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Clips from American Dad! - Vision: Impossible (S09E09)

"Oh, my God, for my birthday!"
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"Okay, I got my birthday all planned out."
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"then swim across the lake after midnight."
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"a couple of months ago?"
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"So, who's in for the Loko lake swim?"
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"Oh, look, they're doing an exhibit on Augustus Seatbelt,"
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"the inventor of the airbag."
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"Hello?!"
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"No, it's a raccoon."
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"I'm gonna go do something on the edge like skydiving,"
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"or trying on underwear at Marshall's."
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"but she only goes for jocks."
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"'cause you'll never be a jock."
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"we'd have one hell of a picture."
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"Oh, my God, how long was I out?"
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"Mom, Dad, thank you for not listening to Roger."
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"which means you're probably alive."
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"You're being fired by a baby."
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"Well, that's impossible, unless it was Dr. Baby,"
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"Yeah, so did we."
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"I think you're gonna lose your job."
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"You see, when I'm engaged with a patient,"
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"He's dead!"
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"to get out of this one."
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"I see you on a beach... with a guy!"
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"I wouldn't dread hanging out with him."
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"How dare you?!"
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"a set of keys..."
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"That's ridiculous, Roger."
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"Roger, what could happen?"
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"full of dangerous ideas and attitudes."
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"Safety off!"
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"There are no actual safety precautions in this museum!"
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"Francine, grab that wheelchair!"
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"I wrote this 14 minutes ago,"
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"you asked me that exact stupid question."
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"Now do what I say!"
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"Oh, my God, it hurts!"
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"I can't believe that Roger can see the future."
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"Excuse me, Miss. Are you all right?"
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"He's not gonna call."
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"Somebody needed to tell you."
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"That was amazing, Roger!"
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"He picked every horse!"
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"He... Knew that you'd want to eat chili dogs for lunch."
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"And then he... Knew in the third race"
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"Come here, you..."
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"Roger, what's so funny?"
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"I say go for it."
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"Hey, uh, I was gonna go take a dip in the pool."
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"How-how's that work out for me?"
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"Do I end up watching it with you?"
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"I want to say something funny."
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"Is that too much?"
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"Steve, dump that and get yourself another salad."
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"Does something happen to me if I eat this salad?"
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"No, I'm just using common sense."
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"we care what you see."
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"At least let us come with you!"
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"if you leave the house."
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"Slam that door if I get really rich soon!"
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"There might be a lesson to learn from this"
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"Red light!"
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"Huh."
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"Lunch'll be here in 20 minutes."
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"He's gross."
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"Dah, you caught me."
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"What the..."
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"Oh, Roger, what a relief!"
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"But how have you survived?"
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"The toilet paper ran out before the food,"
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"we stopped needing toilet paper."
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"Eng..."
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"I haven't even been gone a month."
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"Oh, uh, yeah, sure."
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"Soba slasha on..."
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"Steve's right."
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"How useless was that Costco"
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"There are tracks in it."
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"And it's set to the highest strength level."
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"Cuddles!"
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"Wait a minute."
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"You don't think he got into my protein powder"
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"Life is risky,"
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"I mean, we can't go through life"
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"Yeah, it's like when Eddie Murphy"
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"All we have to do is get out of the house."
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"That'll distract him long enough for us to get the boards off."
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"Damn right!"
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"Stop, stop! Stop it!"
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"# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #"
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"What a surprise!"
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"You guys!"
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"I almost had a heart attack!"
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"I want us all to drink a bunch of Four Lokos,"
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"I really don't think it's that far across."
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"It looks real close."
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"You made us ride ATVs on Ted Nugent's ranch"
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"without his permission."
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"Fine, you caught me. It's not my birthday."
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"But that's the only day of the year"
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"I can get you nervous Nellies to do anything adventurous."
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"Look, Roger, we're all for trying new things,"
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"but that sounds too dangerous."
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"Yeah, if new things are so great,"
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"where have they been all this time?"
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"Well, well, well, what have we here?"
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"Discount coupons to the American Safety Museum?!"
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"Using these!"
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"We're not going to any stupid safety museum."
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"Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?"
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"You guys will not believe what's in this towel."
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"A baby! A baby you gave birth to"
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"and you didn't even know you were pregnant!"
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"It just popped out on the lawn."
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"You thought you were just taking a "D" on the lawn,"
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"but surprise, it wasn't a deuce,"
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"it was a baby and it's in that towel!"
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"Show me that baby!"
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