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Clips from 30 Rock - The Fabian Strategy (S05E05)

"And for four glorious weeks,"
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"like a young Bo Derek stuffed with a Barry Goldwater."
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"No more making love on the beach"
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"surrounded by a privacy circle of English-trained butlers"
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"How was your summer?"
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"Now, anyway, the weather's great,"
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"Good-bye."
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"we have to seem like a sexy, profitable company,"
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"on the otherwise flawless face of Universal Media."
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"Tracy's head size keeps changing."
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"Oh, boy."
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"Eye contact."
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"Eye contact."
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"and find out how Martinizing works."
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"I'm not Kenneth, sir."
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"You are not in a real relationship, Lemon."
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"to the same house,"
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"and the other one says,"
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""Please, Avery, I'm using the commode right now.""
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"Avery has opinions. I love her for that."
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"I prefer the color that's already there..."
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"A reddish brown shade called Elk Tongue."
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"If I say no,"
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"Before you know it, she'll have me wearing jeans and reading fiction."
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"from the Roman general Quintus Fabius Maximus."
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"Rather than engage in battle, he would retreat and retreat"
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"until the enemy grew fatigued and eventually made a mistake."
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"You're in no position to judge."
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"It takes people and turns them into amounts of money."
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"You should fire Grace from wardrobe. She doesn't do anything."
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"I'll do it."
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"of this sentence."
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"What a shit job."
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"This is a woman's blazer"
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"from a very expensive blazer shop called Rico's."
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"I'm sorry, but my heart is playing tricks on my eyes,"
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"No, Tracy, it's normal."
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"Kenneth was very special to you, and now he's gone."
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"Like the World Cup."
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"No, this place is too full of memories!"
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"Okay, well, we've only been back to work like an hour."
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"for the rest of your life"
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"So, Carol, you ever join the Mile High Club?"
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"But it would be nice staying together at your place, right?"
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"I just want you to have what Avery and I have."
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"is that on my Sadness Scavenger Hunt?"
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"Her name is the Barefoot Contessa, Lemon,"
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"No! You do not exist! I am in control of this!"
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"Stop, wait, no. "The Barefoot Contessa.""
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"Me too! This is one of the three things in the world I like:"
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"And when Muppets present at awards shows?"
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"We're like Geoffrey and Ina."
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"I need to know where this relationship is going,"
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"Oh, that's not so great."
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"I want grown-up love!"
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"I noticed that she had some paint samples in her purse,"
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"and now she's sleeping peacefully"
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"while Fabius has retreated to his den"
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"Uh-huh. Does Avery's work e-mail go right to her phone?"
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"Oh, Lemon, don't! She keeps her Blackberry in bed with her!"
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"This Jenna promotion is the greatest thing"
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"that has ever happened to me."
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"Yesterday, I went to the gym."
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"And this morning I made love to my wife."
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"That's one of the most upsetting things I have ever imagined."
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"I've crunched the numbers, and it's cheaper for us"
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"She's sending her army into unknown territory."
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"Avery has really made a misstep here."
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"I'm a Bear, and I'm a Daddy."
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"I'm a Daddy Bear."
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"or would you rather teach your cat to dial 9-1-1?"
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"It would know anything I knew!"
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"I love you, Kenwood!"
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"Why don't you come back home to TGS"
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"And the rice."
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"James, tell me, which one of these do you like?"
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"...wallpaper just looks busy."
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"here that you like?"
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"That's my girl! You are el fuego!"
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"There's one too many producers, Pete."
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"I thought you left."
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"who change altitude more than four times a day."
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"No. That was because why does Geico"
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"They have the caveman, the lizard,"
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"Look, Liz, I want this, but if we're going to go for it,"
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"Look, you have to get back to the airport, I have a show,"
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"Wait. What?"
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"Okay. That was a step."
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"Yeah."
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"You're wearing a beautiful blazer from Rico's Husky Boy collection."
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"She's your pube shirt."
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"Good night, Moon Song Park from accounting."
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"Sir? Is it really you?"
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"- Lemon, it's Jack. - Who Jackie?"
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"Oh, Lemon. Avery and I just got back from the most amazing vacation"
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"my naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the 3 S's..."
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"surf, sun, and..."
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"- Sandwiches? - We didn't need sandwiches, Lemon."
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"It was so warm,"
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"you could pick fully-cooked lobsters out of the water."
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"Avery is the most perfect woman ever created..."
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"You sound weird. Do you have a beard?"
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"Not for long."
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"But I've got to get out of island mode and back into work mode."
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"And I'm back."
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"Hey, Lizzie. I'm about to take off."
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"Oh."
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"and I just have to go Saint Louis - Newark,"
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"and then I'll be there."
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"Who flies Newark to Atlantic City?"
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"Black bachelorette parties. Gotta go."
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"Hello?"
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"I'm relaxed, I'm focused,"
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"and I'm gonna be churning out the good stuff like you've never seen."
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"Oh, I misdialed. I thought I was calling my nutritionist."
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"Okay. Season 5, here we go."
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"on the back of my kid's art."
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"to our friends at KableTown,"
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"and we're almost pulling it off."
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"Only NBC continues to be the engorged whitehead"
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