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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Wiggly Finger Catalyst (S05E05)

"- I'm hammered. - Raj, come here."
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"This girl is trouble."
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"What kind of relationship is it where you buy her gifts and she gives you sex?"
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"The best one I've ever had."
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"Okay, come on, you know you can do better."
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"Aha!"
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"I see what's going on here."
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"You and I had our crazy night together."
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"And now you can't stand to see me with another woman."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
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"It's okay, I can't get mad at your feelings."
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"I don't have feelings."
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"Yeah, that's good. Keep telling yourself that."
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"He is cuter now that I know he's rich."
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"I have a surprise for you. Cover your eyes."
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"Open them."
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"It's a real ruby."
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"It was a little expensive, but no one can put a price on love."
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"Oh, Mummy, Daddy, what a nice surprise."
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"- Penny called us. - Penny?"
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"She told us you're spending all our money on your new girlfriend."
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"I just got her a couple of things."
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"She gives me things too."
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"Yeah, yeah. I'm a gynecologist. I know exactly what she gives you."
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"You need to find a nice Indian girl from a good family."
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"If you keep seeing this woman, you're cut off."
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"...and the money I have very strong feelings for?"
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"It's up to you."
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"- Well, I choose love. - Heh, you're an idiot."
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"Love doesn't last."
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"Well, he's going to find out eventually."
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"Think about it."
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"My, uh, parents are making me choose between money and you."
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"No. I think we'll have to return the car."
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"And the necklace. Yeah, that too."
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"But none of those things matter because we have something better."
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"We have love."
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"- Oh, Penny, I hurt so bad. - Uh..."
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"I know. I know."
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"Sometimes I put the TV on mute just to pretend she's still with me."
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"But I can't watch the closed-captioning without crying."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"I wish I can make you feel better."
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"Seriously?"
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"I'm heartbroken and you're hitting on me?"
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"What? No."
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"Look, Penny, you're great, but I had a long talk with my parents."
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"And they said if I date an Indian girl, I get a Maserati."
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"Mm, oh, cheesecake, you're just as good as a woman..."
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"...even though I can't have sex with you."
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"Try throwing it in the microwave for a few seconds."
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"Should I use the restroom or wait until we get home?"
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"Oh, that's not what you wanna see after three buttermilks."
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"Here you go, boys. I'll pick it up when you're ready."
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"- Thanks for dinner, buddy. - Yeah, real big of you."
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"Oh, don't cheap out on the tip. We all know you're loaded now."
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"Maybe. Why not?"
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"Eat another pie, you'll have your own bazongas."
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"Huh. Look at that. I have a date."
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"Really? Ask her how many children she wants..."
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"Smart. Whisper, so the deaf chick can't hear you."
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"- Hi. - Oh, hey. Hi. Nice to see you."
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"Are you a gold digger or not?"
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