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Clips from Friends - The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie (S04E04)

"Mm-mm. Mm."
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"No. Answer his."
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"That joke would have killed in Albany."
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"Done! I did it."
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"Who's stupid now?"
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"Look! They're lighting the big Christmas tree tonight."
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"Um, that paper is two weeks old."
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"I really wanted to take Kathy to this."
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"...then my birthday, then bang!"
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"I want somebody!"
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"I know what I'm giving you for Christmas."
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"I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before?"
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"No accountants."
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"I was making headway."
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"Maybe they meant to write "Quiet, Bitch.""
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"All right. You're hired!"
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"I do now."
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"I'm not looking to get serious."
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"By the way, that is her full name."
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"Wow! I'm free for her."
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"Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free."
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"I don't know what that is, but let's!"
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"I'm writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?"
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"- Pheebs, that's great! PHOEBE: Oh, yay!"
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"But you know, uh, Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel."
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"I know, but it's so hard. Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!"
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"Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable."
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"All good. Thanks."
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"Really?"
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"Will I like any of these guys?"
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"You know, I'm going to, uh..."
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"You work with robots?"
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"I like swimmers' bodies."
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"MONICA: All right, I'm going to work."
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"The one from Poughkeepsie, though two hours away, is pretty..."
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"If she's no fun, why date her at all?"
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"If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun. She's stupid and racist."
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"They baked it."
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"You're still on fire there."
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"You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?"
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"I see."
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"You telling him I want a fling and me putting out..."
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"...he's so going to get the wrong idea!"
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"I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey."
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"Hey, Dragon!"
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"There's Chilean sea bass with a mango relish..."
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"Why is nobody writing these?"
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"We can remember them."
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"Because you'll make up fake specials and make me cook them?"
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"For the last two weeks I have, uh..."
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"...tried hard to create a positive atmosphere."
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"No, ma'am."
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"...and $238 in the other. And I was thinking..."
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"We had a deal! It's why you're here. I've got to fire you!"
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"And I got to pay rent!"
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"Ross doesn't decorate his tree with floss..."
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"Bad dream?"
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"Just end them both!"
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"You're right. Thank you."
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"Patrick just, uh, ended things with me."
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"I'm sure you're right. But why?"
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"You should never be allowed to talk to people!"
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"You'll meet somebody."
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"It doesn't matter."
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"Have you ever been with a woman?"
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"There is no good time to ask that question."
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"MONICA: Very funny."
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"If you want me to quit this bad then..."
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"I just, uh, wasn't listening then, that's all."
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"If you want a problem, I'll give you a problem!"
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"No."
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"What if I dance covered in sauce? You think it's funny?"
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"What?"
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"Yes, we are."
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"Wait."
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"No, but it's only a two-hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia."
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"Thanks."
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"[SINGING] Went to the store Sat on Santa's lap"
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"Asked him to bring my friends All kinds of crap"
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"He said hello to Ross"
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"Happy holidays, everybody!"
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"- Hey. CHANDLER: Hey."
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"Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth."
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"Fifteen?"
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"Your personal best! Ha, ha."
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"Where were you?"
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"PHOEBE: Which museum? CHANDLER: How'd you meet her?"
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"We were at the back of the train."
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"I sat near the door so she'd have to pass by me..."
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"...if she wanted to switch cars. She was totally at my mercy."
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"Were you so late because you were burying this woman?"
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"I'm late because she lives in Poughkeepsie."
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"She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away."
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"How can she be great if she's from Poughkeepsie? Ha-ha-ha."
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"Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?"
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"Next it's Valentine's Day..."
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"Then they're lighting that damn tree again."
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"I didn't think girls ever just wanted a fling."
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"Let me tell you, it's been a long time since I've been flung."
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"There are nice guys in my office. Want me to set you up?"
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"I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy."
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"Okay."
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"PHOEBE: What's wrong, Mon?"
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"...and find out they wrote this on my chef's hat."
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"Fine! Just trying to be nice."
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"And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me."
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"Aw."
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"But I've waited for this my whole life."
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"I would love to, but I can't. I'm not good at confrontation."
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"You know what you can do?"
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"I read about this director, Orson Welles..."
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"...who, at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them."
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"I'm not doing anything. Why not fire me?"
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"Good enough to get fired."
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"I say, Drew? Are you seeing anybody right now?"
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"I'm not asking for me."
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"I'm not gay. I'm not asking you out."
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"I didn't think you were gay."
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"My friend, Rachel, wants to be set up."
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