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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Uterus (S04E04)

"You guys are just right there."
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"Yes."
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"Right where?"
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"The beginning, where it's all sex and talking..."
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"You got to love the talking."
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"What's the big deal? This is special."
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"...Iying!"
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"-No way is that the reason. -Why?"
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"Because you're not mature enough to understand that?"
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"Then what is it?"
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"We share a wall."
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"Either he's great, or she liked to agree with him a lot."
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"Loudly and a lot."
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"All night long she'd agree."
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"It'll be different. The sex will be great because you're in love."
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"-Just go for it. -Yeah, you should."
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"Now, the mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic Period."
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"Isn't the mastodon from the Pliocene Epoch?"
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"This is a museum. No talking."
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"Ross is one of our scientists. Look at him hard at work."
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"Okay, moving right along."
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"It's open. Come in."
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"-I'm sorry I'm late. -That's okay."
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"I had time to finish glazing my nipples."
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"Oh! I didn't know that you did pot."
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"Mostly nudes. It combines my two passions: pottery and erotica."
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"Erottery!"
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"Why not?"
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"And I really don't"
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"I don't know if anything I said..."
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"No, no, I understand the pain. Don't hurt the puppy!"
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"No, no. The puppy is yours."
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"Look at me and not the puppy. It's very important."
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"I gave up two babies."
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"...how terrible it is."
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"I really shouldn't have given you the puppy first."
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"Okay, fair enough. Three days."
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"Oh, it's time to take my ass out of the kiln."
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"Could you sit there? I'm saving this seat for my friend Ross."
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"Oh, he won't sit here."
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"Only people in white coats sit there."
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"Only people in blue blazers sit here."
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"-How come? -That's just the way it is."
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"That's crazy."
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"Maybe it's crazy in a perfect world: a world without lab coats and blazers."
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"But you not in a perfect world. You in a museum now."
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"He and I used to play together in grade school, but now..."
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"Peter! Hey, Peter!"
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"It's me! Rhonda, from P.S. 129?"
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"I shared my pudding with you, man!"
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"I gave you my Snack Pack!"
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"See? He pretend he don't even hear me!"
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"Everyone's pretending they don't hear you."
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"...but Ross is my friend."
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"And if I save him a seat, he will sit in it."
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"I'm cool here. I'll catch up with you later."
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"This is saved."
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"I'm really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today."
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"You do what you got to do."
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"The scientists and the tour guides never sit together."
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"Whatever."
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"It's like that everywhere. Mon, back me up."
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"Where you work, the waiters eat with the waiters."
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"And the chefs eat with the other chefs?"
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"I eat by myself in the alley, because everybody hates me."
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"It's no big deal."
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"You wear a white coat. I wear a blue blazer."
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"If that means we can't be friends at work, so be it."
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"I understand, you know?"
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"When I'm in a play and you're in the audience, I don't talk to you."
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"So it's, you know, it's cool."
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"I'll see you tomorrow."
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"When we're in the audience, he doesn't talk but he does wave."
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"-Have you named him yet? -No, I don't want to get attached."
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"-Can I hold him? -Sure. Here."
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"-Come here, squirmy. Hello -Not like that. No."
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"Why's Phoebe singing to Karl Malden?"
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"Come on, let's go to the balcony."
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"Don't go on the balcony until after I get back."
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"So did you do it?"
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"It was bad?"
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"There's not always a lot of agreement the first time."
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"Look, you have to help me."
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"I know what to do with a woman. It's always nice."
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"...what makes it go from nice to:"
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""My God! Somebody's killing her in there!""
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"All right."
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"Now."
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"You don't have to draw an actual Whoa, she's hot!"
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"Everyone knows the erogenous zones."
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"You got one, two, three..."
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"...four..."
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"There are seven?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"That's one?"
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"Well, you know, sometimes that helps."
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"Most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp."
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"That's bad?"
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"At Disneyland, you don't spend the whole day on the Matterhorn."
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"You might if it were like seven."
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"You want to hit them all..."
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"Oh, toes!"
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"All right."
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"A one, two, three."
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"A three."
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"A five."
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"Two. A two, four, six."
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"Two, four, six."
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"Four. Two."
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"Two. Four, seven!"
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"And there you are."
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"Yeah, that'll work."
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"Dr. Geller? There's a seat here."
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"Thank you, Dr. Phillips."
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"But I'm having my lunch..."
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"...at this table. Here in the middle."
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"I'm having my lunch..."
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"...right here with my good friend, Joey."
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"If he'll sit with me."
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"I will sit with you, Dr. Geller."
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