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Clips from Scrubs - My Lawyer's in Love (S08E08)

"- Band practice. - What band?"
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"They have to stay within earshot, it's in the band code."
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"Seasons don't fear the reaper"
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"Perry, for the last time, we need more negative pressure rooms"
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"in the infectious disease ward."
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"You will die"
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"- Huh. I didn't hear you knock. - The door was open."
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"And while you're delivering bad news, please tell Ted"
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"Who?"
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"One day the moon got tired of being up in the sky"
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"His swim trunks and snorkel And guess what? Mr. Moon swam"
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"secret-friendship thing, aren't you?"
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"Just don't drop the ball with your son. That's what I did with Harrison."
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"that I have the complexion of a 12-year-old Greek boy?"
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"Say, Craig?"
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"This one is for a patient, and this one..."
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"Too bad I beat you to it."
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"Have you ever seen such an angel?"
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"Wow, look at Ted go!"
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"he goes straight to his bike and pedals home."
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"- Maybe you and I could team up. - I bet you think I'm going to say no."
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"We trust. And we trust hard."
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"It's the reason why every single Dorian has a loyal army of friends."
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"There had also been talk of a tire swing."
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"Yo, Chief, for some reason,"
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"you're going to get every nurse showing up at the same time."
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"Not you. You didn't raise your hand, not even once."
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"I wasn't feeling it."
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"what is Ebstein's Anomaly?"
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"with those electronic trivia games they have at bars?"
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"And they're going to call me whenever my team's turn comes up."
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"As your teacher, I'm going to make sure you get through all this, because..."
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"and you are going to learn everything there is to know"
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"about the human heart."
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"and I'm going to drive it through your skull. How does that sound?"
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"So, we've called a truce to help you out."
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"Don't get him drunk. He can barely talk as it is."
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"And you know what? I don't like you telling me what to do."
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"Truce off. Truce on."
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"That was a patient's lab results."
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"- Sure you can. - Fine, truce off."
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"Ted, do you want to get this girl?"
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"Give her a present. Better yet, a present that you made."
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""to kill it in front of her?""
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"And yes, it would have. And that was my plan."
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"I don't want to talk about this anymore."
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"I got one thousand things I got to attend to here."
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"- Yeah. - I'm scared."
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"Why don't you tell me what's scaring you,"
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"and we'll see what I can do to make it better."
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"to get you over your fear of talking to this girl."
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"You just spooked him a little bit."
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"J.D.: And then Ted remembered what the Janitor had said about confidence."
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"Peons assemble!"
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"There'll be peace when you are done"
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"Lay your weary head to rest"
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"Once I rose above the noise and confusion"
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"J.D.: As I watched Ted, I realized that a little confidence is a good thing."
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"this is what it looks like when all the nurses show up at once."
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"I'll deal with it in a second."
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"Where the hell is Craig?"
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"Seventeen nurses took him down for his biopsy at 2:00."
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"- You broke the promise. - Well, have it your way."
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"And like can lead to like-like And like-like can lead to love"
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"Sure as the stars above"
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"- I'd really like to kiss you - I'd really like to screw you"
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"100% of your communication with this woman should be in song."
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"Loving it!"
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"Well, you wouldn't be so stressed out if you let people help you."
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"Look, I've said this before."
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"You cannot be Chief of Medicine without giving something up."
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"Bob, he's not going to take that well."
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"I do everything for you and you still won't let me in?"
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"- Jack? - Daddy?"
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"- Was it a romantic comedy? - Yeah."
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"I have to give something up."
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"Sweetie, I've got to talk to your dad for a second."
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"- Go over there and staple some stuff. - Cool!"
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"Perry, they don't know you like I do."
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"You're not capable of giving up on anything that you care about."
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"or your never-ending quest to please me sexually."
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"You know, I'm an idiot."
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"I'm really not what you would call a winner."
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"and most of them are about when you can and cannot kill seals."
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"it's only because I have no idea why you would like me."
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"Well, he never would have gotten to that point"
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"- We're a good team. - Yeah."
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"- I guess the truce is off. - I like to think it was never really on."
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"Oh, Johnny wishes he was famous"
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"With Lennon and Cobain"
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"But I can't do that, Craig. I screwed up, I broke a promise to you."
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"And I'm not leaving until you do."
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"I have a lot of patients to see. You're stuck with him."
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"Even if it meant compromising a little."
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"Like letting a close friend cross the T's and dot the I's."
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"Here's a first pass of the nurses' schedule."
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"Please feel free to make any changes you want and put it out."
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"You patient has a sodium channel abnormality in the cardiac tissue"
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"There was this trivia thing. Did you know"
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"J.D.: Still, it's all worth it if you get home in time"
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"It's okay. You'll try again tomorrow."
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"He doesn't want to imagine me doing that with anyone."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, what the hell. Let's get freaky."
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"Oh, Ted. No, no!"
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"Peons assemble!"
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"Wow, Ted, it's kind of like you're their leader."
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"Peons disperse!"
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"Peons assemble! Enough of the horseplay!"
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"Now we need to practice, and I can't have you winded."
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"Now we've only got one shot to convince Dr. Cox"
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"All our times have come"
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"Oh, boy, good luck with that."
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"J.D.: As wrong as it was to serenade sick kids"
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"it was perfect for my walk to Dr. Cox's office."
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"Yep, it was terrifying going up against the new Chief."
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"Then go outside, close the door, and knock."
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"- No, you're just gonna lock it. - No, I won't."
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"- You know I've been burned before. - Believe in me."
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"- New chapter? - New chapter."
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