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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - The Piano Movers (S01E01)

"Just get down there. Is that asking too much?"
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"You lift it up and I'll pull the rug out."
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"Don't let him make you lift that heavy piano. That's ridiculous."
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"Here's to you, son."
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"Listen. You better cut that out. You just better cut it out."
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"- You're making me look like a heel. - What did I do?"
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"It's what you've been doing ever since we came in here."
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"- I want you to stop it. - I didn't do nothin' like that."
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"Now what's going on?"
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"- Everything's all right. - It's not all right."
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"I don't like the way you treat your father."
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"You better go. I'm gonna get somebody else."
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"Oh. Well, all right, for your sake. I'm doing it for his sake only."
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"You don't realize what a nice old gentleman your father is."
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"He served in the army. Worked hard. Why, he was even wounded at the front."
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"Yeah, and in the stomach."
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"If you need anything, you just call me."
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"I don't wanna hear it. Just move this piano. Just move out of the way."
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"- I'll do it myself. - You gonna take on a job like..."
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"That's it. Lift it on this end and kick it with your foot."
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"Come on. Kick it. There you go. Now move around over here somewhere."
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"That's it, son. It's not too heavy."
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"Just lift it on up there and kick it with your left..."
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"There you go."
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"When you get this one over here, I'll pull the rug out."
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"I wonder why he didn't come in then."
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"He always comes in here when it looks like you're doing all the work."
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"Well, what we gonna do now?"
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"As soon as I rest a little bit..."
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"we're gonna push it over there by the door 'cause it'll roll now."
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"- It'll roll? - Yeah."
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"Let me see if it'll roll."
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"Should be easier if it'll roll."
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"I can almost do this by myself."
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"- Well, you did it again. - Did what?"
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"We ain't never gonna get this piano through the door."
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"It'll get through there. How do you think they got it in?"
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"You think they built the apartment around it?"
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"- Watch that rug there. - Listen."
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"Anything that goes up, comes down."
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"That's the first rule of physics."
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"- First rule of physics. - That's right."
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"You don't know that much."
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"- Wait a minute, Pop. - You see..."
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"And the second rule of physics... it's stuck."
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"I didn't mean to try to get it through this way."
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"Listen. Pull it back."
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"- Push it. - I meant to bring it over here..."
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"I told you once before. I ain't lifting this piano."
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"turn it on its side, and we'll wiggle it through."
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"- Okay, but... - You're certainly taking a long time..."
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"getting this out of here."
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"Hello. Oh, hello, darling."
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"I can't talk very long. I have some people here..."
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"- and they're moving Sylvia's piano out. - Will you wiggle it."
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"What she ever needed a piano for, I'll never know."
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"She never got past "Chopsticks. ""
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"That's it. Twist it. Turn it. Now, wiggle it. Push it."
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"Wait. Look, Lamont. I pushed it and wiggled it and twist it."
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"What am I gonna do next, the funky chicken?"
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"Stop trying to be so funny and just push this thing in here."
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"- It came in here. It's got to come out. - It ain't gonna make it."
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"- You'll never get it through the door. - That's what I just told him."
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"- What are you gonna do? - We're gonna have to take the legs off."
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"How would I know? I'm not a piano mover."
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"- Me either. - You shouldn't have taken the job."
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"Otherwise, how would I know? It'll come out of here because it came in here."
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"Is that your truck parked out in front?"
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"- Yes, it is, officer. - You better get it out of there."
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"You're in a ten-minute loading zone, and you've been there for half an hour."
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"Now. If you don't get it out of there right now, I'm gonna write you a ticket."
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"You heard what he said. Let's go downstairs and move the truck."
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"I don't care what he said. I demand you finish the job."
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"Come on. Come on. Pull it back in."
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"Who? Who, me? Pull it back in by myself?"
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"With my bayonet wound? Are you crazy?"
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"What am I supposed to do? I have guests coming."
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"Get some of your guests to help you."
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"Samson and Son. That's it, isn't it?"
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"No, it's Samson and Delilah."
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"I'm Samson."
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"We got a piano that belongs to us stuck in the door..."
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"and that guy's never gonna give us that 20 bucks."
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"- What are we gonna do now? - We'll do like they did in the Bible."
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"You know, Moses was being chased by the Egyptians."
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"and the sea divided."
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"- So we gonna do like Moses? - No, we gonna do like the Red Sea."
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"- We're gonna split. - I'm with you."
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"That's right. You know, Hitler wasn't too cool."
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"Everybody said he was..."
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"- Come on. Let's get out of here. - Okay, but... Hey, Lamont."
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"- Look. - Oh, no. We left our shoes up there."
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"And I just had my heels fixed."
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"That guy will only make more trouble for us."
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"You mind wearing them?"
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"I don't have time to play games."
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"Here you are."
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"- Oh, yes, of course. - I wouldn't wanna wear 'em out..."
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"- I just want it out of here. - Why? It looks great in this room."
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"I don't know about that."
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"It's none of my business, but shouldn't he be retired?"
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"Here."
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"- I don't know. What do I care? - 'Cause he's fruity. Where's his wife?"
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"If you need anything, you just call me."
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"I bet I know who Duane is."
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"Give me this phone."
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"- Put that down and get over here. - Okay."
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"I ain't lifting this."
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"Rum."
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"- Don't let him do that. - What?"
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"Here. Have some brandy. I bet you can use it."
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"I don't wanna talk to you. I don't wanna say nothing to you."
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"No. Push down when you kick it."
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"You don't have to lift it. You just come over here..."
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"I had to bring it over here to find out if we'll get through the door."
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"- Excuse me. - What am I supposed to do?"
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"- Right. He could've been a Nazi. - What are you talking about?"
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"- You wanna go back up there? - I don't think so."
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"Coming, Delilah."
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"Sanford and Son is recorded on tape before a live studio audience."
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