those that believe, Mr. Smith,"
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"that shrimply pibbles represents love between all life."
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"the fate of hundreds of billions of sentient life-forms."
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"Hundreds of billions."
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"I mean, Jerry, y-you didn't explain"
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"the full gravity of the situation."
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"In fact, the whole paradigm has sexist overtones."
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"You know, I think the bottom line is, Jerry,"
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"if you want to keep your penis, you should say, out loud,"
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"Well, Jerry, what kind of wife would I be"
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"if I did anything to stand in your way?"
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"Hey, listen,"
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"is your mouth tiny and small?"
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"- Then why don't you come to lil' bits... - Lil' bits!"
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"where the food is tiny."
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"Mmm! Little, tiny fried eggs."
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"use your penis one last time."
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"Here's my computer."
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"I actually got that on another planet."
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"- Good luck. - Thanks."
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"Hmm."
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"I forgot to mention,"
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"- to the purely pornographic. - Absolutely!"
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"Good luck."
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"Mr. pibbles, you just wrote my penis"
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"It's the opposite news with Michael Thompson."
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"Hey, everybody. It's me, Michael Thompson."
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"Today the pope didn't get killed."
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"Hey, Rick, what's the deal with this guy?"
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"W-why is his body, like, sloping off"
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"Hey, welcome to "cooking things.""
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"Hey, wait a minute, Rick."
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"This guy's body is, like, sloping down"
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"and leaning off to screen left."
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"I'm cooking a little bit of this."
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"I'm gonna cook a little bit of that."
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"Oh, oh, hey! Stop tugging, Michael!"
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"They're... they're siamese twins!"
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"You quit tugging. I-I'm in the middle of my news."
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"Oh, oh, it's always about you, isn't it?"
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"Can you believe this guy, ladies and gentlemen?"
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"It's like, "oh, Michael.""
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"I don't want to be that girl,"
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"if they didn't shoot their shows at the same time."
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"And then they found out I was attached,"
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"along for the ride, and they said, "ah, shit.""
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"Well, just fuck it, call him pichael.""
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"Fuck you, pichael. You're a fucking piece of shit."
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"#"
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"Good afternoon."
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"Let's hear it again for shrimply pibbles, huh?"
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"I've only just been learning about his accomplishments,"
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"from his march on flirk blirk square"
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"Um, yeah."
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"Well, I-it occurs to me that his heroin addiction"
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"may not have been a matter of public record."
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"His planet was destroyed by clorgon death squads."
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"He can't live outside of it without breathing heroin."
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"The schleem is then repurposed for later batches."
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"where the fleeb is rubbed against it."
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"It's important that the fleeb is rubbed"
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"Then a schlami shows up,"
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"and he rubs it and spits on it."
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"They cut the fleeb."
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"The blamfs rub against the chumbles."
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"I always wondered how, uh, plumbuses got made."
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"Hey, welcome back to "personal space.""
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"Whoa, whoa. Hey. Who's around me right now?"
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"Who's around me?"
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"Now, why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up"
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"and let's get some stepped-up personal space"
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"up in this place."
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"Here we go."
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"Five..."
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"Seven..."
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"Keep away from that personal space."
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"Eight, personal space."
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"You know, I take personal space pretty seriously,"
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"Gross!"
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"What an asshole!"
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"the show we all grew and love..."
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""the personal space show.""
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"More "personal space" next Tuesday at 8:00."
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"with Samantha and the boys on "the northsiders.""
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"If you could all just stop screaming and chanting"
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"excuse me. Come on."
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"trying to weasel out of his penis donation"
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"has spread across the galaxy."
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"Beings everywhere have come together"
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"to offer what little they have to help save shrimply's life."
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"I can't leave now. Everyone hates me."
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