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Clips from Family Guy - Peterotica (S04E04)

"Wow. You usually expect these places to be dirty."
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"No, it's pretty clean. Carol Burnett works part time as a janitor."
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"she was really saying good night to her mom."
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"Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo."
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"They're polyurethane sex toys, Joe."
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"And even if they were, who cares?"
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"Yeah. You break all the rules, eh?"
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"Yeah, that's right. Vote for Taft, you dirty girl."
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"Oh, that's the exit."
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"Meg, I need you to baby-sit Stewie tomorrow afternoon."
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"Mom, you know I go to the mall on Saturdays."
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"Yeah. It's an erotic book. I bought it at that sex shop."
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"I got to tell you though, I've read four chapters"
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"'"Much Ado About Humping. '" Well, sounds sexy."
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"What the hell is that? That's not sexy."
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""That book get a room. " Yeah."
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""I was highly disappointed by your erotic novel."
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""Here's what I would have wrote."
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""'He ripped off her lab coat and she grabbed his metallic extension. '"
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"- Really? - I'm no school administrator,"
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"but there's an extension program going on in my trousers."
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""Zanzibar knew he couldn't control"
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""and then they totally did it."
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"I felt like I was right there on Planet Niptune."
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"Wow! Maybe you should think about publishing it."
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"he might even give you some money to do it yourself."
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"than when I had that rat farm in the basement."
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"Armando, do you have the rent?"
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"But the land, she gives us nothing."
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"It's been two months, Armando."
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"Perhaps we can work out another arrangement."
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"Yes. Yes."
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"He takes the beam."
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"The spectators hold their breath as Stewie Griffin"
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"I sure did, Kathy. That was impressive. Here comes the dismount."
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"Damn you, Chris! Look what you've done!"
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"I'm training for the Olympics,"
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"Look at him. Look how fat he is."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh, my God! That was even cooler"
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"than playing with the speech function on my Macintosh."
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"And I've got a proposal that I guarantee you can't refuse."
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"Yeah. Mr. Pewterschmidt gave me $5 for these Xeroxes,"
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"There you go. Thanks for reading."
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"I'd like to use your ass as a bongo drum?"
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"Yes."
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"Peter Griffin. Thanks for reading."
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"'"or maybe some kind of Spanish. '""
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"And it's weather-treated with a mixture"
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"My client was injured listening to this audio book."
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"What? Why?"
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"after battling the rancor."
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"I need you to go down to 54th and Main, talk to the suspect's wife."
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"While you're there, see if you can get"
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yeah. I'm going to kill you."
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"Daddy, what are you doing?"
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"and perhaps just as serious, my wife left me!"
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"- Should we give Elmo a bath? - Yeah."
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"No, I haven't. Yeah, fathead."
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"Daddy, don't talk to Peter like that."
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"The least you can do is be grateful."
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"Oh, all right."
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"Then it's settled. You're staying with us."
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"I promise you'll love it here,"
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"And I'll be here to entertain you and love my life"
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"Me!"
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"Huh? Oh, yeah. I couldn't figure that one out."
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"Um, what is that?"
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"Daddy? Did you"
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"No. I was hoping you would..."
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"I should never have come here."
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"Boy, that was really gay."
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"So I wanted to show you it's not so bad living like a regular guy."
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"Well, I was right to trust you with it then."
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"when we finally get inside and see Renee Zellweger"
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"Jude Law and Renee Zellweger"
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"You know, I never thought about it till now,"
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"Where did you get these?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"What's happening?"
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"Carter, somehow you and me are gonna find a way to get rich."
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"Well, I say we start out small, Carter."
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"Here's my plan."
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"But you got to spend money to make money, champ. Moving on."
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"All right. Now we play it cool."
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"Would you like to buy some pot from your granddaddy and me?"
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"What the hell was that for?"
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"Now we have the pot and the money."
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"You sure this is gonna work, Peter?"
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"Come on. You saw me on that boat. I was wearing a blazer."
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"I think you could respect that."
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"Turn off the camera!"
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"That's his character. That's how..."
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"No! Forget it. Forget it."
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"And we will be back."
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"All right, everybody. This is a..."
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"Oh, well, for God's sake!"
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"Are... Are you robbers?"
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"My MasterCard's in there. Although, to be honest,"
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"Oh, um..."
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"Well, that's... You know what?"
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"Well, I can't in all good conscience take that, then."
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"No. I'm a working man myself."
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"- No. It's tough out there. - Yeah."
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"- You got to find a way. - It's tough, it is."
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"But it stops at the predesignated stops."
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"- Okay. How much is coach? - $12 for coach."
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"Well, he's a senior..."
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"We're gonna be lower middle-class Americans forever."
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"Seriously, we may as well just be dead."
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"You know what, Peter? That's not true."
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"When you're rich, you don't own your possessions,"
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"your possessions own you."
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"Honey, we're rich again."
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"Peter, listen to me. Money doesn't matter."
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"10 years ago Daddy offered to give us $10 million,"
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"- What? - Yes."
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"it's about being together."
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"It's not about taking expensive trips."
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"Guys, this is the best dirty bookstore in town."
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