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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Wheaton Recurrence (S03E03)

"Do or do not, there is no try."
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"- Okay. Good night, sweetie. - Good night."
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"Sheldon says impossible, Howard and I say not only possible..."
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"Interesting."
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"Really? Every time we've talked about unusual animal genitals..."
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"Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet?"
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"It happens."
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"Oh, yes. In fact, I've prepared some trash talk for the occasion. Ahem."
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"Unless she bowls well. In which case, you bowl nothing like her."
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"...and cry out, "Mommy""
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"- That wasn't a no. - Yeah. Think we're getting close."
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"Because you can die that way."
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"We would indeed. In this particular case..."
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"It was never off."
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"Yes."
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"Now you've had time to think about it. What do you wanna say?"
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"- This isn't the place to have this. - No."
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"Penny."
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"When she's upset, she says "ack" and eats ice cream."
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"He's in the laundry room now. Now would be a good time."
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"...and it didn't work out very well."
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"- So we're good? - Yes, that's what I'm telling you."
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"Time to bowl."
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"As we are currently crushing you, Wesley."
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"I so loathe you."
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"It's good we got out and did something physical."
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"I wish she had just broken up with me right there."
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"- Oh, we really need a strike here. - I know."
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"You did this, didn't you?"
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"Wheaton..."
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"I don't know about you, but I feel empowered."
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"Having a little trouble catching your breath, there?"
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"No, I'm good. If my P.E. teachers had told me this is what I was training for..."
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"...I would have tried a lot harder."
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"Heh. Did you just quote Star Wars?"
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"I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back."
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"Ha, ha. Oh, my God."
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"I am lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda."
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"I love you, Penny."
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"Uh... Heh."
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"Thank you."
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"You're welcome."
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"- I just wanted to put that out there. - Oh, yeah. No, I..."
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"- Good. Glad is good. - Yeah."
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"Ha. Ahem."
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"No... Um..."
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"So, heh..."
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"It's getting pretty late. We should, tsk, go to sleep."
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"Yeah, probably."
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"Hey, Leonard, where do you come down on giant ants?"
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"...but as a mode of transportation, way cooler than the Batmobile."
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"You are ignoring the square-cube law."
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"The giant ant would be crushed under the weight of its exoskeleton."
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"For the record, the appropriate ranking of cool modes of transportation..."
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"...is jetpack, hover board, transporter, Batmobile and then giant ant."
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"Seriously, you have nothing better to do than sit around..."
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"...and discuss the possibility of giant ants?"
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"- What's with him? - Perhaps he's at a sensitive point..."
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"...in his monthly cycle."
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"Are you saying he's man-struating?"
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"Not literally."
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"But as far back as the 17th century..."
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"...scientists observed a 33-day fluctuation in men's hormone levels."
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"That might explain my weepy days in the middle of the month."
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"You know what I'm talking about."
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"Okay, forget giant ants."
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"How about giant rabbits?"
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"Big or small, I don't like rabbits."
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"They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do."
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"Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size."
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"On a side note, they are one of the few mammals..."
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"...whose scrotum is in front of the penis."
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"Maybe that's what they wanna talk about."
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"Leonard, where do you stand on giant rabbits and scrotal position?"
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"I honestly don't care."
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"...you've always had some pretty strong and controversial opinions."
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"What do you want? I just don't give a rat's ass."
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"Would that be a giant rat's ass?"
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"For the record, giant rats are possible."
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"Can we please talk about something else?"
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"Okay, how about this for a topic: "Why is Leonard being a giant douche?""
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"Assuming giant douches are possible."
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"Of course they are. Leonard's being one."
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"- Maybe he's having a spat with Penny. - No. There was no spat."
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"- Oh, but something happened. - I don't wanna talk about it."
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"But I sense you're going to and I don't wanna hear about it. Excuse me."
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"What'd you do, Romeo?"
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"Did you pour maple syrup all over your body..."
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"...and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?"
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"Think it would be funny to put on her panties and jump around..."
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"...but it wound up just creeping her out?"
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"- What? No. - Just asking, dude."
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"You guys still on for bowling tonight?"
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"You bowl like your mama."
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"Oh. Ouch."
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"That is what is referred to as "a burn on you.""
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"- Did you ask her to start waxing? - No."
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"- Did you start waxing? - No."
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"While making love, did you accidentally spank your own ass..."
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"I'm walking away from you now."
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"Did you take a Benadryl and fall asleep while pleasuring her?"
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"Oh, that would be a good way to go."
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"- Hi. - Oh, hey."
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"Good, Penny. Reminder, bowling tonight at 7:00."
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"Oh, right. Bowling."
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"You don't have to come if you don't want."
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"No, no, it's okay. I mean, let's face it, you would get creamed without me."
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"...your lack of femininity works to our advantage."
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"Please reserve that butch spirit for the lanes."
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"I thought you were bringing your own bowling shoes."
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"These are my own bowling shoes."
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"Then what's with the disinfectant?"
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"I know where my feet have been."
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"Hey, Penny."
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"And you guys."
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"Albino Bob couldn't make it, so I brought a substitute."
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"I believe some of you know Wil Wheaton."
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"Hi, Sheldon. How's it going?"
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"Well, well, well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton."
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