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Clips from The Simpsons - Bull-E (S26E26)

"because you are always eating it."
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"Bully! Bully! Bully!"
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"Springfield PD. Chief speaking."
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"Hello? We'd like to report a bully."
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"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh!"
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"Ooh, I wonder who this could be!"
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"Homer Simpson, I'm here to charge you"
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"with multiple counts of bullying your neighbor, Ned Flanders."
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"What the...?! Oh, I never dreamed"
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"that a law I had abused could be applied to me!"
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"Walk? But I just watered up the Slip'N Slide."
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"in our new Biff Stiffler Bully Reeducation Center."
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"Is it a school?"
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"More like a prison."
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"Phew! Thank God."
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"Welcome, friends."
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"or there'd be billions of people"
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"walking around without knowing each other,"
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"I know what you're going through"
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"because I'm a recovering bully myself."
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"I was bullied for years and years."
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"I tried to solve it in a way that I don't suggest."
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"I shot a man."
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"But that didn't fix it."
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"It fixed it for him. He died."
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"I went into the Army, and I was punished,"
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"and they told me I got over it."
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"I don't feel it, but I'm told I got over it,"
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"and I have something on the wall"
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"that says I do. Ow!"
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"Can I do yard work like the kids?"
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"Your work is internal. You mean like vacuuming?"
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"to something inside your house like vacuuming?"
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"Do you know that's why that Dyson is a billionaire?"
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"Something is wrong with you when you think vacuuming."
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"I'm talking about inside your head."
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"Oh, it's so boring in there."
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"Oh, is it?"
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"Now, no more talking!"
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"You find the toughest one, you crack that person,"
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"and the rest of you fall in line."
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"You'll never crack me."
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"Just like you never heard your mother say,"
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""I love you.""
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"There's not enough tissue in the world for what I'm feeling!"
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"The first six tissues are free."
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"The rest you pay for."
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"Use the first two again."
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"is woven from the colorful thread"
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"known as humiliation."
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"Gary, who humiliated you?"
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"my father was a psychologist."
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"He was a big believer in the methods of B.F. Skinner!"
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"I had to go through a hamster maze to get to my breakfast."
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"Which way is love, Daddy?"
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"Which way is love?"
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"He made me go through a maze."
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"Have the free potato chips."
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"You, we'll just heavily medicate."
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"I'm sorry, there's no other hope."
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"Oh, beautiful."
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"You're just proving my point."
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"What about you, Homer?"
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"Why do you hate this... Flanders?"
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"Well, he thinks he's so perfect, with his organized garage"
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"and his barbecue grill that never has crud on it."
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"That's very good. Keep exploring."
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"Kids who love him and rub his back."
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"And he's got enough extra hair for a mustache!"
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"All I got are Archie and Wicket here."
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"I'm so bald."
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"Deeper. You've got to go deeper!"
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"I'm so bald."
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"Deeper! And if you think I mean on the ground,"
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"I'm going to punch you!"
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"Oh, everybody hates Flanders."
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"No, just you."
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"That's right. Great guy."
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"It's been bothering you your whole life."
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"Also, it's five to 11:00."
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"Oh, can you just tell me the answer?"
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"If I told you the answer,"
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"then you would not have discovered it for yourself."
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"Did you see that, uh, Indiana Jones movie?"
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"Did anybody tell him where that thing was?"
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"Only you know! All right."
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"...because he's better than me in every way!"
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"I think we have a breakthrough."
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"I was gonna say that, too."
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"I used to be a jerk."
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"I never cared whose feelings I hurt as long as it got a laugh."
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"I took a thumb when a pinky would do."
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"But we have learned our lesson, so I hereby promise..."
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"I promise."
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"Te prometo."
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"We all promise."
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"To be a better human being."
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"Better human being."
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"Ugh! Once again, people."
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"Better being."
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"Does he have to be in this?"
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"Uh, question: What will this video be used for?"
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"Oh, in schools, by police groups."
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"CNN. They're doing a lot of things now"
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"that have nothing to do with news."
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"This is great. Nothing America likes better"
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"then comes back and tells everyone"
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"Oh, it's okay."
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"When it kicks in, it'll be a thousand times worse."
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"What happened to me?"
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"My mother told me she loved me."
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"Maybe I couldn't hear her"
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"reformed bully Homer Simpson."
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"You're a hero."
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"No, you're-you're the hero. I..."
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"No, no, you're wrong. You're the hero."
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"I... No, I just... I'm not."
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"I-I just have a little PTSD."
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"No, if you see a hero,"
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"you're looking into a mirror, man, because you're the hero."
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