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Clips from 30 Rock - The Fabian Strategy (S05E05)

"I can't believe I tried to clean my bathtub for this!"
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"Welcome to adulthood."
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"where he is drinking scotch and playing Snood."
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"Why?"
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"Funkyvintagewallpaper. Com"
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"Have you seen my eyes, Lemon?"
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"Would you rather let go of your precious autonomy"
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"and second of all, you know that I have Life Alert."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I don't know."
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"Do you see something, uh..."
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"I was looking it over, and I've realized something..."
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"Okay, I get it."
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"This is hard for me, too, Pete,"
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"but you always have to wear a shirt made out of their pubes,"
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"I came back."
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"That's just something that happens to people"
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"Oh, my God! Right. Thank you."
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"Two minutes to air. Cast, please set yourself."
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"Is that what "Raggazi Robusti" means?"
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"The fabulous James and I came up with an excellent idea."
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"Soul mate doesn't even begin to do it justice."
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"Pube shirt."
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"No, Tom Jones! No!"
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"Newark - Atlantic City, Atlantic City to Newark,"
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"Good meeting."
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"You can't just do the vacation part."
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"Not just the show. I mean you."
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"You think maybe that's what Avery wanted all along?"
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"Hang on. What is this pay increase for Jenna?"
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"They gave me a tote bag with "The Mentalist" on it!"
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"Because with my untrained eyes, the strie is bland, and the, uh..."
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"Lemon, Avery and I are perfect together,"
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"In order for this merger to stay attractive"
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"Did you know that if you're a pilot,"
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"Liz, the writers can't take a car service at night anymore."
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"Oh, she wants to redecorate? She just moved in."
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"Good night, Miss Maroney. Good night, Mr. Jordan."
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"And pilots get all these travel points at Starwind hotels."
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"Do you know what a prize I am in the gay community?"
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"He ran away, Lemon."
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"on Paul Allen's yacht."
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"But... I've been here since the Jack Parr Show!"
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"Thank you, Jack."
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"like whiskey and hunting."
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"Damn it, Lemon! It has to be Elk Tongue!"
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"We have these great visits together,"
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"Liz, get in on this."
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"I saw Mr. T in a Pizza Hut."
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"I'm just saying I'm happy for you."
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"I'm not as strong as that guy."
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"Well, I'm glad to hear that you've almost vanquished your girlfriend."
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"Six!"
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"If I threw you in front of a car it would drive right through you!"
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"Hey, K-K-K-K!"
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"Yo. I'm calling to say that I'm giving you 110% this year."
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"Hey, I couldn't get a room in any of the Starwinds this weekend."
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"No, no. I-I'd rather not say. It's shameful."
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"And I am flanking her..."
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"- It would work, right? - Of course it would work."
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"- Wow! Yes! - Me too!"
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"and I can feel you resisting it."
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"All right. Let's each say one thing about ourselves"
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"I love this show."
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"First thing I need is tequila."
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"And she was still asleep, so I didn't have to be gentle."
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"Are you sure? Think about it again."
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"Mr. Jordan!"
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"I've always been curious."
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"Obviously, I'm going to need the tote bag."
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"Oh, no! I missed it! Do it again!"
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"And... send."
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"I mean, do you see how good we are together?"
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"Grace, your position has been terminated. Effective immediately."
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"See you October 14!"
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"You're in an "adult dude" situation."
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"Of course it would!"
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"I'm in Lambert, Saint Louis, and I can see the arch from here."
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"Jenna has some crazy stuff built into her contract that kicks in now."
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"the whole world will see whether they like it or not."
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"Of course. I knew that."
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"I mean, the bathtubs are so much cleaner than at home."
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"He doesn't stay with you when he's here?"
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"A line item budget!"
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"Did you ever see a UFO up there?"
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"I'll have you know that I wore sandals this summer."
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"And now, as with all studio audiences,"
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"Welcome to the Late Show with David Letterman."
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"I finally got him to sleep."
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"And you versus Carol? How's that going?"
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"You're not real!"
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"Or that your favorite color is rainbow?"
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"No! No! Sir! I am real!"
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"Hey, Liz. Would you rather..."
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"Take my producing fee"
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"I never thought you'd make it this far, Lemon."
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"James was a plant!"
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"and gain a nice architectural symmetry."
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"with both Anglophiles and pedophiles."
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"You know, this is healthy, Lemon. Where is Carol now?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Yes!"
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"Hannibal defeated Fabian with a decoy army!"
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