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Clips from Rick and Morty - Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate (S02E02)

"the second freezer drawer is mine."
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"What?"
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"the best doctor in the ga... laxy."
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"It's like those Pizza places"
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"that claim to have the best Pizza in the world."
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"Coming through. What are you here for?"
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"Just kidding. I don't care."
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"#"
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"- I don't understand. - Yeah, me, neither."
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"On tonight's episode,"
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"Michael Jenkins fights a regular old car."
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"I guess that's another one for the cars."
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"Samantha, I need to know,"
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"I do. I do understand about your eyeholes."
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"Here, look at my eyeholes."
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"Is he... is he 50?"
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"I mean, to you, it's an alien hospital."
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"An hour ago, shrimply pibbles,"
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"My God."
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"It's perfect."
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"the ratio of thickness to elasticity,"
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"the delicate asymmetry of what you call your balls,"
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"Have respect, yarp."
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"And even if he did, he wouldn't comprehend them."
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"It's funny to say they are big."
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"where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses"
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"I've got such-and-such for a penis.""
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"I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
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"We understand genocide. We do it sometimes."
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"Take my penis. Take it all!"
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"that when the galaxy came calling,"
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"What's up with her face?"
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"Is she human, or is she like worf?"
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"how he has all that shit all over his face,"
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"Morty, uh, let's see what else is on, huh? Okay."
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"Here's our first person."
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"All right!"
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"Holy crap! Look, it's that lady with the shit on her face"
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"like worf from "Star Trek" that was getting coffee!"
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"Oh, my God, Morty, how did she get there?"
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"Calling all jan Michael Vincents."
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"and 16 quadrants,"
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"to make it to a quadrant."
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"I'm trying to remember, Morty."
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"This jan-uary,"
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"That's jan Michaels."
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"All right, Morty! You've done it."
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"So, we'll be detaching your sexual organ at the base"
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"Got it."
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"Leaving a partial length of severed urethra"
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"I'm having a little laugh at myself"
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"Starting with common office objects."
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"That's it. I'm calling security."
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"151/2 brapples."
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"I need a volunteer from the audience."
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"Okay, here we go. Hit... hit the music."
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"# I'm a tax attorney"
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"Oh, my God. Oh, that was so, so funny."
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"these guys... they want to completely"
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"Maybe we got a problem here after all, guys. Yikes."
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"He's gone an hour."
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"Whoa! Whoa. So, billions of life-forms?"
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"to keep her lover intact?"
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"Well, I don't think that's fair at all, Jerry. At all."
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"Beth, can we talk about this privately."
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""I prefer to keep my penis.""
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"But, Beth, what kind of man would say something like that"
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"It looks like regular food, but really tiny."
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"You can put it in your mouth and eat it."
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"Nothing gets stuck in your lips."
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"It's just tiny and tiny and fits right..."
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"- fits right in. - Lil' bits!"
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"We got tiny lasagna, tiny Pizza, tiny pie."
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"so I assume you'd like to, uh,"
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"Here's some porn."
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"And there's an alien towel."
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"So it is an alien towel to me."
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"there are extensive medical records open on my desktop,"
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"and I trust you to confine your activities"
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"My God!"
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"I'm pichael Thompson."
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"Oh, my God! Siamese twins!"
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"- Hey, flip back to the news. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"They had that one planned"
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"before they even got pregnant, I bet."
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"but maybe there would be less conflict"
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"Oh, summer, you have no idea"
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"about the condition of our dear, beloved pibbles."
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"The brave earth man whose sacrifice"
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"is going to allow shrimply pibbles to live..."
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"Mr. Jerry Smith."
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"Hello, everyone!"
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"He's the best."
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"Right. I know that. I just think..."
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"Plumbuses."
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"Everyone has a plumbus in their home."
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"and they push it through the grumbo,"
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"because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice."
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"And the ploobis and grumbo are shaved away."
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"That leaves you with a regular, old plumbus."
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"We get a one, personal space."
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"Two, personal space."
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"Three, stay out of my personal space."
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"Four, keep away from my personal space."
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"Get out of that personal space."
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"Nine, personal space."
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"up to the point that I don't even care about this..."
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"on my personal space."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Up next, the heat is turning up"
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"and making whatever that gesture means..."
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"Please, everyone, I have news about shrimply pibbles."
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"Word of Jerry Smith"
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"Enough to pay for a brand-new, state-of-the-art synthetic heart"
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"that will be even better than Mr. Smith's pathetic penis."
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"Okay, Jerry. Let's head home."
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"that can fix that."
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"Or is there?"
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"- Nano-doctor. - Nano-doctor."
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