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Clips from Scrubs - My Lawyer's in Love (S08E08)

New chapter!

"New chapter!"

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- Perry Cox. - J.D.: We still need those rooms.

"- Perry Cox. - J.D.: We still need those rooms."

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- And you, sir, are a liar. - There is no money in the budget.

"- And you, sir, are a liar. - There is no money in the budget."

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that he can't sing in Pediatrics.

"that he can't sing in Pediatrics."

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A cappella music is, how to put this delicately?

"A cappella music is, how to put this delicately?"

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- Guys, guys, guys! He said no. - Oh, man!

"- Guys, guys, guys! He said no. - Oh, man!"

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Well maybe, he'll let us sing for the people in the burn ward.

"Well maybe, he'll let us sing for the people in the burn ward."

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Besides, Teddy, hospital already has someone who sings to the kids.

"Besides, Teddy, hospital already has someone who sings to the kids."

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He wandered down through the starlight

"He wandered down through the starlight"

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That's a cute song.

"That's a cute song."

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It's not cute... It's beautiful.

"It's not cute... It's beautiful."

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J.D.: But still, with Dr. Cox, winning has ramifications.

"J.D.: But still, with Dr. Cox, winning has ramifications."

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Janice, you are one ugly baby. Seriously.

"Janice, you are one ugly baby. Seriously."

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Did you actually teach your son to be mean to a baby?

"Did you actually teach your son to be mean to a baby?"

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Not just any baby, but your baby.

"Not just any baby, but your baby."

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Come here, Jackie Boy!

"Come here, Jackie Boy!"

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We're going to get 10,000 jellybeans. I love you so much.

"We're going to get 10,000 jellybeans. I love you so much."

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They can both be so hurtful.

"They can both be so hurtful."

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I can't do this all on my own

"I can't do this all on my own"

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No, I know

"No, I know"

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I'm no Superman

"I'm no Superman"

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You got to pick Jack up from preschool today.

"You got to pick Jack up from preschool today."

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Hello, I'll be busy taking care of our daughter.

"Hello, I'll be busy taking care of our daughter."

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Jennifer is with the nanny.

"Jennifer is with the nanny."

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Okay, fine. Jack's school gets out at 2:00,

"Okay, fine. Jack's school gets out at 2:00,"

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- Are you enjoying your life? - Yeah, it's pretty nice. And yours?

"- Are you enjoying your life? - Yeah, it's pretty nice. And yours?"

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- It's different. - Huh.

"- It's different. - Huh."

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- Got your latte, champ. - Well now, thank you.

"- Got your latte, champ. - Well now, thank you."

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Boy, oh boy, you're really digging the heck out of this whole

"Boy, oh boy, you're really digging the heck out of this whole"

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Well, it has all the thrill of an affair, without all that exhausting sex.

"Well, it has all the thrill of an affair, without all that exhausting sex."

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Do you realize that I have to do rounds, see patients, pick up my son Jack,

"Do you realize that I have to do rounds, see patients, pick up my son Jack,"

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and somehow put a dent in all this bureaucratic ridiculousness?

"and somehow put a dent in all this bureaucratic ridiculousness?"

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You're the Chief of Medicine,

"You're the Chief of Medicine,"

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you can't keep doing all the things you used to do.

"you can't keep doing all the things you used to do."

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You have to let something go.

"You have to let something go."

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on Fire Island called "Everything Mesh."

"on Fire Island called "Everything Mesh.""

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- You like mesh, Perry? - No, Bob, I don't.

"- You like mesh, Perry? - No, Bob, I don't."

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Well, I didn't either at first. But the boxers really breathe.

"Well, I didn't either at first. But the boxers really breathe."

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I can do it all.

"I can do it all."

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Craig, I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.

"Craig, I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again."

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Can I talk to you in the hall for one second?

"Can I talk to you in the hall for one second?"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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Look, I know you and Craig have a history,

"Look, I know you and Craig have a history,"

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No, no, Craig was my patient before, so he'll be my patient now.

"No, no, Craig was my patient before, so he'll be my patient now."

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then he gets to go home not smelling like cocoa butter.

"then he gets to go home not smelling like cocoa butter."

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Don't get me wrong,

"Don't get me wrong,"

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I still want you to be a big part of Craig's treatment team.

"I still want you to be a big part of Craig's treatment team."

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Is there anything you want Dr. Puberty Beard to go get for ya?

"Is there anything you want Dr. Puberty Beard to go get for ya?"

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- A root beer, please. - Nice to have you on board.

"- A root beer, please. - Nice to have you on board."

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Whoa. You took the last two root beers.

"Whoa. You took the last two root beers."

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It's for me.

"It's for me."

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The old lick-the-can-so- no-one-will-want-it trick.

"The old lick-the-can-so- no-one-will-want-it trick."

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"Licked by Janitor."

""Licked by Janitor.""

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You'll find the same note on your cell phone.

"You'll find the same note on your cell phone."

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Okay, Teddy. It's time to throw down your power rap.

"Okay, Teddy. It's time to throw down your power rap."

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- Can I help you? - No, you cannot!

"- Can I help you? - No, you cannot!"

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Yeah. Every time Ted chickens out with a girl,

"Yeah. Every time Ted chickens out with a girl,"

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Cherish the pain, Ted. It means you're still alive.

"Cherish the pain, Ted. It means you're still alive."

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But let me tell you something about the Dorians.

"But let me tell you something about the Dorians."

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It's also why last weekend I flew to the Ozarks

"It's also why last weekend I flew to the Ozarks"

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for a spontaneous waterski getaway with Dr. Cox.

"for a spontaneous waterski getaway with Dr. Cox."

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He was not there. Nor was his lakeside cabin.

"He was not there. Nor was his lakeside cabin."

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- In or out? - In.

"- In or out? - In."

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- For Ted. All right. - For Ted.

"- For Ted. All right. - For Ted."

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If you don't put out a new one,

"If you don't put out a new one,"

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Okay. Last patient.

"Okay. Last patient."

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A pre-excitation of the ventricle

"A pre-excitation of the ventricle"

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due to accessory pathways, a condition called what?

"due to accessory pathways, a condition called what?"

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It's Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome. Nice job.

"It's Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome. Nice job."

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I'm out of time, so

"I'm out of time, so"

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I'm going to go ahead and answer these last questions myself.

"I'm going to go ahead and answer these last questions myself."

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Now what is...

"Now what is..."

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Let me finish.

"Let me finish."

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What is Ebstein's Anomaly?

"What is Ebstein's Anomaly?"

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Great job, group. I appreciate the effort. Now leave.

"Great job, group. I appreciate the effort. Now leave."

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Well, that's perfectly understandable, but for the record,

"Well, that's perfectly understandable, but for the record,"

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Yes, dark-haired guy.

"Yes, dark-haired guy."

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Oh, I thought it was just the hand-raising part.

"Oh, I thought it was just the hand-raising part."

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No.

"No."

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Okay, I know I was supposed to read up on that.

"Okay, I know I was supposed to read up on that."

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But Dr. Cox, are you familiar

"But Dr. Cox, are you familiar"

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Sure.

"Sure."

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My buddies and I bought one at a police auction,

"My buddies and I bought one at a police auction,"

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Wow! Your laziness has finally caught up with you. But no worries.

"Wow! Your laziness has finally caught up with you. But no worries."

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For the next two days, you're going to sit your ass in that chair,

"For the next two days, you're going to sit your ass in that chair,"

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I'm going to come around every once in a while and ask you questions,

"I'm going to come around every once in a while and ask you questions,"

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and if you don't know the answer, I'm going to take that textbook,

"and if you don't know the answer, I'm going to take that textbook,"

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- Pretty frightening. - Good luck.

"- Pretty frightening. - Good luck."

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I'm not upset.

"I'm not upset."

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Ted, we found you in the park, throwing rocks at old couples.

"Ted, we found you in the park, throwing rocks at old couples."

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Why should they be happy?

"Why should they be happy?"

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Come on, man! You can get this girl.

"Come on, man! You can get this girl."

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No, no, no, you don't understand!

"No, no, no, you don't understand!"

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If I even think about a girl that hot, I get the most unbelievable dry mouth.

"If I even think about a girl that hot, I get the most unbelievable dry mouth."

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I mean, just picturing her beautiful eyes and her cute...

"I mean, just picturing her beautiful eyes and her cute..."

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It's gum and tonic. Gin, rum and tonic.

"It's gum and tonic. Gin, rum and tonic."

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You don't get drunk on gum. It's a breakfast liqueur.

"You don't get drunk on gum. It's a breakfast liqueur."

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And you can't just turn the truce off whenever you want to.

"And you can't just turn the truce off whenever you want to."

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It's my latte. And it's scalding hot.

"It's my latte. And it's scalding hot."

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Yeah, it is.

"Yeah, it is."

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My first date with Lady, I made her a duck I killed.

"My first date with Lady, I made her a duck I killed."

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But in the car, on the way over, we kind of got into it, you know.

"But in the car, on the way over, we kind of got into it, you know."

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Maybe I was in a bad mood, maybe he was, I don't know.

"Maybe I was in a bad mood, maybe he was, I don't know."

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But one thing led to another, and then we're off on the side of the road,

"But one thing led to another, and then we're off on the side of the road,"

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shirtless and seeing what's what.

"shirtless and seeing what's what."

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I'm really not comfortable murdering for her.

"I'm really not comfortable murdering for her."

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It's fine. The important thing is to be confident.

"It's fine. The important thing is to be confident."

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When you talk to her, you think about something, anything,

"When you talk to her, you think about something, anything,"

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that puts you at a confident place.

"that puts you at a confident place."

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Yep, those are gum legs.

"Yep, those are gum legs."

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so we gotta do a biopsy,

"so we gotta do a biopsy,"

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which means we're going to make a little cut under your arm,

"which means we're going to make a little cut under your arm,"

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and take a tiny sample.

"and take a tiny sample."

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Is it going to hurt?

"Is it going to hurt?"

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I'll check in with you later.

"I'll check in with you later."

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Dr. Cox?

"Dr. Cox?"

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Okay, Ted. I think we found a way

"Okay, Ted. I think we found a way"

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Kill me? 'Cause I'd be willing to try that.

"Kill me? 'Cause I'd be willing to try that."

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No, Ted. Do you remember when you were a kid

"No, Ted. Do you remember when you were a kid"

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and your father threw you in the deep end of the pool

"and your father threw you in the deep end of the pool"

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