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Clips from Family Guy - Ocean's Three and a Half (S07E07)

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Family Guy
"- Hey fellas, you all set for some paintball? - You bet!"
Family Guy
"Guys, I don't think I can make it today. It looks like Bonny"
Family Guy
"and make Bonny have that baby."
Family Guy
"Yeah. We're not complete without Joe."
Family Guy
"Ahh, it's good to let the old midsection breathe."
Family Guy
"We gotta get her to the hospital. Quick, Peter, get the car."
Family Guy
"Hey Peter, don't you wanna watch this? It's a beautiful miracle of nature."
Family Guy
"WHAT?!"
Family Guy
"It's hard to believe she's already 18."
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"Bonny, we've got a problem."
Family Guy
"Scuse me, I couldn't help over there and you got yourself some money issues."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm a police officer, I can't afford to get mixed with a lawn shark."
Family Guy
"you're gonna feel smaller than my eye floaters."
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"- Well, maybe I'll look over here. - I'll go over here."
Family Guy
"You've got an answer for everything, don't you?"
Family Guy
"Would you mind listen to this song I wrote for Susie Swanson and tell me what you think?"
Family Guy
"Wow! A song named after a girl."
Family Guy
"Well, sounds like we need another lawn shark."
Family Guy
"this lemonade stand was really a good idea. It's selling really well."
Family Guy
"Oh yeah! Just what I need. To be rubbed down by big fatty"
Family Guy
"So, that's pretty much it, mr. Pewterschmidt"
Family Guy
"I mean... Oh, man, nobody think that's funny?"
Family Guy
"It's like a cozy house where you live"
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"looking at me like he thinks I'm a douchebag"
Family Guy
"Considering the guest list there could be as much as 40 million."
Family Guy
"What don't you get about it?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, that only works when I do it."
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"I would give it all - I would sacrifice"
Family Guy
"Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for"
Family Guy
"I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more"
Family Guy
"You know it's true"
Family Guy
"Walk the wire for you - yeah I'd die for you"
Family Guy
"You know it's true"
Family Guy
"Bill, how are you? Barb, come over here and say hi to Bill Gates."
Family Guy
"Hi, mrs. Pewterschmidt. Well, this is a great little party you guys are throwing."
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"All right, Joe, we're here."
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"One. Two. Three. Four."
Family Guy
"Looks like I'm just gonna cut through it."
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"I'm in."
Family Guy
"What are we gonna do?"
Family Guy
"It's me, Carter, I want my money."
Family Guy
"Voice print verified."
Family Guy
"I can do you guys too."
Family Guy
"Oh, I didn't match the shape, I just stuck in and broke it."
Family Guy
"But think about your beautiful little girl."
Family Guy
"You'll miss running after her as she learns to walk..."
Family Guy
"God! Joe, finally! You watch paralyzed too?"
Family Guy
"might go in to labor any minute so I think I should stick close to home."
Family Guy
"It's your fault for knocking her up."
Family Guy
"Sorry, fellas. Have a good time."
Family Guy
"bailing on us until that baby comes out of Bonny's butt."
Family Guy
"Babies come out of the butt, right?"
Family Guy
"Yeah..."
Family Guy
"Well, we are gonna do something about it."
Family Guy
"We are gonna figure out a way to induce labor"
Family Guy
"Yeah! The sooner that kid comes out the sooner we get Joe back."
Family Guy
"You remember when he bailed on us for that trip to spa"
Family Guy
"we had to find another handicapped guy?"
Family Guy
"God, Seamus, I've... never seen you this naked."
Family Guy
"What eh..."
Family Guy
"Hey Peter, how are you?"
Family Guy
"Never mind that, Bonny. I'm here to induce birth. Follow me."
Family Guy
"Now I'm gonna put the TV-remote down by your feet."
Family Guy
"And I'm gonna turn on "Two and a half men""
Family Guy
"If your baby isn't totally braindead it'll come rushing out to change the channel."
Family Guy
"And when he does I'll grab his hand and yank him out of there."
Family Guy
"- Peter, I don't think... - Sh! It's starting."
Family Guy
"Two and a half men was filmed in front of a live ostrich."
Family Guy
"Boy, this stinks. It's friday night and I don't have a date."
Family Guy
"Well then, let me get you a number from my little black book."
Family Guy
"No way! I don't want pregnant mess in my backseat."
Family Guy
"Oh, come on, you're the guy who soiled his pants while testdriving that sportscar."
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"I don't want it."
Family Guy
"All right, mrs. Swanson, you're doing fine."
Family Guy
"I can't look. I didn't look when Lois gave birth and I can't look now."
Family Guy
"You can just... tell me what it looks like."
Family Guy
"You ever see a horse blink his eye?"
Family Guy
"Ok mrs. Swanson, you're almost there. Push. Push!"
Family Guy
"Get out of there! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WIFE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!!"
Family Guy
"Ok. Here we go."
Family Guy
"Hold on, the wheelchair is coming first."
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"And here's the baby..."
Family Guy
"Congratulations mrs. Swanson, it's a beautiful baby girl."
Family Guy
"Ah, Bonny, I'm so happy for you."
Family Guy
"Oh, sorry. I was watching this Paula Poundstone comedy special."
Family Guy
"Here's your baby."
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"She's beautiful."
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"And she's sweetheart."
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"She sure is, Joe."
Family Guy
"Attention everyone. This is a twist tie, it comes with every loaf of bread."
Family Guy
"When we are done selecting our piece of bread we use the tie to preserve..."
Family Guy
"Oh my God!"
Family Guy
"Who is that angel?"
Family Guy
"That's Susie Swanson."
Family Guy
"You don't say..."
Family Guy
"What? Like you think you had a shot with her?"
Family Guy
"Ah, you're kidding. We'll go together better than Hannity and Colmes."
Family Guy
"My problem with liberals, Allen, is that liberals hate America."
Family Guy
"So and I don't know if that's true"
Family Guy
"You've just contradicted me. You hate America!"
Family Guy
"If I could just get a word in."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess you're right again."
Family Guy
"Here's the reality of the situation. I've got a hospital bill this morning."
Family Guy
"- How bad is it? - It's 20 thousand dollars."
Family Guy
"I don't know but we gotta figure that out soon."
Family Guy
"I know where, Joe. You'll think out something."
Family Guy
"I gotta tell you. That being able to pay my child hospital bills somehow makes me feel that..."
Family Guy
"Less of a man."
Family Guy
"I'm gonna show you what a man you really are."
Family Guy
"Now, let's get your penis on."
Family Guy
"Joe? What the hell, you're working here?"
Family Guy
"I have to, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"The baby's hospital bill drain dollar savings"
Family Guy
"so I've had no choice but to take this job"
Family Guy
"I don't know what I'm gonna do."
Family Guy
"Uh... Yeah, kinda."
Family Guy
"Well, I might be able to help you. How much you need?"
Family Guy
"He's flipping a nickel and chewing on a toothpick."
Family Guy
"Well, I... do really need the money."
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