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Clips from The Simpsons - Springfield Up (S18E18)

"I'm documentary filmmaker Declan Desmond."
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"32 years ago I interviewed a group of Springfield schoolchildren."
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"creating a cinematic chronicle of their lives."
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"My cake will be a picture of a dinosaur and all the guests will say,"
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"I wish when I grow up, I'll be richer than everybody!"
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"I will! I will be rich!"
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"I'll own a football team and a basketball team"
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"Please, just put one in my brain!"
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"No running in the hall."
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"Ah, no running in the hall."
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"You seem a little cranky, Commandant."
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"Oh, yeah, oh, that's the stuff."
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"Oh... oh..."
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"And here we are in now-times."
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"I'm not making fun of you. I'm making fun of your pants."
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"Well, how'd you like it if I made fun of your pants?"
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"They-they, uh..."
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"How many wishes do I have left?"
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"Don't look at me. Look at the camera."
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"That's the production accountant. That's your other hand."
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"Do you even know what a camera is?"
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"I'm gonna put this squeaky toy on top of the camera."
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"Squeaky, squeaky!"
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"Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky!"
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"Did he have any hobbies?"
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"Get out of here!"
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"Are you two considering children?"
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"Homer, your life is nothing to be ashamed of."
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"I'll be kickin' your ass with a solid gold boot!"
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"Now that I'm super-wealthy,"
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"I can buy them whatever their hearts desire."
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"You're a blowhole!"
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"Oh, yes, I'm so proud, I feel my chest might burst."
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"But I must know... How did Homer come so far in eight short years?"
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"This pays a lot better than you think."
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"We pay him in limes."
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"with a simple invention: the Condiment Pen!"
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"I got the idea from the regular pen."
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"Can I use it on fish and chips?"
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"The point is: I'm rich, rich, rich!"
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"He loves it!"
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"You win, Homer."
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"Barely Literate, smells Like Feet"
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"To Mars!"
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"Professor Frink, you've become"
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"Yes, yes, all right. All of that means nothing, sir."
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"Now, I'll go back in time"
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"Hey... cool!"
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"At 24, Eleanor had graduated from Harvard Medical and Yale Law."
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"so I can go deliver a baby."
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"CHEERLEADER FLUNG INTO NEXT COUNTY"
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"The biggest change for me over the last eight years?"
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"That's got to be Homer."
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"At 24,"
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"And the world welcomed Disco Stu."
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"his erotic etchings, his Play-Doh Theater..."
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"And yet look how things turned out."
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"Oh, yes, sir."
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"As shocks go, this one's a real zaparoo."
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"Listen, something's been piquing my curiosity."
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"Why is your medicine cabinet full of old man ointments?"
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"Oh... mm-hmm."
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"Well, yeah, the ointments, um..."
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"This is Eduardo, my pool boy."
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"I am an angry, rich man."
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"Hoo-boy, it's Mr. Burns."
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"The plan was just to use your backyard, and the next thing we know,"
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"It's 11:59:59."
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"Just do it. Do it. Do it now!"
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"Then I got caught in some kind of garlic festival."
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"In the wake of this deception, I had two questions for Homer..."
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"I realized that if this bunny was going to be boiled,"
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"What do you want?"
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"I'll tell you why."
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"A good man went to a lot of trouble just to impress you."
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"And I went along with it because I love him to pieces."
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"And you made him look like a fool."
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"What's the matter, Declan?"
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"I've even got a title: Pontiff No Return."
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"At least you made it up the mountain."
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"I have some footage to show you."
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"And then what?"
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"I've gone over 100,000 hours of Springfield footage"
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"twice... and put together something you must see."
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"If I could trade lives with anybody, I'd pick Homer."
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"I love his laugh."
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"He may not be perfect, but he's my dad."
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"Homer gave me a kidney."
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"At bedtime, he tucks me in tighter than anyone else could."
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"Wow..."
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"All those years I was dreaming of other things,"
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"hanging out with my family, drinking with my friends,"
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"making friends with my family and hanging with my drinking."
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"And I get to live you every day."
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"Oh, Homie!"
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"You make each eight-year interval better than the last!"
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"These children ran the gamut of society:"
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"rich and poor, black and white,"
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""he'll grow into his looks" and "forever hideous.""
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"Every eight years, I revisited those children,"
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"Join me, won't you, to see dreams dissolve"
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"What does the future hold for these children?"
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"Whee!"
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""Why, Lenny, that's a fine cake!""
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"I wish for world peace."
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"I wish for world war."
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"Oh, yeah, that would be cooler."
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"and I'll make them play baseball!"
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"But what became of these wide-eyed naives?"
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"Let's begin by following the life of little Clancy Wiggum."
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"Freeze, robber, freeze!"
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"Bang, bang, bang!"
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"It hurts! It hurts so bad!"
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"Okay."
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"As hall monitor, I am the law."
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"No running in the hall."
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"Hey, detention bird!"
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"Thanks for not running in the hall."
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"Go, Wildcats."
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