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Clips from Friends - The One with the Chicken Pox (S02E02)

"One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks..."
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"- Yeah. - What if they get mixed up?"
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"Boy, I would just, uh..."
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"I would freak out."
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"You would not."
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"I can't believe this. I hate this. You're too normal."
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"I can't believe my boyfriend doesn't have a thing."
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"My boyfriend doesn't have a thing."
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"See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well there."
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"- Mr. Douglas is looking for you. - Why? Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?"
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"Because he has a strong suspicion that you dropped the ball on the Lender project."
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"Why? Why does he suspect that?"
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"Because at first, he thought it was Joseph..."
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"...but after he asked Joseph about it, turns out it was you."
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"- Anyway, I just thought you should know. - All right. That's it."
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"Look, Joey..."
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"...I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for you..."
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"...and if I could just fire Joseph, I would."
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"So I'm gonna have to let both of you go."
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"Okay, I think he's a brown-nosing suck-up."
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, you can't fire Joseph. You know why?"
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"He's not in your department."
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"All right, okay. All right, so I can't fire Joseph..."
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"...but, uh, I can sleep with his wife."
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"- Not Karen. - Yeah, Karen."
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"I'm thinking about having an affair with her. Oh, you know what?"
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"I just did."
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"What the hell are you doing to me, man?"
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"Oh, it's not me."
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"It's my character."
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"...and then laughs about it the next day."
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"In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer."
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"- Really? - No, freak show, she's fictional!"
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"Come on! Hey. Take it easy."
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"If it means that much to you, I'll, uh... I'll go find something else."
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"It's just that I'm gonna miss Joseph."
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"I liked him. His wife."
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"She was hot."
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"Ow."
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"Please take these off. I swear I won't scratch."
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"No, sorry, hon. Monica's orders."
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"Well, that wasn't easy."
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"Okay, dinner's on."
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"And there's a peach cobbler warming in the oven."
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"So the plate's gonna be hot, but that shouldn't be a problem for you."
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"All right, you kids. Bye, now."
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"- Bye. Oh, look, look."
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"A low-budget puppet show."
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"It's such a shame you can't see what finger I'm holding up."
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"All right."
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"- Wine? - Please."
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"- Oh. Spilled some. - I got it."
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"I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight."
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"What?"
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"Sorry."
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"You know what? That's it. That's it."
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"- Oh, yes. - Oh."
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"Good."
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"Monica, wake up."
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"- Monica. - What's up?"
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"I thought of a thing."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah."
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"I have to sleep, have to, on this side of the bed."
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"No, honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed..."
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"...because I have to sleep on this side of the bed."
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"Or so I would have you believe."
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"No. Big deal. So you have a side of the bed. Everybody has a side of the bed."
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"- All right, go on. - Okay."
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"I have to sleep on the west side..."
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"...because I grew up in California..."
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"...and otherwise..."
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"...the ocean would be on the wrong side."
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"How about that?"
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"- So, Ryan, where are you shipping off to? - I really can't say."
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"So do you have any nuclear weapons onboard?"
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"I can't say."
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"Well, do you get to look through one of those periscope thingies?"
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"I'm sorry, but I can't say."
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"Wow, it's neat learning about submarines."
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"I better get out of here. I'm gonna miss my flight."
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"Okay, I'll walk you out."
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"So do you, uh, think we could get you one of those uniform things?"
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"You like that, do you?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - I'll make some calls."
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"Okay."
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"Can you believe that's how we spent our two weeks?"
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"...like having a picnic in Central Park and, you know, a coffee at Central Perk."
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"Oh, I just got that."
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"Bye, you."
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"I'm sorry, we're clo..."
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"Hey, sailor."
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"Is this what you had in mind?"
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"Ha, ha. I'll say."
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"I'm shipping out tomorrow."
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"...we better make this night count."
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"Oh, wait, I forgot to turn off the cappuccino machine."
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"Anchors aweigh."
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"Oh, wait. My purse, my purse, my purse."
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"All right, why don't I just meet you upstairs?"
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"Honey."
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"Okay, Chandler, Mon, there's only one banana-nut muffin left."
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"Yeah, but I'm so much faster."
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"Really?"
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"Fleischman's group."
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"Hey, Ryan. What's up?"
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"You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under."
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"Yeah, the rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives for sport..."
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"I don't. I hate Joseph."
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"Hey."
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"And almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this."
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"Chandie."
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"- Oh, my God. You're a freak. - Yeah."
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