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Clips from South Park - Butt Out (S07E07)

"Yeah! So butt out!"
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"Butt out! Yeah, yeah Give that cigarette butt a throw"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Remember, kids, if you smoke, you could grow up to be a failure."
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"Worse yet, you could grow up to be dead!"
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"So don't believe what those evil tobacco companies tell you!"
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"Yeah! Because if you don't smoke, you can grow up to be"
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"- just like us! - Just like us!"
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"Here, give me another one, give me another one."
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"Oh... here comes Mr Mackey!"
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"Throw them away!"
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"Dude, here he comes. We gotta stop coughing!"
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"Boys, what are you doing back here?"
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"I asked you a question. What are you doing back here, m'kay?"
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"What?"
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"Sick!"
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"Gross, dude!"
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"Well, hey, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you boys had been smoking!"
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"Well, you better not, because let me tell you something about smoking."
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"And if you start smoking at an early age, m'kay,"
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"it's gonna be bad, m'kay?"
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"Because smoking can lead to all kinds of health problems, like cancer, m'kay?"
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"And let me tell you something about cancer, m'kay?"
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"Cancer's bad, m'kay?"
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"And... What?"
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"Holy... m'kay?"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"Well, you boys have certainly done it this time!"
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"Not as sorry as you're going to be when your parents get here."
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"- Here they come now. - Oh, God."
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"Come on in!"
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"Stanley, what did you do this time?"
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"You better brace yourselves, parents. The boys were caught"
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"smoking."
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"Smoking?"
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"Eric! You've done a lot of horrible things in your life, but smoking?"
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"You are grounded for three weeks!"
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"Three weeks? Are you... kidding me?"
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"Haven't you boys heard anything about how harmful smoking is to you"
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"- and those around you? - Of course they haven't,"
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"because the tobacco companies have gotten to them first!"
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"This is really their fault!"
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"with lies and propaganda that make them want to smoke."
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"Yeah! It's like the tobacco companies have control of my mind."
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"Oh, my goodness. I had no idea! Are you okay, sweetie?"
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"I say we bring them down!"
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"Rob Reiner!"
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"Who's Rob Reiner?"
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"I pushed a law for higher taxes on cigarettes,"
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"I force smokers out of bars and parks,"
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"but still I get letters from parents saying their kids are doing it!"
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"Apparently, people still don't understand how bad smoking is for them."
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"Don't they know how dangerous it is to their health?"
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"Don't they know the hazard of second-hand smoke?"
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"According to the letter, sir,"
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"the town has a tobacco company quite near them."
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"Yeah, that must be it!"
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"The tobacco companies, with their millions of dollars"
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"and their slick desks and fancy buildings,"
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"they're the ones making children want to smoke!"
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"They're the ones hurting our nation's health!"
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"This is war!"
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"You guys, maybe we should come clean right now and tell everyone"
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"- What? - Why? It's perfect!"
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"If everyone's blaming the tobacco companies, then nobody's blaming us."
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"It's just that this seems like another one of those times"
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"It's been happening a lot lately."
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"How about this time we just put a stop to it right now?"
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"Yeah, don't worry, dude. Things aren't going to get out of hand."
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"Damn it!"
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"Butter!"
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"Butter!"
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"What'd he say?"
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"Butter!"
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"It is so nice to see an entire town come together to fight for good health."
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"So I say we fight fire with fire!"
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"We're going to use these children to bring the tobacco companies down!"
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"Oh, no."
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"All right, kids, here's what we're gonna do."
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"We're gonna sneak you into the tobacco company"
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"by saying you kids want a tour for a school paper."
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"Once you're inside, I'm gonna take photos, and then we'll publish them,"
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"saying that the tobacco company invited you over"
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"to seduce you into smoking."
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"- Got it? - Got it!"
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"But isn't that kind of lying?"
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"We're just levelling out the playing field."
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"The tobacco companies lie to you about the dangers of smoking."
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"Would you mind putting that death stick out?"
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"But this is a bar."
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"Isn't smoking illegal in bars here?"
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"Not in Colorado."
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"Look, man, I work 14 hours a day at the saw mill."
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"I just got off work and I need to relax."
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"Well, when I relax, I just go to my vacation house in Hawaii!"
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"I ain't got a vacation house in Hawaii."
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"Your vacation house in Mexico, then. Whatever it is!"
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"by smoking that in here."
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"And I am not going to tolerate it!"
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"There will be no more smoking!"
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"Dude, he just goes around imposing his will on people."
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"He's my idol."
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"and we'll be able to sue this tobacco company for $2 billion."
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"As soon as we get into the main facility,"
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"I'll snap the photo of you kids, and we can all run out."
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"- Think you can handle it? - Handle it?"
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"For $2 billion, I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir."
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"All right, great. Okay, now watch yourselves, kids."
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"These tobacco company people will do anything"
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"They are liars, and they are frauds."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Yes, my name is Rita Poon, I called about my boys wanting a tour?"
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"- Excuse me? - Nothing! Please continue!"
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"was cultivated in Virginia in 1612."
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"- So tobacco helped to build America. - That's right."
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"Over the next few centuries, the tobacco business was so great"
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"that many slaves were brought from Africa to help work the fields."
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"And some people still choose to do it,"
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"and we believe that's what being an American is all about."
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"And here's our factory at work!"
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