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Clips from Scrubs - My Fishbowl (S06E06)

Plus, who wouldn't want this young buck at their bedside?

"Plus, who wouldn't want this young buck at their bedside?"

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That picture's so old the beaches are still segregated.

"That picture's so old the beaches are still segregated."

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Good God, I'm stunning.

"Good God, I'm stunning."

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See, I went with a younger picture 'cause I like the father-son motif.

"See, I went with a younger picture 'cause I like the father-son motif."

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That is taken seconds after I won

"That is taken seconds after I won"

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I know it's gonna take a lot of physical therapy,

"I know it's gonna take a lot of physical therapy,"

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Hey, would you sign this?

"Hey, would you sign this?"

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I said it's so good it's like crack.

"I said it's so good it's like crack."

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I'm telling you guys, it really is.

"I'm telling you guys, it really is."

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Am I right?

"Am I right?"

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Now, sadly, some people just aren't funny,

"Now, sadly, some people just aren't funny,"

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don't tell any more jokes.

"don't tell any more jokes."

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Always thought that was weird.

"Always thought that was weird."

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I remember Stacy.

"I remember Stacy."

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Of course you do, Turk.

"Of course you do, Turk."

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We had a water-balloon fight, got wet and took our clothes off.

"We had a water-balloon fight, got wet and took our clothes off."

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Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God."

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banging a black guy when she was in college?

"banging a black guy when she was in college?"

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Where'd you get that fish?

"Where'd you get that fish?"

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Who else worked on that case?

"Who else worked on that case?"

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J.D.: They had just found him unconscious.

"J.D.: They had just found him unconscious."

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"that I can stand around all day holding a fish?"

""that I can stand around all day holding a fish?""

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It'll throw me off my game.

"It'll throw me off my game."

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Fine. I'll wait here, I'll do this thing right.

"Fine. I'll wait here, I'll do this thing right."

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- I will, too. - Keith's out of town, I can stay.

"- I will, too. - Keith's out of town, I can stay."

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And so can we.

"And so can we."

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(IMITATING STACEY) "Oh, my God, it's true

"(IMITATING STACEY) "Oh, my God, it's true"

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what they say about black guys. "

"what they say about black guys. ""

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So, I opened the door and I see you and Stacy.

"So, I opened the door and I see you and Stacy."

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"you're gonna be crapping out Keds for a week. "

""you're gonna be crapping out Keds for a week. ""

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TURK: Stacy and I were waiting for you to come back from class,

"TURK: Stacy and I were waiting for you to come back from class,"

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Then you came in and said, "Hey, guys."

"Then you came in and said, "Hey, guys.""

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It better not be like this in all the other rooms, I tell you...

"It better not be like this in all the other rooms, I tell you..."

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Dorian, taking forever in there, I should just...

"Dorian, taking forever in there, I should just..."

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I'm gonna smash it.

"I'm gonna smash it."

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He wants me to smash it.

"He wants me to smash it."

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He wants to prove that I can't not smash it.

"He wants to prove that I can't not smash it."

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It's a head game.

"It's a head game."

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- We can't let them know. - No, no, not that... That.

"- We can't let them know. - No, no, not that... That."

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Not really. I mean, those pictures are there to reassure the patients.

"Not really. I mean, those pictures are there to reassure the patients."

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Bathroom break.

"Bathroom break."

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Turk, don't go.

"Turk, don't go."

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A small child vomited downstairs.

"A small child vomited downstairs."

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Yes, sir! In fact, wait up,

"Yes, sir! In fact, wait up,"

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He was trying to commit suicide.

"He was trying to commit suicide."

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is if he admits that he did it.

"is if he admits that he did it."

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this little disability check to remind me that the only place that I ever felt

"this little disability check to remind me that the only place that I ever felt"

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Dr. Cox, I'm the one who switched your picture.

"Dr. Cox, I'm the one who switched your picture."

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J.D.: Of course, some admissions you don't see coming.

"J.D.: Of course, some admissions you don't see coming."

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I once tried to kill myself.

"I once tried to kill myself."

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An amazing guy breaks up with you.

"An amazing guy breaks up with you."

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J.D., this is not about you! I was 16!

"J.D., this is not about you! I was 16!"

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Carla, it's fine.

"Carla, it's fine."

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I was all into poetry back then, you know,

"I was all into poetry back then, you know,"

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I need to pee and I was not about to be found

"I need to pee and I was not about to be found"

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I walked into a lake and tried to drown myself.

"I walked into a lake and tried to drown myself."

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That story informs this one,

"That story informs this one,"

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floating around, waiting to get tired and then...

"floating around, waiting to get tired and then..."

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Bam, bam, bam, bam!

"Bam, bam, bam, bam!"

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I got hit in the head by four oars as our school's rowing team passed by

"I got hit in the head by four oars as our school's rowing team passed by"

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and then they just picked me out of the lake and took me home.

"and then they just picked me out of the lake and took me home."

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But, baby, the pressure's building.

"But, baby, the pressure's building."

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Take your mind off it.

"Take your mind off it."

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It passed.

"It passed."

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And that's a big bowl of swishy liquid. Damn it!

"And that's a big bowl of swishy liquid. Damn it!"

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what it's like to feel this hopeless in your life.

"what it's like to feel this hopeless in your life."

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Yeah. That's right.

"Yeah. That's right."

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You should have seen me when I was dealing with postpartum depression.

"You should have seen me when I was dealing with postpartum depression."

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How're you doing? The name's Roger Dorsey.

"How're you doing? The name's Roger Dorsey."

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(SINGING HIGH NOTE)

"(SINGING HIGH NOTE)"

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Is anyone a bigger idiot than you?

"Is anyone a bigger idiot than you?"

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Is he the black golfer?

"Is he the black golfer?"

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Yeah, well I know what my future holds if I hold this fart in any longer.

"Yeah, well I know what my future holds if I hold this fart in any longer."

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J.D.: I wonder what would happen.

"J.D.: I wonder what would happen."

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All right, everybody clear back.

"All right, everybody clear back."

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If only I had a saddle, I could have ridden you.

"If only I had a saddle, I could have ridden you."

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I've never seen them live. Are they good?

"I've never seen them live. Are they good?"

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we all pick one name out of a hat to buy a gift for and I was lucky enough

"we all pick one name out of a hat to buy a gift for and I was lucky enough"

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You do what you have to do, sir.

"You do what you have to do, sir."

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Roger Dorsey and I are seeing this thing to the finish.

"Roger Dorsey and I are seeing this thing to the finish."

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He died in my arms.

"He died in my arms."

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Guys, it's been really great sharing, really, but I've got to get dressed.

"Guys, it's been really great sharing, really, but I've got to get dressed."

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Never mind the fact that we've been busting our asses

"Never mind the fact that we've been busting our asses"

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trying to take care of you every day for the last three weeks.

"trying to take care of you every day for the last three weeks."

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(HALF A WORLD AWAY PLAYING)

"(HALF A WORLD AWAY PLAYING)"

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Me?

"Me?"

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Ray-Ray, I started a...

"Ray-Ray, I started a..."

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Rog, stay with me, buddy.

"Rog, stay with me, buddy."

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J.D.: Knowing Brian had turned a corner

"J.D.: Knowing Brian had turned a corner"

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allowed us to get back to our own pressing issues.

"allowed us to get back to our own pressing issues."

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If I could go back in time and un-sleep with her, I would.

"If I could go back in time and un-sleep with her, I would."

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I don't care what you say.

"I don't care what you say."

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That was actually pretty good.

"That was actually pretty good."

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You accidentally left that shrink's phone number

"You accidentally left that shrink's phone number"

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You know what really helped me when I went through this?

"You know what really helped me when I went through this?"

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Elliot, you didn't go through this.

"Elliot, you didn't go through this."

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and you got hit in the face with a paddle.

"and you got hit in the face with a paddle."

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with a floozy mom who liked to talk about how fat I was.

"with a floozy mom who liked to talk about how fat I was."

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But the only difference between the two of us

"But the only difference between the two of us"

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I don't even know that guy,

"I don't even know that guy,"

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If I keep working on my rehab, right?

"If I keep working on my rehab, right?"

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I get my act together,

"I get my act together,"

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I'm looking you up.

"I'm looking you up."

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put up pictures of themselves in their patients' rooms?

"put up pictures of themselves in their patients' rooms?"

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but a recent AMA study showed that it helps our patients

"but a recent AMA study showed that it helps our patients"

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feel a much closer bond with their physicians.

"feel a much closer bond with their physicians."

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Doesn't that bother you?

"Doesn't that bother you?"

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Besides, have you seen everyone else's picture?

"Besides, have you seen everyone else's picture?"

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Turk!

"Turk!"

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Baby, ain't nobody looking at you.

"Baby, ain't nobody looking at you."

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Where was that taken?

"Where was that taken?"

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J.D.: Dr. Cox and I were both taking care of Private Dancer.

"J.D.: Dr. Cox and I were both taking care of Private Dancer."

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Probably my happiest day as a teenager.

"Probably my happiest day as a teenager."

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That is both very sad and not the least bit shocking.

"That is both very sad and not the least bit shocking."

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So, Brian, since you're finally getting discharged,

"So, Brian, since you're finally getting discharged,"

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we all wanted to come say goodbye.

"we all wanted to come say goodbye."

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What's next for you, man?

"What's next for you, man?"

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I'm going back in the Army.

"I'm going back in the Army."

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but that's where I belong, you know?

"but that's where I belong, you know?"

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All the best there, soldier boy.

"All the best there, soldier boy."

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