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Clips from A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017) - The Austere Academy: Part One (S02E02)

"[theme song playing]"
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"♪ So look away Look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Just look away, look away ♪"
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"♪ Ask any stable person "Should I watch?" And they will say ♪"
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"♪ Look away, look away, look away ♪"
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"[water dripping]"
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"You probably shouldn't be here."
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"about one third of the way through a dreadful and upsetting story."
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"'Cause everything about the Baudelaires' situation"
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"is delightful to contemplate, Mr. Tamerlane."
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"- you've come to the right place. - [Tamerlane on phone] Mm-hmm."
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"and all sorts of happy things in the middle."
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"It's delightful and educational and it's appropriate for families,"
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"a phrase here which means "delightful and educational...""
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"and have only cheerful things happen to them."
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"Surely, as you recall, from the moment I told the Baudelaires"
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"their parents perished in a terrible fire,"
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"they've had exciting adventures in all sorts of exotic locales."
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"and for complicated reasons, a lumber mill."
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"but they can never agree on what he looks like."
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"I dropped them off at boarding school,"
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"where they'll receive the best education a heavily reduced tuition can buy."
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"They're the second set of wealthy orphans I've enrolled there."
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"I'm sure there's no connection."
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"With the Baudelaires safe at Prufrock Preparatory School,"
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"- Prufrock Preparatory School? [Sighs] - Yes, that's the name I just said."
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"We've been waiting so long,"
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"- Hello, um... - [imitating Violet] "Um...""
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"Are you a blithering idiot? Everyone knows I'm Carmelita Spats."
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"I'm Violet Baudelaire, and these are my siblings Klaus and Sunny."
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"What does "cake-sniffer" mean?"
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"I'm supposed to give you a tour."
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"I don't have to wear a uniform 'cause I'm too adorable. Come on."
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"Come on, cake-sniffers."
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"It's because your home was destroyed in a fire."
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"But if you insist on watching,"
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"Like many mottoes, it can be found on a variety of surfaces,"
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"- to the scoreboard of the athletic field. - [crows cawing]"
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"What does "memento mori" mean?"
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"Remember, you will die."
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"Larry, thank you for meeting me on such short notice."
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"But only if you get it to them. You can find them at this location."
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"This trip is more than a crucial mission for a secret organization."
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"Well, well, well."
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"[all chanting] Prufrock! Prufrock! Prufrock!"
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"and I need to get to Prufrock Preparatory School right away."
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"[thud]"
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"Is that a hook?"
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"- That gym teacher was crying. - So was the driver."
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"You should be. My IQ has been measured in the upper double digits."
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"and also their enormous fortune."
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"It says, "library.""
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"Only a cake-sniffer would notice something like that."
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"Oh! Hello. You must be the new students I've heard so much about."
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"[shoes tapping]"
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"[shoes tapping]"
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"Let's go!"
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"[Olivia] Well..."
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"- [both chuckle] - [violin playing]"
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"where you were supposed to be ten minutes ago. You're late."
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"It is traditional to give a special tour guide a tip at the end."
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"it's tradition to clap and cheer and yell "Bravo!""
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"What's your first-highest concern?"
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"and you'll be safe as peas."
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"- Olaf is usually in disguise... - Oh, I shouldn't have bothered."
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"Prufrock Prep will take care of that. [chuckles]"
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"thanks to a generous grant from our founder, Sir Barrymore Feint."
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"It looks better than any place we've lived in a long time."
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"In order to live in the dormitory,"
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"I don't want to."
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"Speaking of rules, if either of you are late to your classes,"
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"which is easy to remember if you think of Tu B'Shevat,"
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"the Jewish equivalent of Arbor Day."
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"Thank you. I'll remember."
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"Now, I have Sunny."
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"Genius needs his rehearsal time. Go, go."
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"You think they'll recognize you and they're still mad?"
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"Nothing. No reason."
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"[chuckles nervously] It was just... It was a long time..."
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"- Thirty-two hot dogs, 31 hot dog buns. - Intriguing."
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"Hula-Hoops and one school banner."
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"[sighs] Must I do everything myself?"
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"Well, well. What do we have here?"
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"Then explain that..."
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"[huffs]"
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"Let's move out. Curses!"
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"- that they have to live in a shack. - That's awful."
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"No! Out of the question."
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"I spent the budget on a violin case with a ruby handle."
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"[Nero grunts]"
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"[squeals]"
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"- [gasps] - You dropped this."
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"I wish I had dropped it right on his head."
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"Too bad we can't fix stupidity at the vice principal level."
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"it can be difficult to stay true to one's literary and philosophical principles."
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"I've often thought that exact thing."
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"- Most librarians have. - Oh! How did you know I was a librarian?"
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"There's a certain gleam in the eye indicating a sharp, erudite acumen."
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"Do you know where I might find three children who recently enrolled?"
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"[groaning]"
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"- Children can be cruel. - The whole world is cruel."
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"[Lemony] The expression "making a mountain out of a molehill""
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"except for maybe a stubbed toe if you're being pushed by a bully."
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"and are constantly causing problems."
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"When Nero described the shack where the Baudelaires were living,"
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"- If anything... - It's small."
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"[babbles]"
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"[Klaus sighs]"
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"- This is ridiculous. - We can fix it up a little."
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"This is a school. Let's see what we can learn."
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"[rooster crows]"
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"My name is Mr. Remora, and today, for language arts,"
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"Okay, one day, I think it was a Tuesday,"
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"It's important to remember it wasn't elbow macaroni"
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"It must be difficult for you to measure how unhappy you are without your parents,"
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"[Nero] Next letter."
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"- "Dear Juilliard School of Music, - [keys clacking]"
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""Dear Juilliard School of Music,"
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"Girls were falling all over me in school,"
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"and not just because I extended my leg when they walked by."
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