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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - The Austere Academy: Part One (S02E02)

"to a lake full of leeches in the middle of hurricane season,"
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"It's unclear why none of the guardians worked out."
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"I'm unstoppable!"
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"I can assure you this bank's troubles are finally over."
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"- Jacquelyn? It's my secretary. - Poe?"
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"She must be taking another unplanned sabbatical"
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"she swears I've authorized."
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"What a moron."
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"Yes, it is hard to find good help, Mr. Tamerlane."
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"[violin playing]"
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"I feel like we've been sitting on this bench for months."
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"Sunny's starting to look less like a baby and more like a toddler."
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"[babbling]"
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"We've been tormented by treachery and villainy."
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"- Child labor and leeches. - And now, a new school."
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"Well, the new school hasn't tormented us yet."
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"but I'm the most special girl in the whole school."
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"This is Vice Principal Nero's office. He's a genius. He likes me best."
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"[Lemony] A school should be a safe place."
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"- I don't think it's a compliment. - [Klaus groans]"
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"I feel like we've been sitting on this bench for months."
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"particularly if your actual home has been destroyed in a fire."
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"But as you and I know, school is hardly ever like that."
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"- People are looking at us. - Probably because we're new."
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"Like this classroom,"
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"you should know the motto of Prufrock Preparatory School."
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"so I get to make people do jumping jacks whenever I want."
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"[Lemony] When you learn what it means,"
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"you will understand why this story can have no happy ending,"
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"I enjoy scuba diving in the off-season. What's the mission?"
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"You take this to the Baudelaires."
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"It's been annotated with answers to all their questions."
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"They'll finally learn everything about our secret organization."
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"[Larry] I attended it."
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"- It's a homecoming. - [Jacquelyn] Good luck with that."
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"[gasps] Prufrock Preparatory School..."
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"[Tench] Remember, you will die."
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"You won't think of your friends or your career,"
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"- Prufrock! Prufrock! - There's somebody in the road."
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"[brakes screech]"
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"Hi. Uh, my catering truck broke down,"
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"I see you brought something to read."
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"- I never travel without a book. - [Tench scoffs] Nerd."
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"Now where were we? Right, the complete annihilation of..."
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"We must've blown a tire."
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"I can fix it. I was Coach of the Year, Berlin, '39."
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"[air whooshing]"
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"I'll take that back now."
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"What will happen to those members of the pep squad you threw off the bus?"
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"Ah. That touchy-feely nonsense would never have been tolerated"
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"Oh, you attended Prufrock Preparatory? I'm impressed."
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"It's a homecoming. [Chuckles deviously]"
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"I don't know what that building is. I never go in there."
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"You shouldn't talk to the library lady, because she smells funny."
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"A library is an island in a vast sea of ignorance."
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"Particularly if that library is tall and the surrounding area has been flooded."
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"come visit."
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"Ahem."
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"- Ahem? - Ahem."
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"- Thank you? - Thank you's not enough."
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"A tip?"
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"Who dares to interrupt a genius when he's rehearsing?"
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"How dare you be late!"
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"Thank you, Carmelita, for telling me. Oh, that's a nice broach, by the way."
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"- The original owner really liked it. - Oh."
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"Whoo! [Chuckles]"
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"What a lovely girl. Sweet as a butterscotch buttercup."
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"She has two living parents."
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"Well, come in. I don't have all afternoon."
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"How do you do?"
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"[playing out of tune]"
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"When you hear an incredible performance,"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"And welcome, new students."
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"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
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"My name is Vice Principal Nero, and my second-highest concern"
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"is that you uphold the strict standards here at Prufrock."
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"Adversity means "trouble," by the way."
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"Here at Prufrock Preparatory School,"
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"there'll be no blaming your own weaknesses on this Count Olaf person."
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"This is an advanced computer system. Cost an arm and a leg."
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"But I had the AV club program it to recognize the hallmarks of Count Olaf."
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"We'll park it outside the school all semester,"
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"I'm not sure an advanced computer will do us much good."
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"Prufrock Preparatory has a magnificent dormitory"
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"Inside, there is a huge living room and an ornate cage full of tropical birds"
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"- Doesn't it look nice? - It looks more than nice."
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"and your parents are dead."
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"Mr. Poe tells me your guardians have either been killed or fired you."
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"Surely Mr. Poe could sign."
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"[imitating Klaus] "Surely Mr. Poe could sign." He could not."
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"I'm afraid that you'll have to live in a small tin shack."
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"Oh, it's a dismal place."
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"Why can't you change the rule so everyone lives in a dorm?"
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"[imitating Violet] "Why can't you change the rule so everyone lives in a dorm?""
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"and you'll have to lean down and eat your food like a dog."
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"Violet, you will be studying with Mr. Remora in room one,"
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"and Klaus, you will be with Mrs. Bass in room two,"
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"Which classroom is Sunny's?"
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"but not in a classroom."
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"but there was never a budget for it."
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"Off to your shack!"
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"[door closes]"
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"[knock at door]"
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"Children!"
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"Vice Principal Nero, you said you wanted to see us?"
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"We've been waiting for a really long time."
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"Come in, come in, come in."
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"So, orphans, how would you like to move into a broom closet?"
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"This place has hardly changed since I was expelled."
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"We may have use for it."
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"Matriculating into Prufrock Prep won't be easy."
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"I was quite the disciplinary problem during my semester and a half."
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"- Let's see what we got. - Let's."
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"- Mascot costume, front half. - Good."
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"- Mascot costume, back half. - Better."
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"A variety of pennants, cheerleader uniforms, sweaty clothes,"
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"- Okay. - That's everything."
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"We are going to hatch a complicated plot, and these are our raw materials?"
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"I know you're hiding somewhere."
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