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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Uterus (S04E04)

"You know..."
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"...we work in a museum of natural history."
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"...about the way we eat lunch."
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"Now, I want you to know..."
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"...it took a tour guide to show this scientist the error of his ways."
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"You might even say he took me on a tour..."
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"Yeah, that was me."
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"Division between people in white coats and people in blue blazers."
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"Now, I say we shed these coats..."
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"And we get to know the people underneath."
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"I'm Ted, and I just moved here, and New York really scares me."
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"I'm Andrew."
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"Okay. Good for you."
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"I'm Rhonda! And these aren't real!"
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"Wow, Rhonda."
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"-I'm Scott. -Yeah, okay, Scott!"
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"I flip the light switch on and off 17 times when I leave a room..."
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"My mom's gonna be here any minute."
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"Yes, no. I can."
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"I don't want to."
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"No."
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"I can't watch this. It's like Sophie's Choice."
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"You know, I never saw that."
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"Oh, it was only okay."
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"I can't do this."
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"My mom was right. If I can't give him up..."
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"...there's no way I can give up a baby."
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"Frank and Alice are going to be so crushed."
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"What else can I give them? A kidney!"
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"If there was something you wanted to say, we'll be right there."
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"He's so cute! He reminds me of my old dog, Tumor."
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"-Are you serious? -Yeah."
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"Thanks."
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"And I made that, so you know..."
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"Thank you so much!"
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"You don't know what this means to us."
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"I think I'm going to cry!"
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"It's going to be so great."
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"It made them so happy, I decided to carry their baby."
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"-Phoebe -No, I know."
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"I am not going to regret this."
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"I understand all that."
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"Would you ever be a surrogate?"
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"Depends who asked."
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"What if I asked?"
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"Oh, Mon, sure!"
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"You're not asking me, are you?"
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"Thank you! Yes, thank you!"
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"I'll get you a gift now."
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"That's a really nice gift."
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"...I just don't want my baby to grow into some chick I don't know, you know?"
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"Yeah, actually, Joey, it's the Cretaceous Period."
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"They want me to be the surrogate."
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"...a keeper."
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"...and sex and talking."
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"That is really nice..."
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"He's right. I'm totally lying."
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"...a large foot."
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"And over here we have Ross Geller."
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"You'd be giving up a baby."
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"So however hard it is for you to give up this puppy..."
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"...it'd be a million times harder to give up a child."
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"Look, Ross."
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"She was like, "I see your point. I'm all right with it.""
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"I need to know..."
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"Let me see that."
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"A three, two."
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"Five, seven! Six, seven!"
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"I'm divorced and I have a kid!"
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"You are so precious, I could take you home."
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"-Really? -Yes."
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"Well, the stuff I just mentioned."
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"-And the sex? -We haven't had sex."
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"Oh, Chandler, that is so nice."
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"I don't know about your jackets and separate tables..."
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"Look how happy they are."
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"Gift shop."
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"Yeah. Not for girls, anyway. Guys agree like that."
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"Seven! Seven!"
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"We were in the neighborhood."
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"Come on."
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"I've never had lunch with the shipping clerks..."
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"For some people."
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"Why were you at the courthouse?"
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"Right down here we have..."
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"It'll be a million times harder to give up a baby, but oh, my God!"
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"I realize I don't have any right to start getting parent-y on you now."
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"You could start out with a little one."
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"And you're afraid you won't be able to fill his shoes?"
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"I want our love to grow before moving to the next level."
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"I don't think it's a good idea."
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"You mean Dr. Geller?"
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"So, what job did you get?"
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"Who's my puppy? Who's my puppy? Who's my puppy?"
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"You're thinking of having sex with your brother?"
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"You'll put your body through an awful lot."
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"And yet, there is something..."
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"I was working on my pottery."
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"You know why? Because look at them."
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"I was thinking of a gravy boat."
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"The One with Phoebe's Uterus"
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"You're stupid."
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"What did you say?"
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"I know."
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"And that baby was, you know..."
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"But I'm just doing it for you guys."
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"All right. I'll sleep with my girlfriend."
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"Everyone wave "hi" to Ross."
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"I only wish I had someone who'd given up babies that told me..."
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"Here! I saved you a seat!"
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"It was fine, but she didn't agree with me as strongly as with Joey."
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"...five, six and seven."
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"All right, the important thing is to take your time."
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"A four."
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"...that separate us."
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"I'm Ross!"
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"It's just, that was my puppy."
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