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Clips from South Park - Butt Out (S07E07)

"With a hidey-liedy-liedy and a hidey-liedy-lay"
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"We work and we make cigarettes"
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"All hidey-liedy day"
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"So folks can get a breakie from their stressful liedy lives"
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"And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night"
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"I like to have a cigarette every now and then"
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"It makes me feel calmer when the day is at an end"
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"And if it gives me cancer when I'm 80, I don't care"
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"Who the hell wants to be 90, anyway?"
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"So with a hidey-liedy-liedy and a hidey-liedy-lay"
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"We work and we make cigarettes all hidey-liedy day"
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"So folks can get a breakie from their stressful liedy lives"
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"And relaxy with the cigarettes we make all day and night"
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"Well, I guess that's the end of our tour."
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"Oh, here, boys, let me get your picture."
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"Got it!"
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"- You bastards are going down now! - What?"
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"I'm not Rita Poon, I'm Rob Reiner!"
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"We go state to state and do things like use bogus studies"
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"to get the public on our side and force cigarette smokers to stop."
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"It's like smoking brings a lot of people just a little bit of joy,"
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"and you get to take that away from them."
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"You are so awesome."
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"Here you go, Bob. This is Mr Valkri. He does all our Photoshop work."
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"Now all we have to do is Photoshop cigarettes into your hands, and bingo!"
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"When this hits the papers, the tobacco company is screwed!"
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"But, dude, you're making stuff up."
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"You kids need to understand something, okay?"
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"like when you know what's good for people more than they do."
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"Oh, my God, that is exactly what I've always said."
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"I love this guy!"
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"Goddamn it, what the hell is wrong with people in this state?"
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"Apparently, several people here still believe there's no proof"
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"They want proof? All right, we'll give them proof!"
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"We'll shoot it tomorrow."
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"And you boys decide which one of you would be best for the part."
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"All right, people,"
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"we've got to get moving on the bill to ban smoking in parks here!"
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"Let's go!"
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"Who will it be? Gentlemen, the game is on."
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"Go ahead. We don't want to be in their stupid commercial."
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"Make me think you don't care about being in the commercial"
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"Didn't work, did it, Kyle?"
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"I know what you're gonna say next."
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"You're gonna say, "How about none of us show up tomorrow to do it?""
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"And then I'm supposed to agree,"
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"so that tomorrow you can waltz in all by yourself"
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"and do the commercial. That's Serbian Jew double bluff,"
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"Only one of us can be in the commercial, gentlemen."
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"is on."
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"Sorry, Kyle, but I'm afraid only one of us will be showing up"
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"Thought you had me with your Serbian Jew double bluff, didn't you?"
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"Well, let's see you try to open this door now!"
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"Hello, Kyle."
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"Oh, man! Wait, this isn't my house."
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"Cartman, you go ahead and do the commercial tomorrow."
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"But I'm warning you, those anti-smoking people are liars, and they're bullies"
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"Okay, Eric, this is gonna be real simple."
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"All you gotta do is just read the words on the teleprompter here."
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"Okay!"
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"Let's see how the tobacco companies deal with this!"
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"Okay. Okay."
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""You know, some people say there's no proof that second-hand smoke kills."
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""The tobacco companies say there's no proof that second-hand smoke kills."
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""I've just been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer."
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""I guess I'm the proof."
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""think about me."
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""Because, by the time you see this commercial,"
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""I'll be dead. ""
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"What does that mean, "I'll be dead"?"
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"Hey, what was that dead part?"
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"That was very good, Eric."
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"- No, thanks, I'm not hungry. - But you are."
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"Just eat this one cupcake."
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"It has sprinkles."
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"I'm not eating the cupcake."
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"Eric, do you know what a hero is?"
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"You can be a hero, Eric."
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"All you have to do"
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"is eat the cupcake."
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"- Who's going to kill you? - The anti-smoking people!"
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"They had me say I died from second-hand smoke,"
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"and now they want to sacrifice me to make it look real!"
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"They'll stop at nothing!"
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"- Well, get away from us, then! - Yeah, dude! Don't get us killed, too!"
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"- Stop it, Cartman! Go die on your own! - If I go, you guys go!"
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"- Dad! - What?"
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"The anti-smoking people are trying to kill Cartman"
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"and he won't stay away from us."
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"Don't be ridiculous, boys."
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"The anti-smoking people are kind, caring and intelligent."
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"by the lies of the big tobacco companies."
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"Help you, fat ass! We weren't in the commercial, remember?"
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"You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off now."
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"Now, come on, we're going to the tobacco company!"
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"What we really should do is go to our parents right now"
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"and take responsibility for smoking ourselves."
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"- Even if it means getting grounded. - Why?"
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"and then Rob Reiner will show up"
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"with all the townspeople holding torches or something"
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"and there'll be a big showdown until we talk about what we learned"
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"This is all following a formula!"
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"So, it's either deal with all that, or be grounded for three weeks?"
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"You see that? The tobacco company won't give us the kid!"
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"And do you know why?"
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"Because they know that if they give us that kid,"
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"then we'll kill him,"
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"and when our commercial goes on the air, it will lose them business!"
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"Wait a minute. What?"
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"people are gonna think it's because of second-hand smoke,"
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"and then these bastards aren't gonna make money."
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"And they know it!"
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"What the hell is wrong with you? That's not right!"
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"Oh, God damn it. Do I have to explain this again?"
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"So if we have to be a little extreme to stop it, it's okay!"
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"Because I learned something today."
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"- See? I knew it. - Yep."
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"So you use all your money and power to force others to think like you."
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"And that's called fascism, you tubby asshole!"
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"God damn it, there will be no more smoking!"
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