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Clips from That '70s Show - That '70s Pilot (S01E01)

"Eric."
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"What the hell happened to Bob's hair?"
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"Beats me."
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"Boy, just when you think you've seen everything."
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"Okay. Pigs in a blanket. Hot. Hot."
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"Kitty, is that your Toyota in the drive?"
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"Yeah, it's mine."
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"I tell you, the last time I was that close to a Japanese machine..."
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"it was shooting at me."
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"Honey, it is the gas crisis. What can you do?"
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"offered me a lousy $400 trade-in on the Vista Cruiser."
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"Yeah, what you gonna do?"
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"- What you got there, Eric? - Beer."
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"I intend to, sir."
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"Honey."
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"They're warm."
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"I see that every day."
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"Good news."
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"Have I told you how incredibly attractive you are, Eric?"
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"No."
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"I remember, 'cause you said not to say anything in front of Eric."
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"Let's focus on what's important here, people."
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"This is the proudest day of my life."
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"Whoa, yeah"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"Bigger than the left one."
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"Why are we watching this without the sound?"
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"I am totally confused."
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"Here, use the earphone."
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"Todd Rundgren."
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"When?"
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"- And you. - Good."
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"Thank you for telling me, Michael."
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"Yep, me, too. Sit down!"
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"because I know you really don't like my friends."
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"- Did you tell them that? - No."
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"Also, I didn't think you'd be interested in Todd Rundgren."
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"I mean, like you said, he's no Frampton."
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"I love Todd Runddamen."
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"Remember the night we listened to it? We can have fun at the concert, too."
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"Especially in the car on the way back."
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"Jackie, I guess you're going to the concert with us."
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"I can't wait."
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"So, Michael, you wanna go back to my house..."
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"You kids have fun. Bye."
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"Minute you turn your back, they go at it like dogs."
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"No."
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"We're alone now."
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"Eric, relax."
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"We've lived next door to each other forever."
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"I want you."
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"Eric, it's a car."
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"Let's just leave these two kids alone."
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"Say, hey there, Donna. Hey, Dad."
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"You know, you may not realize it..."
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"- So it's all downhill from here, sir? - Yeah."
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"Michael, who is this guy?"
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"I, too, must go to the bathroom. Eric?"
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"are we gonna have to deal with the whole Jackie experience?"
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"I..."
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"I'm hooked on a feeling"
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"Even if we do get it, we're gonna need some serious gas money..."
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"This whole gas shortage bites."
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"Who is getting a boat?"
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"The oil companies control everything."
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"No, it's a car."
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"Only, you put water in the gas tank instead of gas."
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"I never heard of this car."
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"Jackie's good for gas money."
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"and the hospital is so close..."
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"I can take the Toyota to work, and your mom can take the bus."
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"Then I'll drop you off on my way to the plant."
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"- No, I don't wanna be any trouble. - Then Eric can take you."
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"Okay. Excuse me."
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"- Am I getting the car? - We didn't say that."
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"Things don't just drop into your lap, Eric. Not in this life."
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"A car is a responsibility."
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"You'll need insurance."
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"Do you have any idea how much insurance is?"
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"A car is a privilege."
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"A car is not a bedroom on wheels."
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"And no doughnuts, either."
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"Ants."
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"So..."
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"do I get the car?"
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"clean the attic."
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"- Eric? - Kelso."
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"- Taking her for a spin? - Yes, sir."
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"Have a good time."
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"One more thing. Very important. About the car."
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"Have fun."
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"- It's your car. Do you wanna go? - But he's God."
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"Eric, you are a 17-year-old man."
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"I'm gonna go with whatever you say. It's your decision."
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"And my decision is:"
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"The kids are off. I wonder where they're going."
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"I told them not to."
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"- He can't take the car out of town. - I'm not calling his dad."
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"Jackie, parents talk to each other about how we screw up."
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"Yes, aqua and yellow..."
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"blah, blah, blah, yak, yak, yak."
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"Speaking of kids..."
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"wasn't it lucky Triple-A pulled Eric's butt out of the fire..."
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"I'm grounding him for 10 years."
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"with plenty of pointless rules and advice."
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"Hey, everybody! Let's hustle!"
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"Guys. We are in the middle of nowhere..."
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"That's a really sweet deal, my friend, but how about this?"
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"It's either that or none of us go."
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"- So who's out? - There's always Jackie."
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"God hates me."
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"How can you say God hates you? At least you have a woman's love."
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"Be happy, whore."
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"Guys. Randy's date is a man."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"No, it's a Boy Scout belt. The buckle's got a thing you..."
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"Yeah."
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"concerts..."
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"friends."
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"What a great night."
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