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Clips from The Cleveland Show - Murray Christmas (S02E02)

"Ten minutes, Murray, then it's nap time."
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"You betrayed me, Rallo. Have a nice life."
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"I'm so sorry I almost killed you."
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"You'll be back on your feet in time for next Boxing Day."
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"No, I'm too old."
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"Back when you were a little kid, I thought I'd keep hitting you forever."
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"We didn't know."
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"We didn't know."
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"A garden hose, a wheelbarrow and a straw hat?"
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"Now I can pretend I'm a relatively ignorant but happy-go-lucky groundskeeper."
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"Anybody here got an opinion on Palestine?"
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"What the hell are you doing here?"
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"You're a good friend."
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"They upped the security since I got back."
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"Get back to your room."
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"You have 10 seconds to comply."
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"- What in the blazes? - Five, four..."
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"I can't leave them behind, Rallo."
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"Yippee!"
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"This barrow can't hold them all."
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"- Get in. - What are you doing here?"
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"You're watching CBS."
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"Boxing Day, bitch!"
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"Now, this feels like Christmas."
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"Come here. I wanna show you something."
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"My baby's gone"
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"I agree with Rochester. Not a chance."
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"Christmas, 1975."
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"You know, I think I figured out why you're so cranky."
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"It does make me feel better."
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"Anyway, why don't you just leave?"
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"I can't just leave."
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"Memberships To the last restricted golf clubs"
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"One day, you're shtupping Madeline Kahn at Paul Mazursky's Seder..."
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"Then you're coming home with me."
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"- Hi. - No, ma'am. I haven't heard from him."
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"So if he doesn't go back, he could die?"
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"You lied to me. You told me you were dying in that rest home."
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"- All right, yeah. Come on, come on. - Hit him."
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"Rallo, I found these in the dishwasher. Do you know where they came from?"
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"Oh, yeah, those are my funny novelty teeth."
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"I gotta come in here more often, it's like a joke shop."
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"- But... - I'm sorry, but Cleveland's right."
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"Come on, Pop, you're never too old to hit your son."
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"You're a real mensch."
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"Yeah, what he said. Merry Christmas, Cleveland."
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"Well, this year, you're not."
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"And if not for Christmas"
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"So? Just because you're bad at sports..."
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"Oh, what a surprise, you're not in school."
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"Have you ever even tried hitting him back?"
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"And all my goyim friends Get some pretty sweet gifts"
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"Okay, you two don't go anywhere. I'll be right back."
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"So, what really happened with Lehman Brothers?"
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"I appreciate your concern, but I'd rather die here..."
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"Check this out. Hey, baby."
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"Eight dollars. You know what? I don't want them."
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"I'm sorry I let you down."
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"Thanks, Miss Donna."
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"It's oh so wrong But we will march on"
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"Don't worry, Rallo."
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"Oh, yeah"
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"Then Wheel of Fortune and lights out."
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"Now do your pops a favor and hand me a piece of that fudge."
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"Like snowboards, cell phones Paintball guns and iPods"
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"Your grandfather used to make me box him to get my Christmas presents."
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"Hit me back. Come on. Hit me, nancy."
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"Six-pack of socks From each of our Moms"
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"Please come home for Christmas"
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"I think in the spirit of the holidays..."
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"Put the pretty icicles..."
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"Hey, maybe I'll stop by again tomorrow."
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"Son of a bitch."
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"Sounds like our honeymoon."
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"I've never seen one accompanied by bruises to the face before."
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"Sounds like being 85 is a lot like being 5."
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"That sounds bad. You need anything?"
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"My father taught me a little something about the hopelessness of the elderly..."
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Too slow, Cassius Gay."
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"Will you be my He-bro?"
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"I got a BB gun."
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"Choirs will be singing"
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"To have the blues"
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"Bells will be ringing"
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"Yeah, what is that? I tried looking it up..."
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"...but no one knows how to spell it, so I gave up."
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"You too, Murray."
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"But I guess when your dad's too big a wuss to fight..."
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"- You hear me? - Ow! Yes, I hear you. I'll do it. I'll fight him."
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"What was that? I couldn't hear you over your nose."
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"...lay on the sofa with her pants off for a little while."
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"Ow! What was that for?"
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"Look, kid, you're too young to understand this..."
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"Thank you for the worthless platitude."
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"Are you out of your damn mind?"
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"- Heavens, I thought you were a juke box. ...three, two, one."
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"Not a problem. We're going out through the window."
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"Who said they weren't coming with?"
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"Thanks, Old Brown."
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"But we We will march on"
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"But the rest home was keeping you alive."
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"You said you stopped celebrating because you were alone."
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"Oh, God. That's not what happened in the movie. Sorry."
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"- I'm 5. Hang on. - Get me off this cockamamie thing."
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