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Clips from Family Guy - Hot Shots (S15E15)

"'cause I have a Groupon, and I'd hate to waste it."
Family Guy
"I was the chatty guy."
Family Guy
"Yeah, sorry, we were looking something up."
Family Guy
"We were going to get Stewie vaccinated,"
Family Guy
"but now, after our research, we're definitely not."
Family Guy
"Ah, no, Lois, don't tell me"
Family Guy
"you fell for all that anti-vaxxer crap."
Family Guy
"It's not crap, Brian."
Family Guy
"There's a lot of evidence to suggest there's a link"
Family Guy
"between vaccinations and autism."
Family Guy
"Lois, all that so-called evidence has been debunked."
Family Guy
"Listen to some of these ingredients:"
Family Guy
""mercury, thimerosal, aluminum, formaldehyde.""
Family Guy
"is something that affects all of us."
Family Guy
"The only reason they work"
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"then the diseases won't spread."
Family Guy
"Look, Brian, I was skeptical, too,"
Family Guy
"and I found some very interesting things"
Family Guy
"from the leader of the anti-vaccination movement,"
Family Guy
"See? Proof."
Family Guy
"Hard to argue with that."
Family Guy
"And look at this one."
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"Glasses."
Family Guy
"Case closed."
Family Guy
"I can't believe you guys."
Family Guy
"to a potential public health disaster"
Family Guy
"That's exactly the point-- my child."
Family Guy
"and nothing matters more than his well-being."
Family Guy
"Game of Thrones is on-- just a reminder."
Family Guy
"Yeah, we made this mistake before."
Family Guy
"Dad, this is acne."
Family Guy
"Well, maybe that's the problem."
Family Guy
"We're getting this town to change its mind"
Family Guy
"about vaccinations."
Family Guy
"Yeah. I'm with you."
Family Guy
"Just as soon as I finish getting the word out"
Family Guy
"about the one thing more important."
Family Guy
"They're ladies!"
Family Guy
"Just one of 'em?"
Family Guy
"What are the chances?"
Family Guy
"What are the chances?!"
Family Guy
"The brothers who made The Matrix are ladies now!"
Family Guy
"I don't believe this."
Family Guy
"aren't vaccinating Stewie."
Family Guy
"to make the same reckless choice?"
Family Guy
"I'm also gonna pet a bunch of dogs without asking."
Family Guy
"Then I'm gonna try and look at their teeth."
Family Guy
"Brian, all we want is for parents to have the choice."
Family Guy
"I hear Sansa finally shows boob in this one."
Family Guy
"You do realize they're putting your life in danger"
Family Guy
"You could get measles, mumps, rubella, whooping cough..."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, are you serious?"
Family Guy
"could make you very ill and, left untreated, kill you."
Family Guy
"I'd expect this kind of thing"
Family Guy
"from the fat man but not Lois."
Family Guy
"Although she did act like a nutcase"
Family Guy
"that time she went shopping right before Thanksgiving."
Family Guy
"Ready for Turkey Day?"
Family Guy
"(chuckles) Clever."
Family Guy
"Don't eat too much turkey tomorrow."
Family Guy
"Now, if only the meal would cook itself, huh?"
Family Guy
"(cackles loudly)"
Family Guy
"and weekend dads playing three minutes of catch,"
Family Guy
"do you know that the number of childhood vaccines"
Family Guy
"has tripled in the last generation?"
Family Guy
"And why is that?"
Family Guy
"Because heartless corporations make billions of dollars"
Family Guy
"We demand that these vaccines"
Family Guy
"Excuse me, are you the lady selling the bullhorn?"
Family Guy
"What? No."
Family Guy
"I'm over here."
Family Guy
"Well, obviously, Lois."
Family Guy
"You can't just go to a park"
Family Guy
"You got to spice things up."
Family Guy
"Like I did when I was a lounge singer"
Family Guy
"Her name is..."
Family Guy
"♪ Kim ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I don't understand why your father ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Has such problems with us ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Kim ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Mostly I think it's because ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ I don't make my car payments on time ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ But also because I was dating someone else ♪"
Family Guy
"♪ Kim ♪"
Family Guy
"Two, three, four,"
Family Guy
"(rapidly): five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven."
Family Guy
"♪ Kim ♪"
Family Guy
"Thank you!"
Family Guy
"(plays final note)"
Family Guy
"(rhythmic tapping)"
Family Guy
"(rhythmic clinking)"
Family Guy
"(rhythmic ice rattling)"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Oh, yeah, that's my anti-vaccination PSA."
Family Guy
"Hi, I'm a medical guy,"
Family Guy
"Fact: vaccinations cause autism,"
Family Guy
"paralysis, and even..."
Family Guy
"death, death, death, death, death, death, death,"
Family Guy
"Fact: "vaccinate" rhymes with "masturbate.""
Family Guy
"Would you let a doctor do that to your kid?"
Family Guy
"Fact: I still think Michelle Williams is Carey Mulligan."
Family Guy
"Medical delivery for badass karate doctor."
Family Guy
"(bones clattering)"
Family Guy
"I see no boob bones; the victim was a man."
Family Guy
"Wow."
Family Guy
"SINGER: ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪"
Family Guy
"Paid for with Meg's college fund."
Family Guy
"I'm trying to protect myself from all those diseases"
Family Guy
"From now on I'm going to ask that you wear these shoes"
Family Guy
"Where'd you get those?"
Family Guy
"Put 'em on and lick your lips!"
Family Guy
"Stewie, you might be taking this too far."
Family Guy
"Proper hygiene depends on everyone, Brian."
Family Guy
"For instance, I've already Saran-Wrapped Chris."
Family Guy
"(muffled): I'm a gas station sandwich!"
Family Guy
"(dramatic music on TV)"
Family Guy
"We interrupt this program with breaking news."
Family Guy
"to an all-time low, fueled by a recent media campaign"
Family Guy
"led by local meddler Peter Griffin,"
Family Guy
"That can't be real, right?"
Family Guy
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