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Clips from Family Guy - Hot Shots (S15E15)

"I bought this remote- controlled toy helicopter,"
Family Guy
"to which I have attached this handgun."
Family Guy
"You can beat me, but I am who I am!"
Family Guy
"You think differently."
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"shine through you."
Family Guy
"It's a better world now."
Family Guy
"I-I don't know about this, Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Hey, you guys, is that my laptop?"
Family Guy
"with uneven lyric density."
Family Guy
"♪ At the same time as ♪"
Family Guy
"Peter, is that you on TV right now?"
Family Guy
"I... will take this."
Family Guy
"Haven't you heard?"
Family Guy
"What the hell?"
Family Guy
"Thanks, Swanson, we'll take it from here."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry, Rupert,"
Family Guy
"We had great weather, fired up the barbecue,"
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"He died of measles."
Family Guy
"You've got to get the hell out of town before you get sick!"
Family Guy
"I'll just have to go around them."
Family Guy
"Oh, really?"
Family Guy
"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
Family Guy
"Aah! We're all gonna die!"
Family Guy
"Well, I suppose so."
Family Guy
"It'll lead us right to him."
Family Guy
"This is a song I wrote for my beautiful girlfriend."
Family Guy
"not by the companies who make them."
Family Guy
"(train whistle blows)"
Family Guy
"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
Family Guy
"BRITISH NARRATOR: Upon realizing a trip to Africa"
Family Guy
"Okay, all-all right, everybody just calm down,"
Family Guy
"Somebody set him up for a funny joke."
Family Guy
"Hey, Grandpa,"
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""Like I do every night: upside down.""
Family Guy
"(laughs)"
Family Guy
"Okay. But, Peter,"
Family Guy
"we can't have a bat flying around the house."
Family Guy
"Don't worry, Lois. I'll get rid of it."
Family Guy
"Just like my penis enhancement."
Family Guy
"I want it to hang down to my knees."
Family Guy
"Peter, that doesn't seem very... Here goes."
Family Guy
"Now, I don't have anything to control the trigger with,"
Family Guy
"so I put it on a timer."
Family Guy
"But I don't remember how long I set it..."
Family Guy
"What? Why would you give him knives?"
Family Guy
"I didn't think it would matter."
Family Guy
"I was counting on this helicopter thing working."
Family Guy
"Peter? Wh-Where are you?"
Family Guy
"PETER: In order to understand the bat,"
Family Guy
"we must first understand the vampire."
Family Guy
"So I watched Interview with the Vampire."
Family Guy
"Oh? Then why am I clad in velvet pants"
Family Guy
"And why does my shirt billow so"
Family Guy
"Peter, what's really going on?"
Family Guy
"I'm just trying to reinvent my look."
Family Guy
"A guy at work said I dress like crap."
Family Guy
"(alarm beeps)"
Family Guy
"Wha... Wh-What's wrong?"
Family Guy
"Ar-Are we taking a terrible 7:00 a.m. flight?"
Family Guy
"No, no. I realized to catch a bat,"
Family Guy
"I need to live like a bat. So I got to be up at night."
Family Guy
"It's a nocturnal mission, Lois."
Family Guy
"Okay, but what are you gonna do?"
Family Guy
"Well, as everyone knows,"
Family Guy
"bats watch a ton of Cinemax softcore porn,"
Family Guy
"so that seems like the place to start."
Family Guy
"♪ ♪ (woman giggling)"
Family Guy
"Aha! (squeaks)"
Family Guy
"MAN: Welcome back to CNBC's Moneyline."
Family Guy
"You expect me to believe you own stocks?"
Family Guy
"Bat Industries was up two dollars a share today"
Family Guy
"in heavy trading."
Family Guy
"Get back here! Damn it!"
Family Guy
"(squeaking continuing)"
Family Guy
"♪ ♪"
Family Guy
"I got you now, Bat Damon."
Family Guy
"I named you Bat Damon."
Family Guy
"Aw, now I want you to live."
Family Guy
"(squeaking)"
Family Guy
"Aah! Aah! What is it?"
Family Guy
"Aah! Ow!"
Family Guy
"Peter, what the hell did you do to Stewie's hand?"
Family Guy
"It could be broken."
Family Guy
"I didn't mean to. It's just,"
Family Guy
"sometimes I don't think before I act."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, high-five."
Family Guy
"Hey, did you just high-five that sign?"
Family Guy
"Yeah."
Family Guy
"Get in."
Family Guy
"PETER: His name was Derek."
Family Guy
"I moved onto his prayer farm with 45 other members"
Family Guy
"But not me. 'Cause I don't like root beer."
Family Guy
"And I only drink what I like."
Family Guy
"After it was all over, I called Lois to pick me up."
Family Guy
"She was mad."
Family Guy
"But she's what Derek calls an Oppressing Doubter."
Family Guy
"Oh, thank you so much for coming in early, Dr. Hartman."
Family Guy
"Oh, no problem."
Family Guy
"Good news. Stewie's hand looks fine."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, high-five."
Family Guy
"Huh. As long as you're here,"
Family Guy
"I see Stewie hasn't had his vaccinations yet."
Family Guy
"Should we take care of that?"
Family Guy
"about the risks of vaccinations."
Family Guy
"God, you are aging so rapidly."
Family Guy
""Possible side effects:"
Family Guy
"Wait, and this can't be right:"
Family Guy
"they actually put some of the disease in the shot?"
Family Guy
"Hey, man, how many questions your lady ask?"
Family Guy
"Uh, like, a million?"
Family Guy
"But I don't remember having to read any of this"
Family Guy
"Well, that was before Internet chat rooms"
Family Guy
"made everybody an expert."
Family Guy
"We might need a little bit of time to think this over."
Family Guy
"Yeah, 'cause we don't want to make a big mistake."
Family Guy
"Like when I peed next to the chatty guy."
Family Guy
"(alarm rings)"
Family Guy
"Anyway, I'll tell you what's on fire: my urethra."
Family Guy
"That's the last time I go to a water park,"
Family Guy
"Well, that's not completely true,"
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