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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Convergence Convergence (S09E09)

"to make somebody who cut the line feel bad,"
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"No problem."
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"Um, so listen,"
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"so she could attend this time."
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"Wait, we're gonna get married again?"
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"and, you know, your mom was genuinely hurt"
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"and also, we don't like her."
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"Yay."
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"it's just a chance for us"
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"So there's no maid of honor?"
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"Who's going to officiate?"
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"Well, it's very sweet"
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"Oh, my God."
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"It's working."
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"We've got a workable guidance system."
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"Congratulations."
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"Thanks!"
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"Open it."
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"provisional patent 62/295118.""
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"Thank you for picking me up."
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"My pleasure, Mrs. Cooper."
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"You know, that doesn't work for me,"
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"Wait, what?"
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"It was so nice of Leonard and Penny to invite me."
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"Well, actually, I... It sure was."
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"How nice."
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"Yes, I have."
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"Very good. Good."
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"My ex-husband."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"We can hear you."
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"I can't believe I was so naive."
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"Okay, look, I'm on the Air Force Web site,"
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"and the department that e-mailed you"
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"So maybe they just want to give you"
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"You do realize those weren't documentaries, right?"
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"but I'm really glad you're here."
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"I should have never had that angioplasty because I feel fine."
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"Isn't this nice?"
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"And congratulations. Thank you."
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"Dr. Cooper."
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"All right, you two, don't start."
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"Penny and I are throwing this second wedding for your benefit."
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"Of course. I'm sorry."
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"You know, the Bible says forgiveness..."
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"One sec. I'm just afraid"
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"This is how the U.S. military works."
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"It could be foreign military pretending to be American."
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"You're right. We turn our guidance system over to them,"
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"next thing we know, they're using it against us."
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"as part of their mythology."
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"I don't have a mythology."
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"Howard, there must be someone at the university"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"Maybe he can be on your side."
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"I think someone's following us."
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"Oh, so follow him."
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"You know what, flash your lights."
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"I-I think he wants us to pull over."
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"Do not pull over!"
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"No, just focused on work and the church."
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"What took you guys so long?"
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"he turned off his headlights and went up a one-way street."
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"Oh, that was you?"
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"Long story."
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"I'm telling you, I'm not on drugs."
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"That's funny, because my father was not a very clever man."
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"I'd be lost without you."
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"to my wife and bride-to-be."
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"Penny..."
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"Thank you for saying yes."
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"I, uh, I would also like to make a toast."
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"Aw."
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"Why don't you take a pill?"
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"calm down."
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""He who is slow to anger"
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"When God writes one, I will."
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"so I will see you all in the morning."
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"That would be fine."
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"Hi, how was the screening?"
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"Oh, Sheldon invoked Rosa Parks"
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"but only the white people felt bad."
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"Ugh, I should've never bought him that coloring book"
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"that explains Black History Month."
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"How'd it go with my mother?"
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"but I think we got to a good place."
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"Wow."
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"Well done."
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"Yeah, and when I dropped her off at the hotel,"
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"she even gave me a hug."
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"Did she think you were choking or..."
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"Thank you for spending time with her."
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"but I kind of promised your mom"
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"we'd have another wedding ceremony"
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"Yeah, kind of, but now we can invite our friends and family."
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"we didn't invite her to the first one."
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"Look, in our defense,"
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"it was kind of a spur of the moment thing,"
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"If we can do something to make her happy,"
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"why wouldn't we?"
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"I just said why--"
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"we don't like her."
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"We could keep it small and informal."
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"This time we can invite our families."
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"Is your brother out of prison?"
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"I'd love it if my dad could come."
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"Oh, you have to invite him."
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"I haven't seen him since the divorce."
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"Oh, he's like a different man."
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"and I think he grew an inch and a half."
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"God."
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"I never thought my second marriage would be to you!"
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"♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x24 ♪ The Convergence Convergence Original Air D"
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"Okay, so it's not a legal ceremony,"
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"to redo our vows so everyone can be part of it."
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"No."
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"Huh."
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"But if I were to, say, wear a purple satin dress"
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